Spongebob Squarepants Meets his Doom





A/N: I'm just writing this because I despise that horrid sponge in rectangular pants. And I needed a laugh.






Spongebob Squarepants was walking underwater with his friend Patrick. Suddenly, a giant pair of scissors fell out of the sky and cut Spongebob in half.



Patrick cried and swam into the jaws of a shark.



The world was made a better place!








THE END!!



disclaimer: I AM SO GLAD THAT I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS!!!