A.N It's BAAAAAACK! The second fanfiction of the Movie Parody collection. Enjoy!
Thank you, my beloved reviewers! I love you all!!
Disclaimer: Hi! I don't own this, but wouldn't it be cool if I did? Then, George would have married Thayet and Jonathan would have gotten Alanna! And, Liam would live to a ripe old age and Neal would marry Kel. Cleon would be killed by a fleet of marathon-running elves. Faithful would have had a wife and more little talking kittens would be around and Kaddar would have been stepped on by a dragon. Varice would have gotten eaten by a spidren. Aaaaaand Alanna would be the Queen of Tortall, meaning she would be married to.........JONATHAN!!!
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Kel: *wakes up*
Alanna: *wakes up* Where are we? *remembers* Oh yeah....
Kel: *picks up lamp* *runs to Alanna* Look!
Alanna: The lamp? I thought we gave it to the Old Man.
Kel: It fell back with us!
Alanna: *sees scuff mark on the lamp* *rubs lamp* *funky noises are heard*
*smoke comes out of spout on lamp*
*a huge blue person appears*
Neal: YOU HAVE FREED ME!!!!!!
Alanna: *stares* *screams* *dives behind rock*
Kel: *sits*
Neal: Wait! Master!
Alanna: Master?....Master?
Neal: Since you have brought me out of my prison I shall grant you 3 wishes!
Alanna: Three? That's kind of cheap, don't you think?
Neal: I hear that a lot.
Alanna: Ah.
Neal: What is your first wish?
Alanna: Already? *thinks* *clever grin* You know, Kel, I don't know how we're going to get out of here. Do you have any ideas?
Kel: *looks innocent* *shakes head*
Alanna: We might just have to climb out. You think we'd make it?
Neal: *mad* Hello?? I am a genie!! *jumps out and spreads arms, smiling a very charming smile*
Alanna: *doesn't notice* Do you think we could find some rope?
Neal: *makes a rug appear* *picks up Alanna and Kel and sits them on the rug* *sits down behind them* *the rug takes them out of the evil cave*
Raoul: Bye!! Come again!!
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*Carpet sets down in small oasis*
Neal: Now, what would you like you second wish to be?
Alanna: I didn't wish us out. You did that on your own.
Neal: But...b-b-b-but....b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but........*sobs*
Alanna: Baby.
Neal: *sobs even more*
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I hope you guys enjoyed this. I'd like to thank all of my reviewers. I can't thank you personally now because my computer is quite angry at me now and it may have some horrific plot against me..*knocks on wood* Anyway, review because you know you love to.
~Queen of Fluff
Thank you, my beloved reviewers! I love you all!!
Disclaimer: Hi! I don't own this, but wouldn't it be cool if I did? Then, George would have married Thayet and Jonathan would have gotten Alanna! And, Liam would live to a ripe old age and Neal would marry Kel. Cleon would be killed by a fleet of marathon-running elves. Faithful would have had a wife and more little talking kittens would be around and Kaddar would have been stepped on by a dragon. Varice would have gotten eaten by a spidren. Aaaaaand Alanna would be the Queen of Tortall, meaning she would be married to.........JONATHAN!!!
*******
Kel: *wakes up*
Alanna: *wakes up* Where are we? *remembers* Oh yeah....
Kel: *picks up lamp* *runs to Alanna* Look!
Alanna: The lamp? I thought we gave it to the Old Man.
Kel: It fell back with us!
Alanna: *sees scuff mark on the lamp* *rubs lamp* *funky noises are heard*
*smoke comes out of spout on lamp*
*a huge blue person appears*
Neal: YOU HAVE FREED ME!!!!!!
Alanna: *stares* *screams* *dives behind rock*
Kel: *sits*
Neal: Wait! Master!
Alanna: Master?....Master?
Neal: Since you have brought me out of my prison I shall grant you 3 wishes!
Alanna: Three? That's kind of cheap, don't you think?
Neal: I hear that a lot.
Alanna: Ah.
Neal: What is your first wish?
Alanna: Already? *thinks* *clever grin* You know, Kel, I don't know how we're going to get out of here. Do you have any ideas?
Kel: *looks innocent* *shakes head*
Alanna: We might just have to climb out. You think we'd make it?
Neal: *mad* Hello?? I am a genie!! *jumps out and spreads arms, smiling a very charming smile*
Alanna: *doesn't notice* Do you think we could find some rope?
Neal: *makes a rug appear* *picks up Alanna and Kel and sits them on the rug* *sits down behind them* *the rug takes them out of the evil cave*
Raoul: Bye!! Come again!!
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*Carpet sets down in small oasis*
Neal: Now, what would you like you second wish to be?
Alanna: I didn't wish us out. You did that on your own.
Neal: But...b-b-b-but....b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but........*sobs*
Alanna: Baby.
Neal: *sobs even more*
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I hope you guys enjoyed this. I'd like to thank all of my reviewers. I can't thank you personally now because my computer is quite angry at me now and it may have some horrific plot against me..*knocks on wood* Anyway, review because you know you love to.
~Queen of Fluff