World 4: Olympus Coliseum
"How I hate Hercules!" Hades yelled. "I wish there was some way to get rid of him!"
"If I can be of assistance," his son Double D said, "what if I hire an assassin to kill Hercules?"
"That's a grand idea, Edward. You may proceed with your plan."
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"You're the best at your field, Eddy, and my father and I need your help."
"How much does it pay?" the assassin Eddy asked. Double D held up a picture.
"This is your target. Enter a tournament, make it to the finals, and you will face him. Do what you have to to get into the finals. Make sure you kill him."
Eddy got a good look at the demigod Hercules. "Will do, but I demand payment in advance."
Double D sighed and forked over the munny.
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It was the beginning of another tournament. Eddy's first opponent was a boy named E.
Ed had no weapon on him. Eddy didn't bother to ponder why; he just jumped forward to make quick work of Ed.
Ed lifted his arms, and a foul stench filled the ring. It entered Eddy's nostrils, sending him packing, leaving Ed the winner.
Hades, angry at his son's incompetence, released Cerebus.
"Oh, wow! I saw that in I was Dog Food from the Bowels of the Underworld Beast: The Prequel! You're the coolest!"
Cerebus, first off, was surprised that someone had actually watched the movie. He was also impressed that this boy thought he was the coolest.
Cerebus began acting like a puppy dog to Ed, thoroughly making Hades mad.