A.N It's BAAAAAACK! The second fanfiction of the Movie Parody collection. Enjoy!
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Coram: As sultan, I think you should marry, Jasmine.
Jon: It's Jon, Dad. Jonathan.
Coram: *looks puzzled* Okay..Jonathan. Anyway, I want to see my grandchildren.
Jon: I don't have any children, Dad.
Coram: Well, that's why I want you to get married.
Jon: That's it?
Coram: Yup.
*Both stand there, silent*
Jon: Uh, how do I go about getting a wife?
Coram: You, uh, well, you uh. You find one, son.
Jon: Where?
Coram: *sweatdrop* Uh....Around! Yeah, there are potential wives all over the place!
Narrator: Now we all know that Jonathan isn't that dumb. He isn't dumb at all, but he enjoys torturing his father with these hard questions.
Jon: So, when I find her, what do I do?
Coram: *lots of sweatdrops* Umm, you propose.....
Jon: And she'll say yes?
Coram: Uhh.....*looks around for help* *finds none* Yeah, yeah she will.
Jon: Why?
Coram: *sweatdrop sweatdrop* Because...uh..you will be sultan in the future..that's why.
Jon: OH!..
*silence*
Narrator: Coram is relieved that his son has run out of questions.
Jon: Then what?
Coram: Argh. You have kids.
Jon: So, how do I go about doing that?
Coram: *pales* We already had this talk. If you don't remember, tough. *runs away*
Jon: Oh.....*looks sad* *smiles at the camera*
***LATER***
***MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT***
Jon: *grabs sack and runs out of room* *runs to wall and jumps* *hits the wall* *collapses*
***1 HOUR LATER***
Jon: *gets up and jumps* *keeps jumping until able to grab the wall* *fingers grasp wall* *pulls self up and lands on the other side of the wall with an oof*
***NEXT DAY***
Narrator: Kel and Alanna are walking through the marketplace.
Jon: *walks through marketplace*
Alanna: *walks through marketplace*
Kel: *walks through marketplace*
Jon: *walks throught marketplace*
Alanna: *walks throught marketplace*
Kel: *walks through marketplace*
Jon: *bumps into Alanna*
Alanna: *bumps into Jon*
Jon: *stares at Alanna*
Alanna: *stares at Jon*
Kel *taps foot impatiently, still in monkey suit*
Jon: *continues to stare at Alanna*
Alanna: *continues to stare at Jon*
Kel: *looks at watch* *grabs Alanna and drags her away*
Jon: *begins to walk through marketplace again* *evil man grabs Jon and drags him away*
Alanna: *sees this* *pulls Kel back* Look, faithful monkey sidekick!
Kel: *impatiently* Look at what?
Alanna: The man!
Kel: Which one?
Alanna: The one with black hair!
Kel: They all have black hair!
Alanna: The one without the beard!
Kel: OOOH! I see him! So?
Alanna: He's being kidnapped! I must save him! *whistles for tarzan rope* *grabs it and flies off without Kel*
Kel: *begins to run after Alanna but soon gives up*
Alanna: *swoops down on rope and grabs Jon out of evil man's clasp*
Jon: *screams because he is afraid of heights*
Alanna: Baby! *swoop off the dumpy place where Alanna and Kel live*
Jon: *reaches ground and kisses it*
Alanna: *stands there expectantly* AHEM!
Jon: *gets up* What?
Alanna: *puckers lips* AHEM!
Jon: Oh, right. *kisses Kel, who finally made it, on the cheek*
Alanna: *puckers lips even more* AHEM AHEM AHEM!!!!
Jon: *smiles* *slaps forehead* *walks over to Alanna and kisses her on the lips*
Alanna: *smiles*
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Did you like? It's rather sudden, but hey! My ficcy!! And I'm sure you all know by now that this is indeed A/J. Of course. If you read the tidbits on my profile you would probably have figured that out by now.,\
Queen of Fluff
Thank you, my beloved reviewers! I love you all!!
Disclaimer: I no own. You no own. We all no own! Unless, you, uh, own something. Hehe.
*******
Coram: As sultan, I think you should marry, Jasmine.
Jon: It's Jon, Dad. Jonathan.
Coram: *looks puzzled* Okay..Jonathan. Anyway, I want to see my grandchildren.
Jon: I don't have any children, Dad.
Coram: Well, that's why I want you to get married.
Jon: That's it?
Coram: Yup.
*Both stand there, silent*
Jon: Uh, how do I go about getting a wife?
Coram: You, uh, well, you uh. You find one, son.
Jon: Where?
Coram: *sweatdrop* Uh....Around! Yeah, there are potential wives all over the place!
Narrator: Now we all know that Jonathan isn't that dumb. He isn't dumb at all, but he enjoys torturing his father with these hard questions.
Jon: So, when I find her, what do I do?
Coram: *lots of sweatdrops* Umm, you propose.....
Jon: And she'll say yes?
Coram: Uhh.....*looks around for help* *finds none* Yeah, yeah she will.
Jon: Why?
Coram: *sweatdrop sweatdrop* Because...uh..you will be sultan in the future..that's why.
Jon: OH!..
*silence*
Narrator: Coram is relieved that his son has run out of questions.
Jon: Then what?
Coram: Argh. You have kids.
Jon: So, how do I go about doing that?
Coram: *pales* We already had this talk. If you don't remember, tough. *runs away*
Jon: Oh.....*looks sad* *smiles at the camera*
***LATER***
***MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT***
Jon: *grabs sack and runs out of room* *runs to wall and jumps* *hits the wall* *collapses*
***1 HOUR LATER***
Jon: *gets up and jumps* *keeps jumping until able to grab the wall* *fingers grasp wall* *pulls self up and lands on the other side of the wall with an oof*
***NEXT DAY***
Narrator: Kel and Alanna are walking through the marketplace.
Jon: *walks through marketplace*
Alanna: *walks through marketplace*
Kel: *walks through marketplace*
Jon: *walks throught marketplace*
Alanna: *walks throught marketplace*
Kel: *walks through marketplace*
Jon: *bumps into Alanna*
Alanna: *bumps into Jon*
Jon: *stares at Alanna*
Alanna: *stares at Jon*
Kel *taps foot impatiently, still in monkey suit*
Jon: *continues to stare at Alanna*
Alanna: *continues to stare at Jon*
Kel: *looks at watch* *grabs Alanna and drags her away*
Jon: *begins to walk through marketplace again* *evil man grabs Jon and drags him away*
Alanna: *sees this* *pulls Kel back* Look, faithful monkey sidekick!
Kel: *impatiently* Look at what?
Alanna: The man!
Kel: Which one?
Alanna: The one with black hair!
Kel: They all have black hair!
Alanna: The one without the beard!
Kel: OOOH! I see him! So?
Alanna: He's being kidnapped! I must save him! *whistles for tarzan rope* *grabs it and flies off without Kel*
Kel: *begins to run after Alanna but soon gives up*
Alanna: *swoops down on rope and grabs Jon out of evil man's clasp*
Jon: *screams because he is afraid of heights*
Alanna: Baby! *swoop off the dumpy place where Alanna and Kel live*
Jon: *reaches ground and kisses it*
Alanna: *stands there expectantly* AHEM!
Jon: *gets up* What?
Alanna: *puckers lips* AHEM!
Jon: Oh, right. *kisses Kel, who finally made it, on the cheek*
Alanna: *puckers lips even more* AHEM AHEM AHEM!!!!
Jon: *smiles* *slaps forehead* *walks over to Alanna and kisses her on the lips*
Alanna: *smiles*
*****
Did you like? It's rather sudden, but hey! My ficcy!! And I'm sure you all know by now that this is indeed A/J. Of course. If you read the tidbits on my profile you would probably have figured that out by now.,\
Queen of Fluff