A.N It's BAAAAAACK! The second fanfiction of the Movie Parody collection. Enjoy!
I am so glad that you are all loving this! It makes me so happy!!
Disclaimer: Hi! I don't own this, but wouldn't it be cool if I did? Then, George would have married Thayet and Jonathan would have gotten Alanna! And, Liam would live to a ripe old age and Neal would marry Kel. Cleon would be killed by a fleet of marathon-running elves. Faithful would have had a wife and more little talking kittens would be around and Kaddar would have been stepped on by a dragon. Varice would have gotten eaten by a spidren. Aaaaaand Alanna would be the Queen of Tortall, meaning she would be married to.........JONATHAN!!!
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Neal: You look fab! *admires his work*
Alanna: *admires herself*
Kel: *admires her mosquito bite*
Alanna: *wearing swishy gown* What now? *walks around* *swish swish swish*
Neal: We present you to the Prince!!!
Alanna: Yay! *swish swish swish*
Neal: *grabs flying balaclava* Come! We fly!
Alanna: *swish swish swish* *hops onto flying balaclava* *swish swish swish*
*flying balaclava begins to fly away*
Kel: *grabs the tips and hangs on for dear life* Aaaaaaayiiiiiiiieeeeee!!!
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*Flying balaclava lands*
Neal: We need to get you a steed!
Alanna: *swish swish swish* Yay!
Neal: Come! *walks over to horse fair*
Onua: Can I help you?
Neal: Yes, we need one of your finest horses.
Onua: Horses? We don't sell horses here!
Neal: You don't?
Onua: Nope! We sell the finest goats this side of the Mediterranean!
Goats: *goat noises* *eat grass*
Goat 1: *starts eating Neal's pants*
Neal: Aaaaayyy!! Stop it!!!
Kel: *slaps forehead*
Onua: They won't bite!
Goat 23: *bites Neal*
Neal: OWWW!! IT BIT ME!!!
Onua: *impatiently* Do you want a goat or not?
Neal: *rubs leg* Fine... *purchases white goat*
Onua: Have a nice day!!
Neal: *mumbles* *walks back to flying balaclava*
Alanna: *swish swish swish*
*flying balaclava starts flying*
Alanna: So, where are we going now?
Neal: *applying ointment to bite wound* *glares at goat which is called Minion (named by Neal, full name being Spawn of Satan's Evil Minion of #*&%$*&%*$%&$*%&#$*#&*$%#)** Agraba.
Alanna: Oh....*fidgets*
Neal: *annoyed* Proper ladies do NOT fidget!!
Alanna: *stops* Sorry....
Neal: *scribbly dust cloud over head*
Alanna: *sits patiently* *plays with loose thread on the flying balaclava*
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Sorry for the long wait! I completely forgot about this fic! I am so sorry!!!! Well, I hope you guys enjoyed this and be sure to review!
~Queen of Fluff
I am so glad that you are all loving this! It makes me so happy!!
Disclaimer: Hi! I don't own this, but wouldn't it be cool if I did? Then, George would have married Thayet and Jonathan would have gotten Alanna! And, Liam would live to a ripe old age and Neal would marry Kel. Cleon would be killed by a fleet of marathon-running elves. Faithful would have had a wife and more little talking kittens would be around and Kaddar would have been stepped on by a dragon. Varice would have gotten eaten by a spidren. Aaaaaand Alanna would be the Queen of Tortall, meaning she would be married to.........JONATHAN!!!
*******
Neal: You look fab! *admires his work*
Alanna: *admires herself*
Kel: *admires her mosquito bite*
Alanna: *wearing swishy gown* What now? *walks around* *swish swish swish*
Neal: We present you to the Prince!!!
Alanna: Yay! *swish swish swish*
Neal: *grabs flying balaclava* Come! We fly!
Alanna: *swish swish swish* *hops onto flying balaclava* *swish swish swish*
*flying balaclava begins to fly away*
Kel: *grabs the tips and hangs on for dear life* Aaaaaaayiiiiiiiieeeeee!!!
******
*Flying balaclava lands*
Neal: We need to get you a steed!
Alanna: *swish swish swish* Yay!
Neal: Come! *walks over to horse fair*
Onua: Can I help you?
Neal: Yes, we need one of your finest horses.
Onua: Horses? We don't sell horses here!
Neal: You don't?
Onua: Nope! We sell the finest goats this side of the Mediterranean!
Goats: *goat noises* *eat grass*
Goat 1: *starts eating Neal's pants*
Neal: Aaaaayyy!! Stop it!!!
Kel: *slaps forehead*
Onua: They won't bite!
Goat 23: *bites Neal*
Neal: OWWW!! IT BIT ME!!!
Onua: *impatiently* Do you want a goat or not?
Neal: *rubs leg* Fine... *purchases white goat*
Onua: Have a nice day!!
Neal: *mumbles* *walks back to flying balaclava*
Alanna: *swish swish swish*
*flying balaclava starts flying*
Alanna: So, where are we going now?
Neal: *applying ointment to bite wound* *glares at goat which is called Minion (named by Neal, full name being Spawn of Satan's Evil Minion of #*&%$*&%*$%&$*%&#$*#&*$%#)** Agraba.
Alanna: Oh....*fidgets*
Neal: *annoyed* Proper ladies do NOT fidget!!
Alanna: *stops* Sorry....
Neal: *scribbly dust cloud over head*
Alanna: *sits patiently* *plays with loose thread on the flying balaclava*
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Sorry for the long wait! I completely forgot about this fic! I am so sorry!!!! Well, I hope you guys enjoyed this and be sure to review!
~Queen of Fluff