A.N It's BAAAAAACK! The second fanfiction of the Movie Parody collection. Enjoy!
Thank you, my beloved reviewers! I love you all!!
Disclaimer:AN Hi! I don't own this, but wouldn't it be cool if I did? Then, George would have married Thayet and Jonathan would have gotten Alanna! And, Liam would live to a ripe old age and Neal would marry Kel. Cleon would be killed by a fleet of marathon-running elves. Faithful would have had a wife and more little talking kittens would be around and Kaddar would have been stepped on by a dragon. Varice would have gotten eaten by a spidren. Aaaaaand Alanna would be the Queen of Tortall, meaning she would be married to.........JONATHAN!!!
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*DESERT AREA*
Alanna: Are we there yet?
Old Man: Just a little bit farther.
*3 hours later*
Alanna: Are we there yet?
Old Man: Yes. *pulls out to beetle like pieces and sticks them together*
Kel: *Watches in wonder*
Alanna: *taps foot impatiently*
*Large tiger-like head of sand comes out of the sand*
Tiger: ROOOOOOAAARR!
Alanna: Raoul?
Raoul: Uh...HI, Alanna..
Alanna: You're the tiger head thing?
Raoul: Funny....Uh, yeah....
Old Man: Oh, get on with it!
Raoul: Right. *opens mouth really wide* Come in if you dare. To get the diamond in the rough and....uh...don't touch nothing!!
Old Man: *shoves Alanna and Kel forward*
Alanna: *steps carefully down the stairs* *does not make a sound*
Kel: *takes a tentative step and slips* *falls all the way down the stairs*
Alanna: *slaps hand to face* *continues down the stairs* *reaches the end* Are you okay, Kel?
Kel: *stands up* Yeah....I guess....
Alanna: *sees lots of treasure and gold and jewels* *shrugs and keeps walking*
Kel: *in a trance staring at all the treasure*
Alanna: *turns and around and grabs Kel by the collar and drags her along*
Alanna and Kel: *walk along a path for a really long time*
Alanna: *opens a heavy door*
Kel: *follows*
Alanna: *steps across many stones and climbs steps to a really tall mountain thing*
Kel: *sees a set of gold colored clothes on a shrine-type thingy* OOOOOOOOOOOOO! *slowly walks over to it*
Alanna: *Gets upt o the top of the mountain like thing and sees a small lamp* *picks it up* Cool!
Kel: *touches clothes*
Raoul: *taunting voice* YOU TOUCHED SOMETHING! YOU GET TO DIE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Alanna: *looks angrily at Kel who looks down*
*Cave thing begins to fall apart*
Alanna: *runs down the steps* *feet get burned* Ow! Oo!!! OWIE!!! *grabs Kel and they run*
*10 minutes later their feet are scorched*
Alanna and Kel: *get up to the stairs and are hanging on for dear life* HELP US!!!
Old Man: Give me the lamp and I'll help you!
Alanna: *hands over the lamp*
Old Man: *takes lamp* *evil laugh* *grabs knife* *goes to stab Alanna*
Kel: *bits Old Man*
Old Man: *screams in agony* *drops lamp*
Raoul: *closes big mouth and Alanna and Kel fall into it*
Alanna and Kel: *unconscious*
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I hope you guys enjoyed this. I'd like to thank all of my reviewers. I can't thank you personally now because my computer is quite angry at me now and it may have some horrific plot against me..*knocks on wood* Anyway, review because you know you love to.
~Queen of Fluff
Thank you, my beloved reviewers! I love you all!!
Disclaimer:AN Hi! I don't own this, but wouldn't it be cool if I did? Then, George would have married Thayet and Jonathan would have gotten Alanna! And, Liam would live to a ripe old age and Neal would marry Kel. Cleon would be killed by a fleet of marathon-running elves. Faithful would have had a wife and more little talking kittens would be around and Kaddar would have been stepped on by a dragon. Varice would have gotten eaten by a spidren. Aaaaaand Alanna would be the Queen of Tortall, meaning she would be married to.........JONATHAN!!!
*******
*DESERT AREA*
Alanna: Are we there yet?
Old Man: Just a little bit farther.
*3 hours later*
Alanna: Are we there yet?
Old Man: Yes. *pulls out to beetle like pieces and sticks them together*
Kel: *Watches in wonder*
Alanna: *taps foot impatiently*
*Large tiger-like head of sand comes out of the sand*
Tiger: ROOOOOOAAARR!
Alanna: Raoul?
Raoul: Uh...HI, Alanna..
Alanna: You're the tiger head thing?
Raoul: Funny....Uh, yeah....
Old Man: Oh, get on with it!
Raoul: Right. *opens mouth really wide* Come in if you dare. To get the diamond in the rough and....uh...don't touch nothing!!
Old Man: *shoves Alanna and Kel forward*
Alanna: *steps carefully down the stairs* *does not make a sound*
Kel: *takes a tentative step and slips* *falls all the way down the stairs*
Alanna: *slaps hand to face* *continues down the stairs* *reaches the end* Are you okay, Kel?
Kel: *stands up* Yeah....I guess....
Alanna: *sees lots of treasure and gold and jewels* *shrugs and keeps walking*
Kel: *in a trance staring at all the treasure*
Alanna: *turns and around and grabs Kel by the collar and drags her along*
Alanna and Kel: *walk along a path for a really long time*
Alanna: *opens a heavy door*
Kel: *follows*
Alanna: *steps across many stones and climbs steps to a really tall mountain thing*
Kel: *sees a set of gold colored clothes on a shrine-type thingy* OOOOOOOOOOOOO! *slowly walks over to it*
Alanna: *Gets upt o the top of the mountain like thing and sees a small lamp* *picks it up* Cool!
Kel: *touches clothes*
Raoul: *taunting voice* YOU TOUCHED SOMETHING! YOU GET TO DIE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Alanna: *looks angrily at Kel who looks down*
*Cave thing begins to fall apart*
Alanna: *runs down the steps* *feet get burned* Ow! Oo!!! OWIE!!! *grabs Kel and they run*
*10 minutes later their feet are scorched*
Alanna and Kel: *get up to the stairs and are hanging on for dear life* HELP US!!!
Old Man: Give me the lamp and I'll help you!
Alanna: *hands over the lamp*
Old Man: *takes lamp* *evil laugh* *grabs knife* *goes to stab Alanna*
Kel: *bits Old Man*
Old Man: *screams in agony* *drops lamp*
Raoul: *closes big mouth and Alanna and Kel fall into it*
Alanna and Kel: *unconscious*
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I hope you guys enjoyed this. I'd like to thank all of my reviewers. I can't thank you personally now because my computer is quite angry at me now and it may have some horrific plot against me..*knocks on wood* Anyway, review because you know you love to.
~Queen of Fluff