NOTE: I do not know a lot about Greece. So if something I say about it is wrong, tell me in A NICE WAY. Everybody speaks English, just so it's not confusing.
OTHER NOTE: We do not start sight-seeing until the next two chapters are over. A little incident happens. (READ ON)
OTHER OTHER NOTE: I just had a notion that some of you might be mad at me since I kind of diss Hiei a little bit in this first part. BUT HE LAUGHS ABOUT IT TOO!!! JUST WAIT AND SEE!! It's just for fun!!
Disclaimer: I dO NoT oWn Yu Yu HaKuShO. I wOuLd HoPe ThAt YoU wOuLd KnOw ThAt By NoW.
Now after all of that stuff is out of the way, it is time for Chapter Four!!
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*As we enter the hotel, Botan and I walk up in front while Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama carry in our bags. Hiei walks behind them, since I do not trust him with my luggage.*
Yusuke: Why are we carrying your stuff?
Me: *ignoring Yusuke* You know Botan, sometimes the only thing a man is good for is carrying heavy packages.
Botan: So true.
*As we arrive at the front desk, the receptionist eyes us warily*
Receptionist: What language you speak?
Me: Uh, English.
Receptionist: Phew!! You have no idea how many languages have been on my tongue today! Reservations?
Me: Yes.
Receptionist: Your last name?
Me: Uh...uh....*whispers to Kurama* what was it again?
Kurama: *whispering* Walker.
Me: Walker.
Receptionist: Oh, so you're the contest winner!! My friend told me all about you. The single mom right? *sees Hiei* Oh, and look, there's your pride and joy!
Me: *cringes*
Receptionist: He is such an innocent little angel. I bet he doesn't have a bad bone in his entire body!!
Everyone (Even Hiei): *This is too much. We all start laughing uncontrollably*
Receptionist: *looking very confused* Did I say something funny?
Me: *trying to keep a straight face* No, not at all. He's a saint, isn't he?
*We all collapse onto the floor, laughing*
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Yusuke: I think that receptionist thought we were insane.
Botan: Well, if she knew Hiei like we do, I don't think she would be calling him a "innocent angel".
*We have arrived at our three rooms*
Me: Hey, I have a fun idea!! Why don't we draw names to see who rooms with who?
Everyone else: *looks wary*
Me: C'mon! We're all friends here!!
Everyone else: *shrugs* Okay.
*I write down the names Botan, Kurama, and Hiei on slips of paper and shake them around in my hand*
Me: Okay Kuwabara, you first.
Kuwabara: *picks a slip of paper* I got Botan!!
Botan: *cringes*
*They both go into R41*
Me: Okay, Yusuke
Yusuke: *picks one* I got Kurama.
*They both head into R42*
Me: *sighs* Guess I'm with Hiei.
*We both head into R43. We see a t.v, radio, a dresser, and...and...*
Me: Okay, why is there only one bed?
Hiei: *Jumps onto the bed* I guess you will be sleeping on the floor.
Me: Oh no I won't. You will.
Hiei: Stupid human. You will.
Me: You will!
Hiei: You will!
Me: You will!
Hiei: You will!
Me: Fine. Either I sleep on the bed, or I'm showing Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Botan THESE!!
*I pull out the embarrassing photographs I took of Hiei in teddy bear pajamas (from Old Navy)*
Hiei: *eyes narrowing* You wouldn't.
Me: *grins* I would.
Hiei: *growls* Fine. I would rather sleep in a tree anyway. *Jumps out the window (we're only on the second floor) and runs off.*
Me: *sighs and starts to unpack luggage* I want Kurama as a roommate in the next city...
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*It's early morning and I'm waking up and looking around for Hiei who, not surprisingly, isn't there. I get out of bed and turn the t.v on. I then go into the closet to change.*
*NEWS BULLETIN*
T.V Reporter: We are here live on the outskirts of Athens, Greece (Keep in mind that we are in Athens, Greece) where we are having the most excitement in a long time! It seems that a child who looks to be 11 or 12 years of age is hanging by a twig from a tree! And not just any tree, but one of the tallest trees in all of Greece! A fall from this height could kill just about anyone. The poor boy's shirt seems to be caught on a branch and any sudden movements could cause him to plunge to his doom!! Firefighters and policeman are trying to get him down, but no one is brave enough to make the climb up it! And for some strange reason, the boy seems to be cussing at the firefighters!! Who is he?
Me: *mumbling to myself* He wouldn't....It couldn't be.....nah.
T.V reporter: If anyone knows this child, he has black hair, is wearing a black robe-like costume, and he has a white bandana tied around his forehead.
Me: WHAT!?!?!?! *runs out to the t.v in time to see a close-up of a very familiar person hanging almost 80 feet off the ground, only being held up by a single branch, which is slowly breaking. His robe is caught on it. (Close your eyes and imagine this for a minute, it's just a funny sight)*
Me: Oh...my...gosh...HIEI!!!
*I quickly sprint out of the room and start pounding on R42*
Me: Yusuke, Kurama!! Open up!!
*No one's answering, but I'm desperate, so I jiggle the lock, which to my surprise, is open*
Me: *bursts through the door and sees that Yusuke and Kurama are still in bed.
Me: Hey, why did they get two beds? *I realize what I just said* Focus, Gem, focus. *I run over to Yusuke*
Me: Yusuke, GET UP!!! *shakes him angrily*
Yusuke: *Reaches out and grabs a fistful of my hair* Hey, Keiko, you finally decided to join me...*snore* *starts to tug on my hair*
Me: ouch...OUCH!!! *finally manages to break away and runs over to Kurama*
Me: C'mon Kurama, up and at em'!
Kurama: *still asleep* Mother, just ten more minutes...*waves me away*
*Since these two are obviously no help, I rush out of the room and across the hallway to Kuwabara and Botan's room*
Me: *pounding furiously* Kuwabara? Botan? I NEED HELP!!! *I try to open there door, but it's locked*
Me: Aargh!! *I quickly sprint down the stairs and run up to the receptionist*
Receptionist: Hey, did you know that your son is dangling 80 feet off the ground?
Me: *Angrily* Yes, I did. Which way is that tree?
Receptionist: Just follow the news trucks.
Me: Oh. *pause* Thanks.
*I rush out the door*
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Looks like I'm off to save Hiei. This will be fun!!!
Oh and if you're wondering, I'm not going to explain how Hiei got stuck on the tree in the story, so I will explain it here: He accidentally rolled off the tree and got his robe stuck. It's as simple as that. Don't ask me about this, it's really not important.
Other questions that might be brought up in the reviews that I want to clear up now:
Hiei can not move!!! If he does, the branch will break!!! SO DON'T TELL ME THAT HE COULD JUST GRAB HIS SWORD OR SOMETHING TO HELP HIM!!!
THIS TIME, I'M GOING ALL OUT!!! 10 REVIEWS BEFORE NEXT CHAPTER!! (Yes, I am evil, but if people are persistent, I might bend my own rule)