A.N It's BAAAAAACK! The second fanfiction of the Movie Parody collection. Enjoy!
I am so glad that you are all loving this! It makes me so happy!!
Disclaimer: Hi! I don't own this, but wouldn't it be cool if I did? Then, George would have married Thayet and Jonathan would have gotten Alanna! And, Liam would live to a ripe old age and Neal would marry Kel. Cleon would be killed by a fleet of marathon-running elves. Faithful would have had a wife and more little talking kittens would be around and Kaddar would have been stepped on by a dragon. Varice would have gotten eaten by a spidren. Aaaaaand Alanna would be the Queen of Tortall, meaning she would be married to.........JONATHAN!!!
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Kel: What do we do now? *washes self with water*
Alanna: *stares into water, thinking of Jon*
Kel: Alanna? Alanna?
Alanna: What?
Kel: What are we going to do now?
Alanna: I don't know.
Neal: What about your three wishes?
Alanna: *lightbulb* I have one wish for you.
Neal: *eagerly* What is it?
Alanna: Well, you see, there's this guy...
Neal: WOAH! No, I cannot make people fall in love with each other!
Alanna: Why not?
Neal: Because......because.....It's CREEPY!! *shudders* Love is gross!! EWW!!
Kel: *rolls eyes*
Alanna: But love is beautiful.
Neal: EW! GROSS!!
Kel: You're a dork.
Neal: Me? Thank you! *realizes what she said* *sobs*
Kel: *rolls eyes*
Alanna: But, you don't understand! This guy! Jon, he's the prince and look at me! I'm ugly! And if you didn't notice, I am not exactly princess material! Not the kind of girl that marries the prince!
Neal: Sorry, but love is still gross.
Kel: *walks over to Neal* *grabs the collar of his shirt and pulls him up so his face up to hers* Do. It.
Neal: No!!
Kel: *eyes narrow* *lefts go of collar* *turns to look at Alanna*
Neal: *breathes sigh of relief*
Kel: *turns back around* *punches Neal in the jaw* DO IT!!
Neal: OWW!!
Alanna: Violence doesn't solve anything...*is depressed*
Kel: Alanna! Violence is the way you live! You live by violence! It's your way of life!
Alanna: Not anymore; love is now.
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GO KEL!! *pumps up in air* *stops and looks around* *smiles weakly* Heh....ANYWAY, I hope you guys enjoyed this! Hee! REVIEW!!
~Queen of Fluff
I am so glad that you are all loving this! It makes me so happy!!
Disclaimer: Hi! I don't own this, but wouldn't it be cool if I did? Then, George would have married Thayet and Jonathan would have gotten Alanna! And, Liam would live to a ripe old age and Neal would marry Kel. Cleon would be killed by a fleet of marathon-running elves. Faithful would have had a wife and more little talking kittens would be around and Kaddar would have been stepped on by a dragon. Varice would have gotten eaten by a spidren. Aaaaaand Alanna would be the Queen of Tortall, meaning she would be married to.........JONATHAN!!!
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Kel: What do we do now? *washes self with water*
Alanna: *stares into water, thinking of Jon*
Kel: Alanna? Alanna?
Alanna: What?
Kel: What are we going to do now?
Alanna: I don't know.
Neal: What about your three wishes?
Alanna: *lightbulb* I have one wish for you.
Neal: *eagerly* What is it?
Alanna: Well, you see, there's this guy...
Neal: WOAH! No, I cannot make people fall in love with each other!
Alanna: Why not?
Neal: Because......because.....It's CREEPY!! *shudders* Love is gross!! EWW!!
Kel: *rolls eyes*
Alanna: But love is beautiful.
Neal: EW! GROSS!!
Kel: You're a dork.
Neal: Me? Thank you! *realizes what she said* *sobs*
Kel: *rolls eyes*
Alanna: But, you don't understand! This guy! Jon, he's the prince and look at me! I'm ugly! And if you didn't notice, I am not exactly princess material! Not the kind of girl that marries the prince!
Neal: Sorry, but love is still gross.
Kel: *walks over to Neal* *grabs the collar of his shirt and pulls him up so his face up to hers* Do. It.
Neal: No!!
Kel: *eyes narrow* *lefts go of collar* *turns to look at Alanna*
Neal: *breathes sigh of relief*
Kel: *turns back around* *punches Neal in the jaw* DO IT!!
Neal: OWW!!
Alanna: Violence doesn't solve anything...*is depressed*
Kel: Alanna! Violence is the way you live! You live by violence! It's your way of life!
Alanna: Not anymore; love is now.
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GO KEL!! *pumps up in air* *stops and looks around* *smiles weakly* Heh....ANYWAY, I hope you guys enjoyed this! Hee! REVIEW!!
~Queen of Fluff