***Spongebob Squarepants meets his DOOM!!!! ***
Written gleefully by: Henry Rettop
A/N: Wow! I was really flattered at the number of reviews/flames I got for this, so, I made a second one, taking some people's advice and mixing it up and pooping it out. Out plopped this. Enjoy!
CHAPTER II
Henry Rettop was busy cackling when all of a sudden, he heard various, sickening giggles. He gasped in terror as Spongebob glued himself together and started tickling himself for no specific reason. Henry knew that he had to finish that wretched sponge wearing rectangular pants to save all of humanity as we know it. So, Henry conveniently found a bottle of Extremely Deadly Poison in his pocket. Henry walked up to Spongebob tentatively.
"Hey Spongebob!" he stuttered. (actually it sounded more like "Bleay Bloopblap" because as Henry so wisely knows from experience, if you speak underwater, it sounds just like bubbles) "Want some of what's in this bottle?" he asked that dumb sponge as he brought the bottle out of his pocket.
"Well, what's in it?" Spongebob stupidly asked while picking leftover poop out of his butt.
"Oh, just Extremely Deadly Poison" Henry Nonchalantly answered, unscrewing the top.
"Oh, well, if that's the case, SURE!" shouted Spongebob, jumping so high that he jumped out of the water and died of lack of water. Spongebob lay rotting on the seashore and a couple seagulls poked his eyes out and ate them.
Henry Rettop shouted: "YEEEEEEESSSS!!!" (actually, more like: "BLEAAAAAAAAASSSS!!!") and laughed madly as he ran over that evil sponge's pineapple with a bulldozer.
THE EEEEEEEND!!!
or is it?
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING BUT THIS WONDERFUL FANTASY WHICH I HOPE WILL SOMEDAY COME TRUE
A/A: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA thank you for letting me relieve myself. Review!! I don't care if u flame!! But what the hey...Hope I write more!!!
Written gleefully by: Henry Rettop
A/N: Wow! I was really flattered at the number of reviews/flames I got for this, so, I made a second one, taking some people's advice and mixing it up and pooping it out. Out plopped this. Enjoy!
CHAPTER II
Henry Rettop was busy cackling when all of a sudden, he heard various, sickening giggles. He gasped in terror as Spongebob glued himself together and started tickling himself for no specific reason. Henry knew that he had to finish that wretched sponge wearing rectangular pants to save all of humanity as we know it. So, Henry conveniently found a bottle of Extremely Deadly Poison in his pocket. Henry walked up to Spongebob tentatively.
"Hey Spongebob!" he stuttered. (actually it sounded more like "Bleay Bloopblap" because as Henry so wisely knows from experience, if you speak underwater, it sounds just like bubbles) "Want some of what's in this bottle?" he asked that dumb sponge as he brought the bottle out of his pocket.
"Well, what's in it?" Spongebob stupidly asked while picking leftover poop out of his butt.
"Oh, just Extremely Deadly Poison" Henry Nonchalantly answered, unscrewing the top.
"Oh, well, if that's the case, SURE!" shouted Spongebob, jumping so high that he jumped out of the water and died of lack of water. Spongebob lay rotting on the seashore and a couple seagulls poked his eyes out and ate them.
Henry Rettop shouted: "YEEEEEEESSSS!!!" (actually, more like: "BLEAAAAAAAAASSSS!!!") and laughed madly as he ran over that evil sponge's pineapple with a bulldozer.
THE EEEEEEEND!!!
or is it?
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING BUT THIS WONDERFUL FANTASY WHICH I HOPE WILL SOMEDAY COME TRUE
A/A: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA thank you for letting me relieve myself. Review!! I don't care if u flame!! But what the hey...Hope I write more!!!