La la la la la…
Rain Child: Um…Garet, what's wrong with her?
Garet: Hmm? Oh, she's always like this.
Rain Child: Right…
Isaac: *storms in* Garet, you still owe me fifty bucks!
Garet: What are you talking about?
Rain Child: Hey, Naomi, I found Isaac!
Really? Okey day, enjoy having him as a muse!
Rain Child: All right, see you! C'mon, Isaac. I have some fics to work on!
Isaac: But! The fifty bucks! I'll get you, Garet!
***
A Felix with a Crush
"Felix!" Orchid called, banging on his door. "Felix, open up!"
"What the heck?" Felix asked, opening it. "Ow! That's my face, not the door!"
Orchid put her fist down. "Sorry. Hey, um, can we come in?"
"We? Who the heck…" Suddenly, Felix noticed Naomi and Picard. "Hey, idiot-boy, let go of Naomi's leg!"
Picard stuck out his tongue. "She's my snuggly wuggly; you can't have her!"
"Wha!" Felix blushed heavily. "I don't want her!"
Naomi rolled her eyes. "Thanks, Felix, I feel so loved."
"I love you, my snuggly Naomi-poo!" Picard cried.
"GET OFF OF HER!" Felix yelled.
Orchid rolled her eyes. "Felix, we don't care about your secret love affairs. We only care that my boyfriend is all over Naomi. We need you to help us."
"Picard!" Naomi shouted, "Stop hugging me! I can't breathe!"
"What can I do?" Felix asked.
"Naomi, get over here!" Orchid shouted. Naomi shrugged and walked over to them as best as she could with Picard hanging on her. "Good. Now, both you and Felix look at the heart of my staff."
Once Felix and Naomi were looking at it, Naomi bit her lip. "Say, doesn't your staff make people fall in lo-"
Suddenly, pink light flowed out of the heart and Naomi and Felix found themselves bathed in it. "Pretty!" cried Naomi. "Almost as pretty as my Felix!"
Felix stared at Naomi. "Are you feeling all right?"
Orchid blinked. "Felix, don't you feel any different?"
"No," Felix shook his head. "Why?"
Orchid burst out in giggles. "Oh, this is great! This is hilarious!"
"WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!" Felix shouted.
"That spell was supposed to make you fall in love with Naomi," Orchid smiled. "If you don't feel different, then YOU WERE ALREADY IN LOVE WITH HER!"
"Wha?" Felix blushed again. "No! I don't even like Naomi!"
"You don't?" Naomi sniffled. "But I love you, Felix honey."
It was Picard's turn to sniffle. "What about me?"
Suddenly, Orchid found herself on the verge of tears. "What about me?!"
***
Garet: This is getting a bit out of hand.
Thanks. Review if you liked it! And if you didn't, too. I like to know that people actually read my fan fics, wither or not they like them. ^_^
Rain Child: Um…Garet, what's wrong with her?
Garet: Hmm? Oh, she's always like this.
Rain Child: Right…
Isaac: *storms in* Garet, you still owe me fifty bucks!
Garet: What are you talking about?
Rain Child: Hey, Naomi, I found Isaac!
Really? Okey day, enjoy having him as a muse!
Rain Child: All right, see you! C'mon, Isaac. I have some fics to work on!
Isaac: But! The fifty bucks! I'll get you, Garet!
***
A Felix with a Crush
"Felix!" Orchid called, banging on his door. "Felix, open up!"
"What the heck?" Felix asked, opening it. "Ow! That's my face, not the door!"
Orchid put her fist down. "Sorry. Hey, um, can we come in?"
"We? Who the heck…" Suddenly, Felix noticed Naomi and Picard. "Hey, idiot-boy, let go of Naomi's leg!"
Picard stuck out his tongue. "She's my snuggly wuggly; you can't have her!"
"Wha!" Felix blushed heavily. "I don't want her!"
Naomi rolled her eyes. "Thanks, Felix, I feel so loved."
"I love you, my snuggly Naomi-poo!" Picard cried.
"GET OFF OF HER!" Felix yelled.
Orchid rolled her eyes. "Felix, we don't care about your secret love affairs. We only care that my boyfriend is all over Naomi. We need you to help us."
"Picard!" Naomi shouted, "Stop hugging me! I can't breathe!"
"What can I do?" Felix asked.
"Naomi, get over here!" Orchid shouted. Naomi shrugged and walked over to them as best as she could with Picard hanging on her. "Good. Now, both you and Felix look at the heart of my staff."
Once Felix and Naomi were looking at it, Naomi bit her lip. "Say, doesn't your staff make people fall in lo-"
Suddenly, pink light flowed out of the heart and Naomi and Felix found themselves bathed in it. "Pretty!" cried Naomi. "Almost as pretty as my Felix!"
Felix stared at Naomi. "Are you feeling all right?"
Orchid blinked. "Felix, don't you feel any different?"
"No," Felix shook his head. "Why?"
Orchid burst out in giggles. "Oh, this is great! This is hilarious!"
"WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!" Felix shouted.
"That spell was supposed to make you fall in love with Naomi," Orchid smiled. "If you don't feel different, then YOU WERE ALREADY IN LOVE WITH HER!"
"Wha?" Felix blushed again. "No! I don't even like Naomi!"
"You don't?" Naomi sniffled. "But I love you, Felix honey."
It was Picard's turn to sniffle. "What about me?"
Suddenly, Orchid found herself on the verge of tears. "What about me?!"
***
Garet: This is getting a bit out of hand.
Thanks. Review if you liked it! And if you didn't, too. I like to know that people actually read my fan fics, wither or not they like them. ^_^