Interview With An Evil, Dark Lord
By: Sandy Beaches
This is an interview with Tom Riddle. Read at your own discretion.
Q: So, Tom, what kind of stuff do you like? A: my basilisk, my diary, my wand and the blood of Harry Potter.
Q: What is your favorite school subject? A: Creatures of the dark arts.
Q: What is your favorite thing to do? A: look persuasive, try to kill Harry Potter, be persuasive, stalk Harry Potter, play quidditch.
Q: What's your favorite T.V. show? A: we don't have such muggle type objects. But if I had one it would be Mighty Mouse. Don't tell anyone or I'll feed you to my basilisk!
Q: have you ever interviewed yourself? A: no, that's plain stupid.
Q: Tom, do you like this interview? A: no, I would take you to the chamber of secrets where your skeleton will lie forever, but I don't want to be rude.
Q: do you think that you are very persuasive? A: yes, yes I do.
Q: what is your favorite move? A: I told you that I don't like such muggle type objects!
Q: what is your nickname? A: I would prefer to be called Lord Voldemort. But, there are two strange little girls, one which has a striking resemblance to you, that call me.. sigh, Lord Tom Riddle Persuasive Hottie Guy. Their skeletons will lie in the chamber forever!
Q: have you ever been on an airplane?
A: that's another one of your stupid muggle type objects!
Q: How did you meet Sandy? (me) A: your interviewing me right now through my diary!
Q: How did you meet Agatha? A: it just so happens that there is a person who stalks me named Agatha.
Q: Do you like to paint your finger nails? A: no. not really.
Q: do you wish that this interview was over? A: yes, because I wanna find the two girls responsible for stalking me and for making up my new, endearing nickname.
Sandy B: thanks for you time Tom! Tom R: it's been a pleasure.
By: Sandy Beaches
This is an interview with Tom Riddle. Read at your own discretion.
Q: So, Tom, what kind of stuff do you like? A: my basilisk, my diary, my wand and the blood of Harry Potter.
Q: What is your favorite school subject? A: Creatures of the dark arts.
Q: What is your favorite thing to do? A: look persuasive, try to kill Harry Potter, be persuasive, stalk Harry Potter, play quidditch.
Q: What's your favorite T.V. show? A: we don't have such muggle type objects. But if I had one it would be Mighty Mouse. Don't tell anyone or I'll feed you to my basilisk!
Q: have you ever interviewed yourself? A: no, that's plain stupid.
Q: Tom, do you like this interview? A: no, I would take you to the chamber of secrets where your skeleton will lie forever, but I don't want to be rude.
Q: do you think that you are very persuasive? A: yes, yes I do.
Q: what is your favorite move? A: I told you that I don't like such muggle type objects!
Q: what is your nickname? A: I would prefer to be called Lord Voldemort. But, there are two strange little girls, one which has a striking resemblance to you, that call me.. sigh, Lord Tom Riddle Persuasive Hottie Guy. Their skeletons will lie in the chamber forever!
Q: have you ever been on an airplane?
A: that's another one of your stupid muggle type objects!
Q: How did you meet Sandy? (me) A: your interviewing me right now through my diary!
Q: How did you meet Agatha? A: it just so happens that there is a person who stalks me named Agatha.
Q: Do you like to paint your finger nails? A: no. not really.
Q: do you wish that this interview was over? A: yes, because I wanna find the two girls responsible for stalking me and for making up my new, endearing nickname.
Sandy B: thanks for you time Tom! Tom R: it's been a pleasure.