Hiya, people who read this!!!
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!IMPORTANT MESSAGE!
I will be posting this IM in all my popular stories. I've seen other people do it and now I've decided to do the same. What am I talking about, you ask? Why, it's an UPDATING list. You know, when I e-mail you when I update a story you like? So if you want to be on it, you can either send me an e-mail or post a review that tells me your e-mail address and which stories you want to be notified about.
That is all.
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If you forgot what is happening at this point in the story, I accidentally sent 5 Greek girls obsessed with cute guys to the casino that Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei were at. AND TOLD THEM MY NAME!!! I'm such an idiot sometimes... So, they jumped Hiei and told him that I was the one who told them to come here. So now, naturally, he wants to hack me into little pieces...Luckily, everyone else is trying to stop him....I have no idea how I am going to resolve this problem...So let's find out, shall we?
Disclaimer: This is really really really stupid...but what the heck I've put it all the other times. I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. I do own myself. Thank-you for wasting your precious time to read this.
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Chapter Eight: The Chase and....KICKED OUT?!?!?!?!?
*Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara and Botan are all lounging calmly around a lone dresser in the hallway of the hotel when Hiei runs by*
Hiei: WHICH WAY DID SHE GO?!?!??!!
Everyone else: *points right* that way.
Hiei: *Runs down the hallway*
*When he is out of sight, Kurama looks around nervously and then bends down and knocks three times on the dresser*
Kurama: *whispering* The coast is clear.
*I climb out of the cabinet, rubbing my back*
Me: Gosh, that thing is small! Hey guys, anyway, thanks for helping me hide from Hiei.
Everyone: No problem.
Me: *suddenly twitches*
Kurama: Are you okay?
Me: *In one of those serious voices*He's changed direction and is now heading this way.
Yusuke: How do you know that?
Me: *twitches again, this time more violently* I just...*twitch* get this...*twitch* weird feeling...
Me: *Starts to shake* HE IS REALLY CLOSE. I NEED TO GO!!!
*Before anyone can say anything else, I am around the corner. Close call. Hiei rounds the corner at the other end of the hall.*
Hiei: *stopping in front of the gang and grabs Yusuke's shirt* You better tell me which way she went or I will pound your head into the pavement!
Yusuke: C'mon Hiei, why can't you just forgive and forget?
Hiei: Because she has to pay. NOW TELL ME!!
Kuwabara: She went that way. *points to the direction I went (THAT TRADER!!!)*
*When Hiei rounds the corner, everyone stares angrily at Kuwabara*
Botan: I thought we were helping her!!
Kurama: You can't be deceitful, Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: Hey, I just didn't want to get killed.
Yusuke: LET'S GO!!
*They all run after us*
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*Hiei runs past a laundry cart. As he rounds the corner, I peek out of it timidly, and then jump out and run the opposite way*
Me: *running, though slowing down the pace* I can't do this much longer. I have to get some help. *thinks, and after a few moments, a lightbulb appears above my head*
Me: IDEA!!! *ducks into nearby elevator* Now, where's my cell phone? *digs in pocket for a moment* Oh yes, here we go! *yanks it out*
Me: Hmm...If I wasn't the writer, then I wouldn't know this phone number, but I AM so....
*The cell phone rings, and then rings again, and again...*
Me: *begging* Please pick up, my life depends on you answering the phone!!
*right before the last ring, someone picks it up*
Leader Of Girl Group: Hello?
Gem: Hello. This is Gem. The girl who directed you to that casino?
LOGG: Oh yeah, I wanted to thank you for that! Hiei is such a babe!!
Gem: Yeah, anyway, Would you and your posse like to see more of him?
LOGG: Would we ever!
Gem: *grins evilly* Well, I know exactly where he's staying...
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Me: Help me, help me, help me!!!!
*I am dashing through the lobby furiously. Hiei was about to catch me, but he accidentally collided with this lady who seemed to think he was her pet...weird...but lucky for me!!*
Me: OH GOD, he managed to get away from her...*I see the women screaming in pain and Hiei is now directing his attention back to me*
Me: *ducks into the nearest elevator and furiously pushes the button* UP, UP!!! GO UP!!!!
*The doors close just as Hiei is about to get in.*
Me: Phew!! *collapses onto the floor in relief* Where are those girls?
*the elevator stops, and I carefully peek my head out*
Me: *In a low whisper* The coast is clear.
*I sprint out and start to head down the hallway whenever Hiei rounds the other corner in front of me. He smiles cruelly.*
Hiei:*starts to run towards me*
Me: *Screams at the top of my lungs until someone clasps a hand over my mouth and yanks me into a room*
Kurama: Sssh!!!!
*I look around and see that Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Botan are here also. Yusuke locks the door.*
Me: *storms angrily over to Kuwabara and punches him in the face* I hate traders!
*I look at everyone else and smile*
Me: Thanks.
*The door suddenly starts to shake*
Me: HE'S TRYING TO BREAK DOWN THE DOOR!!!!
Botan: Go out the window!
Me: out...the...window...? *I am scared to death of heights* I think that I would rather just stay here...
Botan: And get massacred?
Me: *gulps at the thought of it* Fine.
*I pull open the window and slowly start to lower myself down. Inch by inch. VERY slowly.*
Botan: *sarcastically* Do you think you could go a little slower?
Yusuke: Oh, give me a break!! *yanks my hands off the wall*
*I plummet down about 20 feet, landing in a flower bush.*
Me: *Screaming to Yusuke* WHEN I GET BACK UP THERE, YOU'RE ROADKILL!!!!!!!!!!!
Botan: Just start running!!
Me: Oh yeah!!! *starts to run around the building when I notice the GG walking up to the hotel.*
Me: HEY, GUYS!!!!
LOGG: Yeah, yeah, let's save the chitchat for another time. Now where's Hiei?
Me: Yes, of course. Come with me. I've got a brilliant idea...
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Hiei: I'm not stupid. I saw you pull the girl in here.
Botan: Hiei, we have no idea what your talking about.
Kuwabara: I think you're going crazy.
Yusuke: Yeah, no one's in here besides us.
Kurama: Why would we lie to you?
*All have imaginary halos above their heads*
Me: *over the loudspeaker* Sorry to interrupt everyone's time here at the Leontine Hotel, but would Hiei please come to the front desk? I have decided to give myself up. That is all.
Kur&Y&B&Kuw: WHY THE HECK IS SHE DOING THAT?
Hiei: Because she knows it's useless to keep running.
*He leaves the room*
Yusuke: She better have something good planned...
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Me: A little over to the right, no wait!! Too far! Scoot back over to the left!! HOLD IT!! That's perfect!
*I'm positioning the GG behind a wall right beside the elevator*
Me: Okay, now, when I scream "NOW" Jump him, okay?
GG: *nods eagerly*
*The elevator doors start to open*
Me: Sssh!! *backs away from the wall*
*Hiei steps out of the elevator*
Me: Hi. I've decided that I'm just prolonging my own death by running, so I'm just going to stand right here. Okay?
Hiei: *looks confused* Okay. *Starts to walk towards me*
Me: *sees that he's walking right where I want him* NOW!!!
Hiei: WHA..*That's all he gets out before the girls jump on top of him*
GG: We missed you!!!
Me: Do whatever you want with him. Later!! *Walks into the elevator and waves*
*I stop at the second floor, but something's weird. Really loud screams are coming from the first floor, and that's when Hiei steps off the elevator next to mine*
Hiei: *Growling*
Me: Okay, I made a mistake...okay, two...but don't we all? *smiles nervously, starting to back away toward the stairs*
Hiei: You just made your last one.
Me: *starts sprinting towards the stairs and accidentally runs into a guy wearing a suit.* PLEASE HELP ME!!! *ducks behind him*
Guy: What do you need help from? *Glances over and sees Hiei running full force towards us*
Me: *just before impact* Him.
*Hiei knocks straight into us, and since we were at the top of the stairs, we fall down a flight of stairs and finally land in the lobby, tangled up in each other*
Me: *pushes Hiei off of me* I'm dizzy...
Guy: BOTH OF YOU OUT!!!!
Me: What? You can't do that!! It's not like you're the...
Guy: *points to a small nametag* *Angrily* Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Greg Lawson, The manager of this hotel.
Me: .....manager.
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*Hiei and I are thrown out the front door of the hotel*
Greg: AND DON'T COME BACK!!!!!!!
Me: Well, this is perfect. We still have one more night in Greece, and we have nowhere to stay. *looks over at Hiei, who is glaring with contempt at me*
Me: Oh please, Hiei, will you just let it go? You owe me anyway. Who pulled you off the branch of the tallest tree in Greece, probably saving your life?
Hiei: *Growls and looks away*
Me: I thought so. Now, are you going to still kill me, or are we going to try to find somewhere else to stay?
Hiei: I guess I can wait until later to kill you.
Me: Good.
Hiei: But you can find a place to sleep by yourself. I'm going to sleep in a tree. A LOW TREE.
Me: Hey, I can sleep in a tree too!
Hiei: I don't think so.
Me: Well, fine!! I don't need you anyway!! GO!!!!
Hiei: Fine. *walks away*
Me: HUMPH!!! Who needs him? *looks around, and sees that it's getting really dark outside (That's what I'm also really afraid of....the dark.)*
Me: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh........Hiei, wait up!!!! *runs after him*
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REALLY long chapter, but that was so much fun. I guess I kind of resolved the problem. Sort of.
NEXT CHAPTER: The Long Night. My attempts at sleeping in a tree. And Everyone else trying to find out where we went...
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