A.N It's BAAAAAACK! The second fanfiction of the Movie Parody collection. Enjoy!
Thank you, my beloved reviewers! I love you all!!
Disclaimer:AN Hi! I don't own this, but wouldn't it be cool if I did? Then, George would have married Thayet and Jonathan would have gotten Alanna! And, Liam would live to a ripe old age and Neal would marry Kel. Cleon would be killed by a fleet of marathon-running elves. Faithful would have had a wife and more little talking kittens would be around and Kaddar would have been stepped on by a dragon. Varice would have gotten eaten by a spidren. Aaaaaand Alanna would be the Queen of Tortall, meaning she would be married to.........JONATHAN!!!
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Alanna: So, where are you from?
Jon: Me? Or the monkey?
Kel: *glares*
Jon: Why is the monkey glaring at me?
Alanna: She's glaring at you because you called her a monkey.
Jon: Oh. I don't want to talk about where I'm from.
Alanna: Why not?
Jon: My father wants me to marry.
Alanna: Oh, who?
Jon: Don't know.
*Loud yelling noises*
Jon: What's that?
Alanna: The palace guards!
*palace guards come running up*
Alanna: *grabs Jon and Tarzan rope* *swings out*
Guard: *takes scissors and cuts rope*
Jon & Alanna: *scream* *fall* *scream* *fall* *land on the ground* *are surrounded by guards*
Alanna: *is grabbed by guard* *struggles*
Jon: Let her go!
Head Guard: NO!
Jon: Let her go, by order of the princess...*slaps forehead*
Director: CUT!
Alanna: *tries not to laugh* Poor Jon....
Kel: *laughs out loud*
Jon: *whispers to the guard beside him* I don't think the monkey girl doesn't likes me very much.
Guard: You're probably right.
Director: ACTION!
Jon: *composes self* Let her go, by order of the prince. *smiles triumphantly* *pulls of cloak*
Guard #1: It's the prince!!
*All guards get down on their hands and knees and chant: "The prince is good. The prince is good. All hail the prince." They begin to kiss his feet.*
Jon: *looks scared* Uh, my people, stand up and, uh, leave my presence...And...go get a whopper..hehe....
Alanna: PRINCE?????
*guards drag Alanna off as they leave to go get a whopper*
Jon: Don't take the girl!!
Head Guard: We have to. We're under the orders of What's-His-Name.
Jon: *gasps* What's-His-Name?
Guards: yes, What's-His-Name.
Jon: I shall have to have a chat with What's-His-Name. What is his name, anyway?
Head Guard: Dunno..He never uses it.
Jon: Oh....*realization hits* I know who you're talking about! Ozorne!
Head Guard: Oh yeah, that's his name!
Alanna: Can we get going now?
*guards drag Alanna and Monkey Girl off*
Kel: IT'S KEL! NOT MONKEY-GIRL! KEL!
*****
Did you like? It's rather sudden, but hey! My ficcy!! And I'm sure you all know by now that this is indeed A/J. Of course. If you read the tidbits on my profile you would probably have figured that out by now.
I wasn't planning on taking time to write the thank-yous to this because without it the chapters are much faster in the writing, but I want to reply to all of your comments, but can't because not all the names have emails attached. So here goes!
If you reviewed both chapters, your name is listed twice. Starts with the reviews from the first chapter then onto the second.
Thank yous to:
googlepuss: Thank you for being the very first reviewer! Yay! Thank you!!
Hayden's Super Hobbit: Cute name! *giggles*
hyper mage: *is flattered* Yes it is one of my talents---HEY! Oh well...Thank you!!
Lady Lucy A/J 4ever: What do you mean "from the diaries of the Queen of Fluff"? You confused me!!
Devilkitti8: Robin Hood was Sarah's project and she decided that she didn't want to be a part of fic writing in general so...She was really mean to me. We're still friends and all, but we just started talking to each other yesterday. We went 3 or 4 days without talking once. It's not going very well for us. And she yelled at me once for going onto her pen name, but I can do it anyway and she'd never know. I don't think it will be continued unless out of the kindness of my heart I decide to finish it...Ha! Sorry, but I can't do it. Not only for physical writing reasons, but for emotional ones as well. It's sad about Kel's Big Green Sweater. Such potential....Anyway, thanks, and I'm sorry to disappoint you.
Memories of a Broken Night: *laughs* We'll see....
LadyKnight: I can't believe I updating one story this often! Be happy!
Chopstix*: The monkey suit was a stroke of genius I must say. Thank you!
Gliniel of Tirragen + Malfoy: MALFOY!!! *jumps up and down* Did you like my fic, Malfoy??? Huh? Huh? Didja???
Eve of Mirkwood: Thank you thank you!
Memories of a Broken Night: Here! *hands over Tarzan rope* I like the Tarzan rope, it's another bit of insanity and randomness from me..
Dyana-of-Tortall: Thank you!
LadyKnight: I am sooo proud of you!!
Chopstix*: Yay! Say it!! I'm soo glad you want to use one of my little quotes things that I made! Woo!!
Eve of Mirkwood: Thank you!
Cinereath: You are the second person to call it "interesting." Anyway, I hope you find this very funny! Isn't it wonderful how idiotic they can be? I don't think I was THAT idiotic witht he Cinderella one, but who knows since Thom was the drag queen and Myles was gay (he didn't know he was!), but I guess whatever, right?
hyper mage: Okay! That's fine!
Lady-Atalanta: My squire! *is touched* I can't believe you said that about me!! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!
Lord of the Rings luver: Your guess is as good as mine as to how it will end. *grins* That isn't very reassuring, is it?
Lady Lucy A/J 4ever: No you can't Lucy! Weird is good! Why one of my best friend calls herself "Spike, Leader of the Freaks." And I ramble on about my computer and other various things. And my other best friend is obsessed with Lance Bass. And my other best friend is so strange that words cannot even describe it. She sometimes can be scary..and moody
I'm going to ask for LOTS AND LOTS OF REVIEWS from you guys! Now go! And review!
Queen of Fluff
Thank you, my beloved reviewers! I love you all!!
Disclaimer:AN Hi! I don't own this, but wouldn't it be cool if I did? Then, George would have married Thayet and Jonathan would have gotten Alanna! And, Liam would live to a ripe old age and Neal would marry Kel. Cleon would be killed by a fleet of marathon-running elves. Faithful would have had a wife and more little talking kittens would be around and Kaddar would have been stepped on by a dragon. Varice would have gotten eaten by a spidren. Aaaaaand Alanna would be the Queen of Tortall, meaning she would be married to.........JONATHAN!!!
*******
Alanna: So, where are you from?
Jon: Me? Or the monkey?
Kel: *glares*
Jon: Why is the monkey glaring at me?
Alanna: She's glaring at you because you called her a monkey.
Jon: Oh. I don't want to talk about where I'm from.
Alanna: Why not?
Jon: My father wants me to marry.
Alanna: Oh, who?
Jon: Don't know.
*Loud yelling noises*
Jon: What's that?
Alanna: The palace guards!
*palace guards come running up*
Alanna: *grabs Jon and Tarzan rope* *swings out*
Guard: *takes scissors and cuts rope*
Jon & Alanna: *scream* *fall* *scream* *fall* *land on the ground* *are surrounded by guards*
Alanna: *is grabbed by guard* *struggles*
Jon: Let her go!
Head Guard: NO!
Jon: Let her go, by order of the princess...*slaps forehead*
Director: CUT!
Alanna: *tries not to laugh* Poor Jon....
Kel: *laughs out loud*
Jon: *whispers to the guard beside him* I don't think the monkey girl doesn't likes me very much.
Guard: You're probably right.
Director: ACTION!
Jon: *composes self* Let her go, by order of the prince. *smiles triumphantly* *pulls of cloak*
Guard #1: It's the prince!!
*All guards get down on their hands and knees and chant: "The prince is good. The prince is good. All hail the prince." They begin to kiss his feet.*
Jon: *looks scared* Uh, my people, stand up and, uh, leave my presence...And...go get a whopper..hehe....
Alanna: PRINCE?????
*guards drag Alanna off as they leave to go get a whopper*
Jon: Don't take the girl!!
Head Guard: We have to. We're under the orders of What's-His-Name.
Jon: *gasps* What's-His-Name?
Guards: yes, What's-His-Name.
Jon: I shall have to have a chat with What's-His-Name. What is his name, anyway?
Head Guard: Dunno..He never uses it.
Jon: Oh....*realization hits* I know who you're talking about! Ozorne!
Head Guard: Oh yeah, that's his name!
Alanna: Can we get going now?
*guards drag Alanna and Monkey Girl off*
Kel: IT'S KEL! NOT MONKEY-GIRL! KEL!
*****
Did you like? It's rather sudden, but hey! My ficcy!! And I'm sure you all know by now that this is indeed A/J. Of course. If you read the tidbits on my profile you would probably have figured that out by now.
I wasn't planning on taking time to write the thank-yous to this because without it the chapters are much faster in the writing, but I want to reply to all of your comments, but can't because not all the names have emails attached. So here goes!
If you reviewed both chapters, your name is listed twice. Starts with the reviews from the first chapter then onto the second.
Thank yous to:
googlepuss: Thank you for being the very first reviewer! Yay! Thank you!!
Hayden's Super Hobbit: Cute name! *giggles*
hyper mage: *is flattered* Yes it is one of my talents---HEY! Oh well...Thank you!!
Lady Lucy A/J 4ever: What do you mean "from the diaries of the Queen of Fluff"? You confused me!!
Devilkitti8: Robin Hood was Sarah's project and she decided that she didn't want to be a part of fic writing in general so...She was really mean to me. We're still friends and all, but we just started talking to each other yesterday. We went 3 or 4 days without talking once. It's not going very well for us. And she yelled at me once for going onto her pen name, but I can do it anyway and she'd never know. I don't think it will be continued unless out of the kindness of my heart I decide to finish it...Ha! Sorry, but I can't do it. Not only for physical writing reasons, but for emotional ones as well. It's sad about Kel's Big Green Sweater. Such potential....Anyway, thanks, and I'm sorry to disappoint you.
Memories of a Broken Night: *laughs* We'll see....
LadyKnight: I can't believe I updating one story this often! Be happy!
Chopstix*: The monkey suit was a stroke of genius I must say. Thank you!
Gliniel of Tirragen + Malfoy: MALFOY!!! *jumps up and down* Did you like my fic, Malfoy??? Huh? Huh? Didja???
Eve of Mirkwood: Thank you thank you!
Memories of a Broken Night: Here! *hands over Tarzan rope* I like the Tarzan rope, it's another bit of insanity and randomness from me..
Dyana-of-Tortall: Thank you!
LadyKnight: I am sooo proud of you!!
Chopstix*: Yay! Say it!! I'm soo glad you want to use one of my little quotes things that I made! Woo!!
Eve of Mirkwood: Thank you!
Cinereath: You are the second person to call it "interesting." Anyway, I hope you find this very funny! Isn't it wonderful how idiotic they can be? I don't think I was THAT idiotic witht he Cinderella one, but who knows since Thom was the drag queen and Myles was gay (he didn't know he was!), but I guess whatever, right?
hyper mage: Okay! That's fine!
Lady-Atalanta: My squire! *is touched* I can't believe you said that about me!! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!
Lord of the Rings luver: Your guess is as good as mine as to how it will end. *grins* That isn't very reassuring, is it?
Lady Lucy A/J 4ever: No you can't Lucy! Weird is good! Why one of my best friend calls herself "Spike, Leader of the Freaks." And I ramble on about my computer and other various things. And my other best friend is obsessed with Lance Bass. And my other best friend is so strange that words cannot even describe it. She sometimes can be scary..and moody
I'm going to ask for LOTS AND LOTS OF REVIEWS from you guys! Now go! And review!
Queen of Fluff