Thank-you, thank-you everyone!! You are all so kind!!
I'm really happy with this story. It's SO much fun to write. Well, enough talk. Time for next chapter!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN YU YU HAKUSHO!!! NOPE!! NOTHING!!! NADA!! ZIP!!!!!
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*Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, Hiei, and Botan are all waiting by the entrance gate to the airplane for me, who is fashionably late.*
Yusuke: Is your friend ever going to get here?
Kuwabara: Hey, who is this girl you met at the mall anyway?
Botan: Yes, what is she like?
Kurama: Well, she's friendly...
Hiei: *snorts* She's a mental case.
Me: I HEARD THAT!!!
*I have arrived, being followed by 3 workers carrying my luggage*
Me: Hello! I'm Gem and *kicks Hiei in the leg* I am not a mental case!!
Voice on loudspeaker: Fliers, Gate 9969 is almost finished loading. If you are a passenger on this flight, please enter the gate right away!
Botan: That's us!!
*As I glance at the ticket Kurama handed me, I glance up at the gate we're at*
Me: Uh guys, why are we at this gate?
Yusuke: Well, because it's the one on our tickets! *holds up ticket to my face* See, 9969!
Me: *sees that he's holding it upside down and turns it around* That's 6696.
Yusuke: Oh. Whoops!
Voice: Gate 6696 is leaving in five minutes.
All: AAH!!
*start to sprint down the corridor*
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Me: We...made...it
*As we walk into the airplane and into the first class corridor (yep, first class!!) We are greeted with rude stares*
Me: *Whispering* Uh, Kurama, why is everyone glaring at us?
Kurama: *Whispering* Probably because we're teenagers.
Me: Oh. *grins* I can fix that. HEY!!! QUIT STARING AT US!! WE'RE GOOD KIDS!!
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
*Since I'm writing, I make up the seating arrangement. This particular plane is three to a row. First row-Hiei, me, Kurama. Second Row-Yusuke, Botan, Kuwabara. Isn't that nice? (Especially for me!)*
Captain: This is your captain speaking. Please fasten your seatbelts, since we may be experiencing slight turbulence on take-off. Thank-you. We will be arriving in Greece in fifteen hours.
Me: *fastens seatbelt and notices Hiei isn't budging*
Me: Hiei, Put your seatbelt on!!
Hiei: I don't take orders from dumb humans.
*The plane all of a sudden lurches forward. Everyone falls forward but is caught by their seatbelt. Expect for Hiei, who rams into the seat in front of him headfirst.*
Me: Guess we human aren't so stupid after all.
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This is a 15 hour trip, so I will just list the highlights*
*Hour 3*
Stewardess: Drink?
Me: Yes, please.
Stewardess: Hey, you are the contest winner, aren't you? My friend was there and she told me all about you! The single mom with the kid, right? *sees Hiei* Oh, there's your little boy!!
*Kurama is trying not to laugh while Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Botan are wondering what she is talking about*
Stewardess: Don't worry, I know what you are going through. I'm a single mother too. Just hang in there.
*She leans over to Hiei and starts stroking his hair*
Stewardess: Bless your little heart.
*I know that this is not going to end well if I don't act fast, so I quickly grab Hiei's arms*
Me: *whispering* Don't...you...dare.
*The stewardess finally walks away, and I sigh, very relieved. Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Botan are staring at me like I've grown another head*
Me: Don't ask.
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Hour 6
Stewardess (different one): Here's your dinner! *hands Hiei, Kurama, and me three bowls of vegetable soup*
Hiei: What is this?
Me: Try it! It's really good!!
*Just as we take the cover off the soup, the plane starts to shake and the bowls go flying*
Captain: Sorry about that, just a little turbulence. Nothing to worry about!
*Hiei, Kurama, and I are soaked with soup*
Me: *crying* soup will never come out of my shirt!
Hiei: Quit your whining!
Me: *shakes head* This stuff is really hot!
K&H: STOP GETTING IT ON US!!
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Hour 11
*A small boy is wandering aimlessly through the aisles of the plane, calling a name*
boy: *calling* Fred!! Fred!!!
Botan: Pardon me, but who is Fred?
Boy: My pet! He got out of his cage!
Kurama: What does he look like?
Boy: Well, he's really small, has black hair and a tail.
Me: Aww, is it a puppy?
Boy: No...
Kuwabara: Is it a sweet little kitten?
Boy: No...
Yusuke: Is it a ferret?
*We all look at him strange and then turn back to the boy*
Boy: No...
Hiei: Then what is it?
Boy: He's a rat.
Me: RAT!?!?!! WHERE!?!?!?!? *Jumps on chair*
*All of a sudden, I feel something heavy on my head*
Me: *yanking Kurama's shirt* What is on my head?
Boy: Fred!!!
Me: GET IT OFF!!! Get...it..off...me...right..now!!!!!!
Kurama: Okay, just stay still. *reaches up and pulls Fred off, handing him back to the boy* Here you are.
Boy: Gee, thanks mister!! *skips off happily back to his seat*
Me: *sitting back down* How did that creature crawl up my seat and jump on my head anyway?
Kurama: Uh, well, actually, While you were freaking out, Hiei found the rat under his chair and put it on your head when you weren't looking.
* I glance at Hiei, who is trying to stifle a laugh*
Me: I am going to crush you into a pulp when we get to Greece...
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Hour 15!!
Captain: This is your captain speaking. We will be landing in a few minutes so please buckle your seatbelts.
Me: Are you going to listen to me now, Hiei?
Hiei: No, I am prepared this time *pushing his legs against the seat in front of him*
*The plane suddenly lurches back and we all fall back and hit the seat, except for Hiei who tumbles over backwards, landing in Yusuke's lap.
Me: *bursts out laughing*
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*We all exit the plane and walk out into the setting sun*
Me: That was.....interesting.
Botan: Very. I never knew that you were actually Hiei's mother! *She, Yusuke, and Kuwabara burst out laughing.
Me: Don't get me started....
Botan: *wiping eyes* Okay, we better get to the hotel before dark. Where are we staying at?
Me: Umm...*pulls out map of Greece* The Leontine Hotel (Not an actual hotel).
Kurama: How are we going to get there?
Me: No problem! *A yellow taxi-cab appears in front of us*
Y, Kuw, and B: How did you...
Me: Haven't you heard? I'm the writer of this story!
*We all pile into the taxi and set off into the city*
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That was funny even for me! I loved writing this chapter even more than the first one! REVIEWS!! NEED REVIEWS!!