You know, when I first started this fic, I kept thinking Why am I doing this? This is STUPID!! Everyone will hate it!! But...
You like me! You really like me!! (And considering that this is the first time I have ever written humor, that's a big deal)
First, let's address some things in the reviews, shall we?
I'm not trying to be cruel to Hiei, he's just who comes up the most when I'm writing. He's also the most fun person to write for!! But other characters will be coming up on the news as well (in some way or another).
Also, it's really not supposed to have anything to do with the show.
Now that we have that out of the way, who wants to see what happens to Hiei? *my hand goes up* Hey, I make this stuff up as I go!!
Disclaimer: HELLO??? DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT I OWN THE SHOW??? THE ONLY PERSON I OWN HERE IS ME!!!!
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Chapter Five-Gem to the Rescue!!!
Me: *The road and sidewalks are very crowded and I'm am trying to get through* Out of my way! Move it!! DO YOU PEOPLE SEE THAT I'M IN A HURRY?!?!?!
*I finally get past the crowd and reach the tree, where there are about 1,000 people standing behind yellow tape*
Me: *Pushes past everyone and starts to go under the yellow tape when a police-man stops me*
Policeman: Where do you think you're going, little lady?
Me: Please!! I have to go through!! I beg of you!!!
Policeman: Sorry, no one gets through!!
Me: But you don't understand!! I'm his...his...*try to think of something* sister!! Yes, that is what I am!! He's my younger brother!! So you see, I really really REALLY need to go through!
Policeman: Well...
Me: *starts to fake-cry* Can't you find that last little shred of humanity in you to let me go to my poor brother?
Policeman: Okay. Just don't cause any trouble!!
Me: thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou. *Quickly jumps over the tape*
Me: Hiei!!!! It's me!! Gem!!!
Hiei: *looks down (the best he can)* What do you want?
Me: I want to help!!
Hiei: What could you possibly do?
Me: Hey! I can climb a mean tree!! *looks the tree up and down* Uh....
*I look over at a firefighter*
Me: Hey you!! Get me a ladder now!
Firefighter: Sorry miss, we don't have any ladders that tall.
Me: Did I ask for a measuring lesson? I said NOW!!
Firefighter: I'm terribly sorry, but I can't do that. It's too dangerous, even for us.
Me: Am I going to have to hurt you!!! NOW, MISTER!!! *I can be pretty scary when I want to be*
Firefighter: *brings me a ladder*
Me: *smiles innocently* Thank-you for cooperating.
*I start to climb up the tree, but just as I reach the end of the ladder, I accidently kick the ladder down, and I am left hanging on for dear life.*
Me: oops!! Clumsy me!! *continues to climb very slowly*
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One hour later....
Me: *I finally reach the branch that is right above the one Hiei is hanging off of.* Okay, stay still.
Hiei: Do you think I'm going anywhere?
Me: *reaches down and carefully pulls his shirt off the branch and yank him up to the branch that I'm on. The crowd erupts in cheers.*
Hiei: Hn. Humans cheer over the most trivial things.
Me: Earth to Hiei! They're cheering because they're happy you're okay!!
Hiei: It wasn't like I was in any trouble.
Me: *facefaults(on the branch, of course)* You were about to drop to your doom!!
*long silence*
Me: I'm waiting...
Hiei: For what?
Me: Maybe a thank-you...
Hiei: What should I be thanking you for?
Me: *mumbling* I don't believe this...
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*As Hiei and I step off the elevator into the hallway, we are happily greeted by Kurama, Kuwabara, Botan, and Yusuke*
Botan: Gem!! You did it!!
Me: Did what?
Botan: You saved Hiei's life!! It's all over the news!
*We all rush into R42 just in time to see me pull Hiei off the branch on the t.v*
Yusuke: They've been showing that for the past half-hour.
Kuwabara: *Nudges Hiei playfully* So Hiei, what does it feel like to be rescued by a girl?
Hiei: Don't make me kill you.
Me: Well, that was a pretty exciting morning. Hiei, you may sleep in the bed tonight.
Botan: What are you talking about?
Me: Well, our room has only one bed.
Yusuke: *grinning evilly* You could just share it...
Me&Hiei: I DON'T THINK SO!!!
Yusuke: Okay, okay, just a suggestion...
Me: *realizes something* Have you noticed that we have not done anything worthwhile this whole entire day?
Botan: Well, some of us haven't...
Me: I'm not talking about that. We're in Greece, for crying out loud!!
Yu, B, Kuw: So?
Me: SO? We're in the place where one of the most influential civilizations started and you say SO? I want to do some sightseeing!
Kurama: Yes, I am very interested in visiting the Parthenon.
Me: So am I!
Kuwabara: Only a bunch of nerds would want to see that pile of rocks.
Me&Kurama: HEY!!
*I kick Kuwabara hard in the leg*
Kuwabara: Ow, that hurt!!
Me: Okay, let's go!
*All of a sudden, the t.v screen lights up*
T.V Reporter: As we have been showing for the past half-hour, the small boy earlier was saved by his sister who bravely climbed one of the tallest trees in Greece! We all should be born with her courage!! Back to you, Elise...
Y, Kuw, Kur, and B: HIS SISTER?!?!?!
Me: *scratches back of head* heh heh.
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That was sure fun!! Next chapter, we start sightseeing!! Yeah!! Kurama and I visit the Parthenon, while the rest of them go off to see what they can find...
The forcing reviews thing, that was just to see If people would actually listen, and they did, so now I'm content and that will not happen again!! NO MORE FORCED REVIEWS!! BUT PLEASE, DO KEEP SENDING THEM!!