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Chapter Three-A New Victim for The Greek Girls
LOGG(If you forgot, this is for leader of the girl group): Oh, you know so much about Greek History. I just love a man who knows about history.
GG(girl group): So do we. *they all sigh heavily*
Kurama: *looks VERY uncomfortable*
*He looks back at me, who is wandering along aimlessly behind the group, as if to say "HELP ME"*
Me: *Smiles* Hmmm....oh yeah!!! *pulls out megaphone* Good thing I always carry this megaphone everywhere I go!
Me: *turns it on* Attention ladies!! I know a place where there are boatloads of cute guys awaiting you!!!
GG: *looks at me warily* Where?
Me: Um...um...Oh yeah, know that casino by the waterfront? The guys there are really hot!!
LOGG: *Looks at Kurama, then back at me* Cuter than him?
Me: Oh, way cuter. Tell them Gem sent you if they ask. *muttering* They have no idea who I am anyway.
GG: *Is out of there in a flash*
Kurama: *lets out relieved sigh* Thanks.
Me: No problem...I'm just glad that none of our friends go to casinos...I would be dead if that happened...
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Yusuke: C'mon Hiei, couldn't you float a little bit of that wealth our way? PLEASE?!?!?!
*Yusuke and Kuwabara are on their knees begging for some money from Hiei since he won the slots 20 times*
Kuwabara: Yeah, I spent all my money on blackjack!!
Hiei: *smirks* Not like it's my problem *He moves over to the side of the room*
*At that moment, a group of five girls burst through the door. They glance around eagerly, but after a few moments...*
AGGM(Anonymous Girl Group Member): Hey, there aren't any cute guys here!!
Another AGGM: Yeah, only these two ugly dudes.
Y&K: HEY!!!!!
LOGG: Well, this is just great!! That lying, scheming, ratfink...
AGGM: Uh...*tugs on leader's sleeve*
LOGG: *Annoyed* What, Sapphire?
Sapphire: *points to Hiei, who they haven't seen yet*
LOGG: *stares at him for a moment* CONFERENCE!!!!
*All the girls huddle together*
LOGG: He is FINE!!!
*Everyone else nods eagerly. They all sort of slide over to Kuwabara*
LOGG: Hey, ugly guy, who's the babe?
Kuwabara: Who? *sees them all staring longingly at Hiei, who is completely oblivious to everything that is happening* HIEI?!??! *starts laughing*
LOGG: Hiei, huh? DOGPILE ON HIEI!!!!!!
Hiei: WHA...*That's all he's able to get out before he's smothered by girls*
Yusuke: This is interesting.
Hiei: GET OFF OF ME!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?
Sapphire: *stops kissing him to take a breath* Some girl told us there was hot guys here.
Hiei: WHO?
Sapphire: I think her name was Gem.
Hiei: *recognition kicks in* She's dead when I get my hands on her...
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*Kurama and I are getting into a taxi to see if we can find where everybody else is, when I get this strange feeling...*
Me: *shakes for a moment*
Kurama: *notices* are you okay?
Me: I just had this strange vibe. It felt like someone really wanted to hurt me...*thinks a minute, then shrugs* Must of been that Pineapple Surprise I had for dinner last night...
*We both get into the taxi and it drives off. We decided to go back to the hotel, and I'm wondering where everyone probably went, when the taxi stops suddenly.*
Me: Hey! What was that for?
Taxi Driver: Sorry miss, but there's some strange people in togas blocking the road.
Me: *Sees strange people in front of us. I stick my head out the window* MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!! DON'T YOU SEE THIS IS A ROAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?/!
*They don't move and I get out of the car and storm angrily over to them*
Me: *taps a strange girl on the back* Hey, do you think that you and your friends could move all of this...*the girl turns around*
Me: *gapes* BOTAN???
Botan: *talking in a strange light voice* I do not know of this Botan of whom you speak. I am Athena, the girl of everything pure and sweet in the world.
Me: *just stares at her for a moment, and then grabs her collar and begins to slap her* Botan *slap* wake *slap* up!!
*I let go of her, and she starts to shake her head violently*
Botan: Sorry about that. This music is enchanting. I was just...
Me: Yeah, yeah, save me the story for another time. Where's everyone else? I thought they were with you.
Botan: No, they decided to go to that new casino.
Me: You...mean....that....one....by...the....waterfront?
Botan: Yes, of course. Where else would I mean?
Me: *grabs her by the hand* GET IN THE TAXI NOW!!! *screams to the taxi driver* The casino by the waterfront, step on it!
*As the taxi starts off, I begin to bang my head against the seat in front of me*
Me: I *bonk* am *bonk* so *bonk* dead...
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Fifteen minutes later, I see the casino up ahead, and for some reason, see Yusuke and Kuwabara standing outside of it looking in*
Me: *jumps out of the taxi* What are you guys doing out here? *A loud sound of glass being shattered fills the air.* What the heck was that?
*I start to move towards the front door, but Kuwabara grabs my arm*
Kuwabara: Trust me, you don't want to go in there.
*Loud sounds of wood collapsing and screams follow, and then Hiei limps out the front door. He's covered with lipstick marks, and his clothes are tattered. Needless to say, I quickly duck behind Yusuke and Kuwabara.*
Me: *whispers* Please hide me. I'm going to die anyways, I want to live my life a bit longer...
Hiei: I knocked them all out. NOW WHERE'S THAT DARN GEM?????
Kuwabara: Gem who?
Hiei: *stares at him strangely and then sees that they are trying to hide something* Move.
Yusuke: Why do you want us to move?
Hiei: MOVE.
*they both move away, revealing me.*
Hiei: *growls* You...
Me: Uh, heh heh, Did...you...have...a...fun...time?
Hiei: *Pulls out his sword*
Me: *gulps* I should start running now, shouldn't I?
Hiei: *nods slowly*
*You don't have to tell me twice. I'm off like a rocket. I jump into the taxi.*
Me: GO!! PLEASE GO!! My life depends on it!!
*It speeds off, leaving everyone else in the dust. They all stare at Hiei, who isn't moving.*
Yusuke: I thought you wanted to kill her!
Hiei: *smirks* She's going back to the hotel, obviously. I'll just meet her there. *Starts to walk away*
*Everyone else looks at each other*
Kurama: I think Gem will need our help.
Botan: Without a doubt.
Kuwabara: Definitely.
Yusuke: TAXI!!!
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Hiei is on the warpath... Who wants to see some fun chase scenes?
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