Ochid: It is me, Orchid! Naomi's friend. She's moving so she has no
access to computer, which leaves me doing all the typing and updating and
junk. That's why it's taking so long to do anything! ::Garet comes in, and
sees Orchid::brbr
Garet: What are you doing here?! Where Naomi?br br
Orchid: She's moving.brbr
Garet: moving? Moving where?brbr
Orchid: to Kansas.brbr
Garet: Really?brbr
Orchid: No, she's moving seven houses down.brbr
Garet: that stinks, well at least finally she's moving out of the yellow house.brbr
Orchid: don't be to happy, she's moving into a bigger yellow house.brbr
Garet: why couldn't have been red. brbr
Orchid: or purple.brbr
Orchid+Garet: give each other disgusted looks.brbr
Rainchild: GARET!!!brbr
Garet: Oh no, got to run!brbr
Rainchild: COME BACK HERE YOU FLOPPY DISK EATING EVIL COW OF THE MILLENNI!!!brbr
Orchid: *sigh* Garet and Rainchild, they're perfect for each other ::imagines Naomi after that comment:: I mean, they definently shouldn't be found to near one another.brbr
Chapter 4-The Dead Cause Trouble BrBr
"So Naomi took Garet's flowers?"BrBr
"Yes."BrBr
"And so you wanted to make her fall in love with Felix to get them back?"BrBr
"Yes."BrBr
"But then you made Picard love Naomi?"BrBr
"Yes." (WAAAAHHHHH!!!!)BrBr
Mia shook her head. "And why the heck are you coming to me?"BrBr
Orchid shrugged. "Who else was I supposed to go to? No one is as responsible as you."BrBr
"Good point." Mia smiled. "What do you want me to do?"BrBr
Orchid pointed to the three mis-matched love birds. "Watch those three and don't let them move. If one of them leaves, they all will."BrBr
"Where are you going?" Mia asked.BrBr
Orchid shrugged. "I have to get those flowers to Garet." br
* * *br
Orchid whistled as she walked back to Naomi's house. Even with all the trouble she'd caused, she would still accomplish her goal. (Yrep!). Garet's mom would get those flowers if she had anything to do with it. (Am I always in everything? *sigh* Picard, I miss you already).
When she finally got to Naomi's house, she realized that the door was ajar. "Naomi probably forgot to close it when she left," (She's always doing that!) She said to herself with a shrug. (do you realize how hard it is to write about yourself in third person! GAAH!!! I think I'm going to kill myself). (I) walked inside and found the bouquet set in all its grandeur on the coffee table.BrBr
"Who are you?"BrBr
Orchid whirled around. "Who's there?"BrBr
"I asked first!" the male voice insisted. (Duh-duh-duh!)BrBr
"Orchid, of the Hidden Jupiter Clan of the West," she answered. "Now who are you and what are you doing in Naomi's house?"BrBr
"Naomi?" A figure asked from the shadows. "I don't know any Naomi. My names Saturos, and Agatio told me to meet him here."BrBr
"Saturos!? (&^%ur@&?!!)," Orchid gasped. "Agatio (^a%!@!?!) But You're dead!" (You're telling me!)BrBr
Saturos (&$%ur@&) looked at his hands. "I don't think I'm dead . .." (Hm. . .)BrBr
"Well you are now!" Orchid hit him over the head with her staff.BrBr
Saturos (&^%ur@&) blinked, "Orchid, did anyone ever tell you that purple is very becoming of you?"BrBr
"NOOOOOO!!!(AUGH LET ME DIE!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU NAOMI! MAKING &^%UR@& FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!!! AUGH!!!)OOOOO"Brbr
* * * * * * * * * BRbr
Orchid: I can't believe I wrote that for Naomi, it's so humiliating. Waah. Picard! Come back to me!brbr
Garet: Picard didn't really like you in the first pl-OW!!!brbr
Orchid: Nya! Serves you right. Of course, I could always make you fall in love with Rainchild.brbr
Rainchild: GARET!!! YOU OWE ME A NEW FLOPPY DISK!!!brbr
Garet: GAAAHHH!!! ::jumps behind Orchid:: Save me!brbr
Orchid: why would I do a silly thing like that ::steps out of Rainchilds path who is now running full speed swinging a big shiny sword in which Orchid has no idea where she got it, even though she is now righting all of this with her feet on the table listening to Enya a Day Without Rain:: He's all yours! ::smiles evilly::brbr
Garet: AUGH!!! brbr
Rainchild: ::tackles Garet to the ground laughing evilly.::brbr
Garet: Orchid save me! HAVE MERCY!!! HAVE MERCY!!!brbr
Rainchild: MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN ESCAPE NOW!!!brbr
Garet: This would never happen if Naomi was here!brbr
Orchid: ::begins dancing around, hitting Garet and Rainchild in the head with Aphrodite::brbr
Rainchild+Garet: Ow . . . Garet: Rainchild!brbr
Rainchild: Garet!brbr
Orchid: I laugh evilly, but stop as Rainchild and Garet begin kissing. AUGH!!! What have I done! Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. That's just wrong Rainchild, you're only thirteen!br
Rainchild: so?brbr
Naomi: high Orch-oh my goodness! Garet! What do you think you're doing?brbr
Garet: Kissing Rainchild.brbr
Naomi: Why? I thought you love-::turned slowly towards Orchid with an angry red face:: ORCHID!!! THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU'LL SEE YOUR STAFF EVER AGAIN!!!brbr
Orchid: this means that this is officially over so I don't get killed by Naomi.brbr
Garet+Rainchild: REVIEW!!!brbr
Naomi: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, ORCHID!!!brBr
**note to people who read deadly stuff like this**BRbr
We may not update in a while. I'm (Orchid) going up to Idaho Falls for a wedding *yay*. Naomi just doesn't like to type much. Maybe she'll update. Maybe she won't. Something like that. And please excuse the me being hyper part too. Rainchild, the falling in love with Garet should only last three hours at most! Be happy! And he gives you ten floppy disks because he loves you so much! Yay!brbr
**end of note**
Garet: What are you doing here?! Where Naomi?br br
Orchid: She's moving.brbr
Garet: moving? Moving where?brbr
Orchid: to Kansas.brbr
Garet: Really?brbr
Orchid: No, she's moving seven houses down.brbr
Garet: that stinks, well at least finally she's moving out of the yellow house.brbr
Orchid: don't be to happy, she's moving into a bigger yellow house.brbr
Garet: why couldn't have been red. brbr
Orchid: or purple.brbr
Orchid+Garet: give each other disgusted looks.brbr
Rainchild: GARET!!!brbr
Garet: Oh no, got to run!brbr
Rainchild: COME BACK HERE YOU FLOPPY DISK EATING EVIL COW OF THE MILLENNI!!!brbr
Orchid: *sigh* Garet and Rainchild, they're perfect for each other ::imagines Naomi after that comment:: I mean, they definently shouldn't be found to near one another.brbr
Chapter 4-The Dead Cause Trouble BrBr
"So Naomi took Garet's flowers?"BrBr
"Yes."BrBr
"And so you wanted to make her fall in love with Felix to get them back?"BrBr
"Yes."BrBr
"But then you made Picard love Naomi?"BrBr
"Yes." (WAAAAHHHHH!!!!)BrBr
Mia shook her head. "And why the heck are you coming to me?"BrBr
Orchid shrugged. "Who else was I supposed to go to? No one is as responsible as you."BrBr
"Good point." Mia smiled. "What do you want me to do?"BrBr
Orchid pointed to the three mis-matched love birds. "Watch those three and don't let them move. If one of them leaves, they all will."BrBr
"Where are you going?" Mia asked.BrBr
Orchid shrugged. "I have to get those flowers to Garet." br
* * *br
Orchid whistled as she walked back to Naomi's house. Even with all the trouble she'd caused, she would still accomplish her goal. (Yrep!). Garet's mom would get those flowers if she had anything to do with it. (Am I always in everything? *sigh* Picard, I miss you already).
When she finally got to Naomi's house, she realized that the door was ajar. "Naomi probably forgot to close it when she left," (She's always doing that!) She said to herself with a shrug. (do you realize how hard it is to write about yourself in third person! GAAH!!! I think I'm going to kill myself). (I) walked inside and found the bouquet set in all its grandeur on the coffee table.BrBr
"Who are you?"BrBr
Orchid whirled around. "Who's there?"BrBr
"I asked first!" the male voice insisted. (Duh-duh-duh!)BrBr
"Orchid, of the Hidden Jupiter Clan of the West," she answered. "Now who are you and what are you doing in Naomi's house?"BrBr
"Naomi?" A figure asked from the shadows. "I don't know any Naomi. My names Saturos, and Agatio told me to meet him here."BrBr
"Saturos!? (&^%ur@&?!!)," Orchid gasped. "Agatio (^a%!@!?!) But You're dead!" (You're telling me!)BrBr
Saturos (&$%ur@&) looked at his hands. "I don't think I'm dead . .." (Hm. . .)BrBr
"Well you are now!" Orchid hit him over the head with her staff.BrBr
Saturos (&^%ur@&) blinked, "Orchid, did anyone ever tell you that purple is very becoming of you?"BrBr
"NOOOOOO!!!(AUGH LET ME DIE!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU NAOMI! MAKING &^%UR@& FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!!! AUGH!!!)OOOOO"Brbr
* * * * * * * * * BRbr
Orchid: I can't believe I wrote that for Naomi, it's so humiliating. Waah. Picard! Come back to me!brbr
Garet: Picard didn't really like you in the first pl-OW!!!brbr
Orchid: Nya! Serves you right. Of course, I could always make you fall in love with Rainchild.brbr
Rainchild: GARET!!! YOU OWE ME A NEW FLOPPY DISK!!!brbr
Garet: GAAAHHH!!! ::jumps behind Orchid:: Save me!brbr
Orchid: why would I do a silly thing like that ::steps out of Rainchilds path who is now running full speed swinging a big shiny sword in which Orchid has no idea where she got it, even though she is now righting all of this with her feet on the table listening to Enya a Day Without Rain:: He's all yours! ::smiles evilly::brbr
Garet: AUGH!!! brbr
Rainchild: ::tackles Garet to the ground laughing evilly.::brbr
Garet: Orchid save me! HAVE MERCY!!! HAVE MERCY!!!brbr
Rainchild: MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN ESCAPE NOW!!!brbr
Garet: This would never happen if Naomi was here!brbr
Orchid: ::begins dancing around, hitting Garet and Rainchild in the head with Aphrodite::brbr
Rainchild+Garet: Ow . . . Garet: Rainchild!brbr
Rainchild: Garet!brbr
Orchid: I laugh evilly, but stop as Rainchild and Garet begin kissing. AUGH!!! What have I done! Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. That's just wrong Rainchild, you're only thirteen!br
Rainchild: so?brbr
Naomi: high Orch-oh my goodness! Garet! What do you think you're doing?brbr
Garet: Kissing Rainchild.brbr
Naomi: Why? I thought you love-::turned slowly towards Orchid with an angry red face:: ORCHID!!! THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU'LL SEE YOUR STAFF EVER AGAIN!!!brbr
Orchid: this means that this is officially over so I don't get killed by Naomi.brbr
Garet+Rainchild: REVIEW!!!brbr
Naomi: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, ORCHID!!!brBr
**note to people who read deadly stuff like this**BRbr
We may not update in a while. I'm (Orchid) going up to Idaho Falls for a wedding *yay*. Naomi just doesn't like to type much. Maybe she'll update. Maybe she won't. Something like that. And please excuse the me being hyper part too. Rainchild, the falling in love with Garet should only last three hours at most! Be happy! And he gives you ten floppy disks because he loves you so much! Yay!brbr
**end of note**