World 2: Disney Castle
AN: If you ask why I say Minnie's the ruler and not Mickey, sometimes I claim that Minnie is the one that rules by birthright.
"Queen Minnie," Double D, the court advisor, followed the queen and ruler of Disney Castle, "people are beginning to get suspicious about King Mickey's 'vacation' Especially since no one outside the castle has heard of Traverse Town before. We have to do something to keep this ruse up."
Queen Minnie thought. "Sir Ed!"
A loud clanking preceded the soldier dressed in too big clothes and all kinds of kitchen utensils. "Yes, oh great Queenness! I am your loyal insect!"
"Go to Traverse Town and bring me a souvenir. If you need to use the royal treasury, do so. If anyone asks, it's a present from King Mickey to me."
Ed saluted the queen and turned to walk out, but tripped on his pants. So he dragged himself out on his tongue.
Minnie called for the jester. The jester, Eddy, came out and began juggling everything under the sun, including Double D.
Then his hand landed on a cactus.
While he screamed about the pain, Double D ran around, trying to catch everything before it broke. He wasn't very successful.
The big doors opened and Ed ran in.
"A present from King Mickey!" He held it out. "A plunger!"