A.N It's BAAAAAACK! The second fanfiction of the Movie Parody collection. Enjoy!
I am so glad that you are all loving this! It makes me so happy!!
Disclaimer: Hi! I don't own this, but wouldn't it be cool if I did? Then, George would have married Thayet and Jonathan would have gotten Alanna! And, Liam would live to a ripe old age and Neal would marry Kel. Cleon would be killed by a fleet of marathon-running elves. Faithful would have had a wife and more little talking kittens would be around and Kaddar would have been stepped on by a dragon. Varice would have gotten eaten by a spidren. Aaaaaand Alanna would be the Queen of Tortall, meaning she would be married to.........JONATHAN!!!
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Alanna: *stands up and walks over to Neal* *pokes him*
Neal: *annoyed* What now??
Alanna: Genie person-thingy, I want you to make me a pwincess!! *smiles sweetly*
*Crowd gasps*
Alanna: What? I wanna be a princess!!
Neal: *still does not believe this* You're kidding right?
Alanna: No. Can you make me a princess or not?
Neal: *looks Alanna over* Yeah, but it'll be a LOT of work.
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Neal: *grabs white lab jacket and puts it on*
Kel: Aren't you a genie? Can't you just make this happen with magic?
Neal: *sweatdrop* Umm...
Kel: Can't you?
Neal: *gulps* I'm not exactly a genie...I'm a certified beautician though!! *smiles*
Kel: *shrugs* Same thing.
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Alanna: OW!!!
Neal: Stop moving. Don't you want nice eyebrows? Instead of this jungle you have up here. *pokes Alanna's forehead*
Alanna: *pouts*
*Random women are filing Alanna's nails and painting them. Others are highlighting her hair. Several others are measuring her for clothes. All of them are poking and prodding*
Alanna: Stop it. EEK! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!! ARGGH!! Leave my BUTT ALONE!! Ow!! My eye! That was my eye, you big freak!!! You stabbed me! *continues to be poked and prodded*
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Alanna: *steps out from behind a curtain* *looks around* *she looks like a princess...she's actually pretty...)
Kel: *appauds*
Neal: *looks smug* *to himself* I still got it.
*****
I have nothing to say......*sniffle*
~Queen of Fluff
I am so glad that you are all loving this! It makes me so happy!!
Disclaimer: Hi! I don't own this, but wouldn't it be cool if I did? Then, George would have married Thayet and Jonathan would have gotten Alanna! And, Liam would live to a ripe old age and Neal would marry Kel. Cleon would be killed by a fleet of marathon-running elves. Faithful would have had a wife and more little talking kittens would be around and Kaddar would have been stepped on by a dragon. Varice would have gotten eaten by a spidren. Aaaaaand Alanna would be the Queen of Tortall, meaning she would be married to.........JONATHAN!!!
*******
Alanna: *stands up and walks over to Neal* *pokes him*
Neal: *annoyed* What now??
Alanna: Genie person-thingy, I want you to make me a pwincess!! *smiles sweetly*
*Crowd gasps*
Alanna: What? I wanna be a princess!!
Neal: *still does not believe this* You're kidding right?
Alanna: No. Can you make me a princess or not?
Neal: *looks Alanna over* Yeah, but it'll be a LOT of work.
*****
Neal: *grabs white lab jacket and puts it on*
Kel: Aren't you a genie? Can't you just make this happen with magic?
Neal: *sweatdrop* Umm...
Kel: Can't you?
Neal: *gulps* I'm not exactly a genie...I'm a certified beautician though!! *smiles*
Kel: *shrugs* Same thing.
*****
Alanna: OW!!!
Neal: Stop moving. Don't you want nice eyebrows? Instead of this jungle you have up here. *pokes Alanna's forehead*
Alanna: *pouts*
*Random women are filing Alanna's nails and painting them. Others are highlighting her hair. Several others are measuring her for clothes. All of them are poking and prodding*
Alanna: Stop it. EEK! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!! ARGGH!! Leave my BUTT ALONE!! Ow!! My eye! That was my eye, you big freak!!! You stabbed me! *continues to be poked and prodded*
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Alanna: *steps out from behind a curtain* *looks around* *she looks like a princess...she's actually pretty...)
Kel: *appauds*
Neal: *looks smug* *to himself* I still got it.
*****
I have nothing to say......*sniffle*
~Queen of Fluff