A/N: My friends and family think I'm insane so my friend and I thought of what happened to my brain, you know, where is it, who has it all that. Well thought it would do as an ok crossover!

Disclaimer: I wish! In other words I sadly own nothing. You'd think I'd own my own mind at least!

The Journey of My Brain

My friend Weston stole my brain and sold it to a tall black guy, for $10 to give to aliens. He bought sneakers then sold them for $15, then bought something else and sold it for $20. Well, my friend Gem went and got it back but then Sesshomaru stole it from her.

Fluffy grew tired of it and threw it in a river. My friend and I asked the river where it went and it said that a big bird came and flew off with it. We asked it to get us a ride to the bird or we would get a big straw and drink it all up.(sounds like Goldilocks or the big bad wolf.) Another big bird came and gave us a ride to the first big bird.

It was in a nest and the bird said it had fallen off the cliff, and the YYH gang was there. They were seeing who would carry it (because it would be cool to look at) All but Hiei (he didn't know, poor him.) said "Not me!" So Hiei put it in a hidden pocket, then changed to, put it in the void to the land of Herbally Essence (don't know why.)

My brain fell out and Yuske picked it up and said "Hey Hiei! You drop this!" Hiei responded, "Keep it." So Yuske and Jin (don't know where Jin came from) put it in a box in-between them and carried it behind the rest of the group.

It fell out of the box and somehow got to Spike (from Buffy the Vampire Slayer if you don't know). Well Spike was drunk so now there is a beer stain on my brain (poet and didn't even know it, lol). Since he was drunk and thought of his great, great, great, ect. whatever he was, nephew? Grandson? Whatever. Anyway.he sent an owl to Draco with my beer-stained brain and a pink tutu.

Draco received the owl and put the tutu on and danced around with my brain in his hands.

A/N: Will probably get longer.wow this is weird, lol!