I have decided to try my hand at humor!! Yay!! And I'm in it!! Yay!! So lets start!! Yay!!
WARNING: Might be a tad OOC in the beginning. I need to get into the story more.
*Chapter One*
Setting: The local mall. Kurama is dragging Hiei diligently towards Old Navy.
Kurama: Hiei, you need some new clothes!!
Hiei: No...I...don't!!
Kurama: (Stops) How long have you been wearing that same outfit?
Hiei: Um...um...I don't know, maybe a year, *cough or three cough*
Kurama: I heard that! Now come on!!
(Kurama finally manages to pull Hiei into Old Navy and toward the children's section.
Hiei: Wait, what are we doing in the children's section? Shouldn't we be over there? (Points to the men's section.)
Kurama: *anime sweatdrop* Well, um...now, Hiei...you know that we need to get some clothes that will fit you...um...
(Now we see me, who is working as a lowly worker in Old Navy and sees my two favorite anime characters having some trouble)
Me: Oh my god!!! You're Kurama!!!! and you're Hiei!!!! (hyperventilates)
Kurama and Hiei both *sweatdrop*
Me: Okay, now that that is out of my system, are you having trouble?
Kurama: Yes, we are looking for some clothes for Hiei.
Me: Hmm...(Looks around and sees some really cute pajamas with bears all over them) Oh, look at these!! Aren't they adorable? They are just your size!!
Hiei: *Looks very grossed out*
Kurama: Um, we were looking for something a little more....casual.
Me: Nonsense!! *thrusts the pajamas into Hiei's hands* Go try these on!!
Hiei: *Drops them onto the floor* Stupid ningen. If you think I will wear those, you are crazy.
Me: *getting very angry* You will wear them!
*A mysterious force picks Hiei up and throws him into the dressing room, along with the pajamas*
Kurama: *shocked expression* How did you do that?
Me: Simple. I'm also the writer of this story. I can do anything I want!!
Hiei: *Is pounding on the door furiously, which has been locked and bolted shut* Let me out!!
Me: *Singing* You have to put the pajamas on first!!
Hiei: Grrr...
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5 minutes later...
Me: AWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Hiei is out of the dressing room, looking like he wants to hack me into pieces, but I don't care!*
Me: You look really good!!
Kurama: *Trying not to laugh* You do look stylish, Hiei.
*a camera appears in my hands and I start to take pictures*
Me: Kodak moment!! Okay, you can go change now.
Me: These will be good blackmail material.
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5 more minutes later...
*Hiei is back out, and all three of us start to stroll around the store.*
Me: Ooh, what about these? *I point to a retro pair of black jeans*
Hiei: Fine.
Me: and this!! *I point to a black tank-top*
Hiei: Fine
Me: and this, and this, and this, and this, and this...
Kurama: *Sweatdrop* Umm, what was your name again?
Me: *Points to nametag, which says Gem (not actually my name, but I like it)*
Kurama: Gem, I don't have too much money to spend...
Me: Not a problem!! *A big wad of hundreds appears in Kurama's hands*
Kurama: *Eyes bug out*
Me: *carrying the black tank-top, and the black jeans* All of this stuff is the same size, so you only have to try on one thing.
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5 more minutes later...
*Hiei steps out of the dressing room, looking very nice*
Me: *whistles loudly*
Kurama: *smiles* I think we've found your style.
Hiei: *smirks*
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5 more more minutes later...
*Hiei now has an entire new wardrobe*
Kurama: Well, I guess we will be leaving now...
Me: WAIT!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!! *grabs on to Kurama's arm*
Hiei: *smirks* Don't you have this human job to take care of?
Me: Not anymore!! Since I'm the writer, this building does not exist!
*building disappears, leaving a blank wall*
Me: Since I don't have to work anymore, Can I come with you!! PLEASE??? *Puppy-dog pouts*
Kurama: Fine.
Me: Yay!!!! *hugs Kurama*
*Moves to hug Hiei, but he pulls his sword out*
Hiei: Don't you dare touch me
Me: Uh, heh heh...no need to get hostile.
*As we start to walk away, I get an idea*
Me: Hey, why don't we go to the food court? You must be starving.
Kurama: Um, sure.
*We all head in that direction*
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So, that was the first chapter!! All of you are probably wondering what this has to do with the story. Well, we are getting there NEXT CHAPTER!! If you have something positive to say, THEN SAY IT!! If you have something negative to say, DON'T YOU DARE! This is my first humor fic. Be kind!! My brother just read it, and he laughed, so I have a good feeling about this. REVIEWS!! MUST HAVE REVIEWS BEFORE NEXT CHAPTER!!