DISCLAIMER
(i do not own doa or any of its characters. Tecmo does.)
DOA ADVENTURES
Chapter 1
(every one from the doa series all decide to go to the arcade together... once they get there)
hayate- hey about time!
Hitomi- i know! The drive took forever!
Ryu- its all brads fault... if he didnt get lost on the highway then we would have been here along time ago.
Everyone- THANKS BRAD!
Brad- hey its not my fault.... the road was a little blurry... especially after that 17th beer.
Lei fang- anyways lets go play some games!
Jann lee- hmm... i wonder if they have any fighting games.
Hayate- OOO super street fighter 2 turbo! (a fighting game)
Jan lee- Alright! Get ready to lose!
Hayate- no way! Your going down!
Ayane- hey kasumi! Lets play virtual on (a gundam type game)
kasumi- ok.
ryu- OOO dance dance revolution!(umm a dancing game lol)
(hayate and jann lee both put in their tokens. Hayate picks akuma and jann lee picks fei long. The match begins and round 1 fight! akuma almost instantly wins the match.)
jann lee- no fair!
Hayate- why not?
Jann lee- because you cant beat me down in real life!
Hayate- bring it on loser!
(they both start to fight. Jann lee throws a punch while screaming WAAAAAAACCCCCCHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!. hayate dodges and punchs him in the face )
jann lee- OW! That hurt!
Hayate- you deserve it!
Jann lee- you cheated!
Hayate- whatever.
(jann lee grabs lei fang and they both leave the arcade. Meanwhile at the virtual on machine)
ayane- yes! I win again!
Kasumi- i let you win!
Ayane- SUREEEE you did.
Kasumi- screw the arcade! Im outta here! (kasumi grabs gen fu and they begin to leave)
ryu- hey what about me?
Kasumi what about you?
Ryu- ummm i thought you liked me...
gen fu- no way dude! She only likes aged men! Kinda like wine... the older the better!
Brad- i second that!
Ryu- shut up brad!
Brad- ok (makes a sad face. Kasumi and gen fu leave)
ryu- oh well. (meanwhile at the air hockey table)
bass- GASHA! I lost again!? How!!??
zack- simple fu! Its easssssy! Its because im the best!!! (bass picks zack up and chokes him to death)
bass- not anymore! (just at that moment)
(three guys walk into the arcade. One is wearing a green shirt with blank pants. One is wearing a blue shirt with blue jean pants and the last one is wearing all red)
green shirt guy- dude! That girls cute! (guy points at ayane)
blue shirt guy- i like her! (guy points to tina)
red shirt guy- i like her! (pointing to brad)
green shirt guy- DUDE! THATS A GUY!
Red shirt guy- ummm never mind. (nervous look on his face)
green shirt guy- wish me luck dudes im gonna go for it.
Blue and red guys- good luck! (green shirt guy walks over to ayane.)
green shirt guy- umm hi.
Ayane- what do you want?
Green shirt guy- oh umm im john and you are?
Ayane- umm im ayane.. so what do you want?
John-... (notices that shes at the virtual on machine) wanna play some virtual on?
Ayane- sure but i cant lose. (john has a big smile on his face and they start to play)
(mean while)
brad- hey who are you!?
Red shirt guy- im gary.
Brad- you seem like you have some cash.. umm i mean you seem like a nice guy... wanna go grab a beer?
Gary - umm im under age.
Bass- YOU WUSS!!! come on brad lets go grab a few beers!
Gary- OK!!! ill go. (brad bass and gary leave) (meanwhile ryu just lost at dance dance revolution)
ryu- RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blue shirt guy- ummm...
ryu- who are you?
Blue shirt guy- im jeremy.
Ryu- oh hey lets play some ddr jeremy!
Jeremy- i dont know how to play.
Ryu- its easy! Ill show you. (they start to play) (meanwhile)
john- i win!
Ayane- DAMNIT!!! hey rematch me!
John- hmm no thanks.
Ayane- just do it! Ill even make you a bet!
John- a bet?
Ayane- yeah if i win you gve me... hmmm a 100 bucks?
John- a 100 bucks!
Ayane-yep.
John-well what do i get if i win?
Ayane- you can have anything that you want. (john has an evil grin on his face)
ayane- deal?
John- deal. I am sooo going to win this. (just at that moment kasumi walks in)
ryu- what are you doing back?
Kasumi- well.... me and gen fu were getting it on and he uhhhh
ryu- he what?
Kasumi- he had a heart attack... i loved him to .... almost as much as i love aged wine...
(brad appears out of nowhere and says i second that! And then mysteriously dissapears)
ryu-umm well now that the old farts dead.... do you want to get together?
Kasumi- do you have any tokens?
Ryu- yeah.
Kasumi- i guess it will be ok then.
Ryu- ALRIGHT! (ryu holds up a victory sign) (at that moment leon lost to bayman at silent scope)
bayman- haha! Im the better sniper!
Leon- well im the better russian martial artist!
Bayman- oh yeah! Lets find out! (they break each others necks and they both die)
leon- roland... im so sorry... (he dies)
bayman- SHUT THE HELL UP! I get the last word! (he dies. Meanwhile tina is playing the dead or alive arcade game)
tina- hey yeah tina rules!!! in the game to!!! i think they exaggerated on my bounce a little bit.. o well.
Hitomi- hey be happy that you were even in the 1st one... no one even knew i existed until part 3!!
tina- hey thats not a bad thing... hey lets go grab a bite to eat!
Hitomi- where at?
Tina- a place i used to work at. Its called hooters.
Hitomi- ok lets go. (they both leave. Meanwhile.)
ryu- DAMNIT! RAWWWWW!!!!!
kasumi- whats wrong ryu?
Ryu- im out of tokens...
kasumi- you LOSER! How do you run out of tokens!?
Ryu- i only had a dollar worth...
kasumi- only a dollar!? Not only are you young but your poor to!? Forget it! Ill just go find another old guy!
Ryu- no kasumi! Pleases dont go!
Kasumi- no excuses you poor bastard! (she leaves)
ryu- not again...
jeremy- cheer up man...
ryu- hey how about we go on a killing spree for old people only?
Jeremy- umm i guess.
Ryu- GREAT! Lets go kill some geezers! (they both leave. Meanwhile christie and lisa were cheering ayane to win at virtual on)
lisa- come on ayane you can do it!
Ayane- shut up! Your breaking my concentration!
Christie- ayanes the best! Shes number 1!!!!!!!!!
ayane- SHUT UP!!!
christie and lisa- GOOOOOOOO AYAAAAAAANEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
ayane- thats it! (she pulls out 2 kunais and throws them at christie and lisa' killing them instantly)
john- hey umm you didnt have to KILL them.
Ayane- yes i did.
John-ummmm.... hey your not going to kill me if i win the rematch are you?
Ayane of course! Oops i mean of course not! (ayane has a really big grin on her face and john starts to look nervous.)
ayane- so are you ready for that rematch?
John- umm do i have to?
Ayane- no but...
john- but?
Ayane- if you dont play then you automaticlly forfeit and that means you owe me a 100 bucks!
John- not fair!
Ayane- i know!
John- sign fine!
Ayane- yay (they both put in their tokens and pick their characters. The match starts and they both do really good but john wins both of the rounds.)
john- ALRIGHT! I WIN!!!
ayane- umm i let you win.
John- then why are you sweating?
Ayane- umm... ok fine you won! So what do you want?
John- hmm how about a 100 bucks? That way its fair.
Ayane- a 100 bucks!? No way! I dont have that kind of cash! (ayane makes that really cute pouty face that girls do.)
ayane- please john... anything but that.
John-ok fine! Umm how about we go out on a date?
Ayame- WHAT!? Umm well why?
John-why? Thats easy! A girl with purple hair' plays video games' knows how to fight and best of all is really cute. (she starts to blush.)
ayane- well since you put it that way... i suppose it couldnt hurt... (she went from plae to beat red)
john- haha! Your blushing!
Ayane- no im not! (know blushing even more)
end of chapter 1
but in the next chapter
what happened to jann lee? How drunk did bass brad and gary get? Did ryu and jeremy really go on a killing spree for old people? What is hayate and helena doing? Will john and ayane ever make out? Find out on the next chapter of dragon ball z! Errr i mean doa adventures!
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