"So, what have you learned about her?"
"What is there to tell besides what you already know?"
"Surprise me."
"Well, for one, you could tell me what you want to know the most. That way, this will be simpler for each of us."
"No need to sound so forceful, Docktor. I am simply curious about our new, little recruit...but since you ask of me do it, I ask you about her age first."
"Of course...her age Well, you should know she's not only a pretty little girl, she's a lying pretty little girl as well."
"Are we talking vampire jailbait, Doc?"
"Far from it. Remember the age she supplied us with when we interrogated her?"
" A hundred and twenty years old...but that is ripe for a vampire, no? Surely, her powers would be MUCH greater than what we witnessed-"
"Major, I suggest you add another hundred and fifty to that age...wait...make that another hundred and fifty five."
".....you're kidding me."
" I wish I was. Either she was lying and feared that we would destroy her, or she is simply regressing due to the experiments and biotechnolgy performed on her comatose body for the past twenty years, but she is that old....and how long we can contain her in this state, I cannot estimate."
" For the love of Christ, Doc...the little wretch should be punished anyway for her lying. If she did fear us, then I do not want a recruit who will not only take the oppurtunity to rip my neck open at any chance as well as be of that vampiric rank in strength, but who will only fear and never learn to respect her rightful leader..is she even German, by the way?
" Close. She's not from Berlin....Austria."
"Even worse. AT least she isn't French, Hell forbid...speaking of orgins, any idea of past wherebaouts?"
"Some. Once again, her memory is not that acute. As far as we know, she's from Austria, was the daughter of a scandel between a politician and his secretary and was killed and turned at the age of 16..hence, her youthful look. Driven out of her city soon afterwards, and simply wandered for a few centuries befor her untimely 200 year rest."
"Pulled a Rip Van WInkle as a young one.....interesting. Is she well...'learned' so to speak?"
"You know what you saw back in the lab. She would have possibly turned those scientists into a puddle of blood if we hadn't restrained her, and even then she tried to tear my hand off that was holding the syringe. "
"Full of fire...and in need of blood. Any word yet on feeding her? If we have to, we can bleed the troops....but..I can tell you disagree."
"If there is one thing worse than a starving human, Major, is it a starving vampire. Now, if she were a youngling and was the age she told us, then yes, we COULD bleed the soldiers on a basis of say...once a week. BUT....and this is a very big but, Major...she is a 275 year old vampire. At that age and not being fed for 200 years isn't enough to drive her mad by now, then not giving her the full amount of blood she desperatly needs is a unconsious suicide on our behalf. In short, we supply, happy vampire. We supply in a sorry amount, angry vampire along with a hundred soldiers sucked dry on your hands. Which do you choose?"
"...I see. Well...if bleeding the soldiers is not enough, then what is?"
"By the average of how many we kill a day, there is always fresh blood on the fields. We simply have to gather it up and purify it to her liking."
"'To her liking'?"
"Vampires have vintage taste. What can I say?"
" Perhaps..and just who will do this deed?"
"I already told Hans. Amazingly, he jumped for it as soon as I told him."
"Since when was Captain Hans so willing to help a vampiress?"
"She is a pretty thing...and he's been in the miltary for so long...catching my drift, Major?"
"Let him know if he even dares to try and touch her, he's wasting his time. I need him as long as this war goes on, and can't lose him due to the heat of passion in which she'll suck him dry , and I don't mean down there."
"Revolting. I shall remember though....anything else?"
"Her mentality?"
"Amazingly stable and highly intelligent."
"Strength?"
"Can be better than what tested, but properly provoked, she'd do a nice job of extermination."
"Personality?"
"Quiet....but extremly friendly and funny. She actually made me laugh out loud a few times, and she had some interesting things to say about you."
"Is that so?"
"Yes...she seems to have secretly but in the greatest affectionate terms, call you 'Piggy.'"
"Am I supposed to be flattered?"
"Not really."
"Hmph.....have you any weapon for her?"
"Fashioning one as of now."
"Gun or knife?"
"Gun. She prefers the weight and stability."
"Type?"
"Rifle."
"And any specific traits of it?"
"Still in decision about that. I'm working on a type of bullet that will do most of the work for her as she recovers from her wakening shock."
"Excellent. So give me a basic rundown of her, Doc. What IS she?"
"Want the truth?"
"Must I say the word?"
"A extremly intelligent, extremly strong, extremly dangerous vampiress with a hell of a wit that is only matched by Lucifer himself."
"Ach."
"My sentiments exactly."
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"What is there to tell besides what you already know?"
"Surprise me."
"Well, for one, you could tell me what you want to know the most. That way, this will be simpler for each of us."
"No need to sound so forceful, Docktor. I am simply curious about our new, little recruit...but since you ask of me do it, I ask you about her age first."
"Of course...her age Well, you should know she's not only a pretty little girl, she's a lying pretty little girl as well."
"Are we talking vampire jailbait, Doc?"
"Far from it. Remember the age she supplied us with when we interrogated her?"
" A hundred and twenty years old...but that is ripe for a vampire, no? Surely, her powers would be MUCH greater than what we witnessed-"
"Major, I suggest you add another hundred and fifty to that age...wait...make that another hundred and fifty five."
".....you're kidding me."
" I wish I was. Either she was lying and feared that we would destroy her, or she is simply regressing due to the experiments and biotechnolgy performed on her comatose body for the past twenty years, but she is that old....and how long we can contain her in this state, I cannot estimate."
" For the love of Christ, Doc...the little wretch should be punished anyway for her lying. If she did fear us, then I do not want a recruit who will not only take the oppurtunity to rip my neck open at any chance as well as be of that vampiric rank in strength, but who will only fear and never learn to respect her rightful leader..is she even German, by the way?
" Close. She's not from Berlin....Austria."
"Even worse. AT least she isn't French, Hell forbid...speaking of orgins, any idea of past wherebaouts?"
"Some. Once again, her memory is not that acute. As far as we know, she's from Austria, was the daughter of a scandel between a politician and his secretary and was killed and turned at the age of 16..hence, her youthful look. Driven out of her city soon afterwards, and simply wandered for a few centuries befor her untimely 200 year rest."
"Pulled a Rip Van WInkle as a young one.....interesting. Is she well...'learned' so to speak?"
"You know what you saw back in the lab. She would have possibly turned those scientists into a puddle of blood if we hadn't restrained her, and even then she tried to tear my hand off that was holding the syringe. "
"Full of fire...and in need of blood. Any word yet on feeding her? If we have to, we can bleed the troops....but..I can tell you disagree."
"If there is one thing worse than a starving human, Major, is it a starving vampire. Now, if she were a youngling and was the age she told us, then yes, we COULD bleed the soldiers on a basis of say...once a week. BUT....and this is a very big but, Major...she is a 275 year old vampire. At that age and not being fed for 200 years isn't enough to drive her mad by now, then not giving her the full amount of blood she desperatly needs is a unconsious suicide on our behalf. In short, we supply, happy vampire. We supply in a sorry amount, angry vampire along with a hundred soldiers sucked dry on your hands. Which do you choose?"
"...I see. Well...if bleeding the soldiers is not enough, then what is?"
"By the average of how many we kill a day, there is always fresh blood on the fields. We simply have to gather it up and purify it to her liking."
"'To her liking'?"
"Vampires have vintage taste. What can I say?"
" Perhaps..and just who will do this deed?"
"I already told Hans. Amazingly, he jumped for it as soon as I told him."
"Since when was Captain Hans so willing to help a vampiress?"
"She is a pretty thing...and he's been in the miltary for so long...catching my drift, Major?"
"Let him know if he even dares to try and touch her, he's wasting his time. I need him as long as this war goes on, and can't lose him due to the heat of passion in which she'll suck him dry , and I don't mean down there."
"Revolting. I shall remember though....anything else?"
"Her mentality?"
"Amazingly stable and highly intelligent."
"Strength?"
"Can be better than what tested, but properly provoked, she'd do a nice job of extermination."
"Personality?"
"Quiet....but extremly friendly and funny. She actually made me laugh out loud a few times, and she had some interesting things to say about you."
"Is that so?"
"Yes...she seems to have secretly but in the greatest affectionate terms, call you 'Piggy.'"
"Am I supposed to be flattered?"
"Not really."
"Hmph.....have you any weapon for her?"
"Fashioning one as of now."
"Gun or knife?"
"Gun. She prefers the weight and stability."
"Type?"
"Rifle."
"And any specific traits of it?"
"Still in decision about that. I'm working on a type of bullet that will do most of the work for her as she recovers from her wakening shock."
"Excellent. So give me a basic rundown of her, Doc. What IS she?"
"Want the truth?"
"Must I say the word?"
"A extremly intelligent, extremly strong, extremly dangerous vampiress with a hell of a wit that is only matched by Lucifer himself."
"Ach."
"My sentiments exactly."
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