My life

Well right now I am standing around thinking about my life that is all crazy. My name is really ?????? but for now it is Aboshi Kouichi. It started 12 years ago, when I was the best martial artist of Japan. Guess I was only 15 years old, well enough about that stuff .

Well, one day while walking on the dangerous streets of Japan. I saw a little boy getting a ball from the street when out of no where a BMW buggy came rushing down the street; about to kill the boy.

I decided quickly, and pushed him out the way, but in the progress I died in place of the little boy. It wasn't the end of me though. I got sent to Spirit World, where in the progress I met Baton, the grim reaper. When I first met her, and she told me her name, I laughed uncontrollably and she hit me with that stupid oar of hers.

" Hey what was that for you, bitch." I snarled.

"Well it was for making fun of my name, you brat." she barked back.

"You'll see, I'll change my name one day." she said sadly.

"What? To Loton? Hahaha…"

"Maybe I will." She took me to meet a small infant called Koenma. He's supposed to be a ruler of some place. I was very skeptical when I met him.

"You're just an infant, why should I listen to you? Hahaha…"

"But I rule!" He said it like if he were crying. "I HAVE THE POWER TO GIVE YOU BACK YOUR LIFE!"

"Why? I mean… I had no friends…" I answered.

"Well you can be reincarnated as a baby and start over." he explained.

"Great." I replied

"On one condition: You'll have to do errands for me" he said seriously.

"Sure, whatever." I said, not paying attention

"I will be ready tomorrow then." he said excitedly.

So I waited . I got bored, so I took a nap. The next day he told me was ready and had me reincarnated. But when I was born again, I awoke with strong light in my eyes, and then some guy spanked me. That's how I knew it had worked.

I wanted to say something but couldn't. I waited two years to talk. My parents where amazed how well I talked.

Three years after that I went to kindergarten. It was easy because I already knew all of that. Over the year I was a straight A student. But after 4th grade, my family moved and I had to change schools. In that schools kids bullied me, forcing me to use my martial arts.

That year was the worst ever. well the next year I had no friends but I knew this kid named Motoki Ikari he was from 5th grade so we became friends but almost best friends. There was this other kid Kimarhi but he mostly talked in Japanese. Next year my friend Motoki Ikari was bit crazier. I made fun of him sometimes but I dint think he minded. Then Motoki met this kid with jet black hair named Toji Hisakawa. A few days later Toji , Motoki and me became friends but there was Toji's best friend Kensuke Akagi. He was a shy kid he almost never talked but we were friends. I was a teacher pet to this teacher I had in 4th period. I don't why but she was a fat ass, always in bad mode. There was our P.E teacher he was a bitch when he got mad he made us run 1/4 of a mile. His name rhymed Hore. .But i never expected what was going to happen next. It was so horrible I can die thinking a about it. Then you'll see the strange grin reaper.

The end?