I once met a maid with a sense of adventure

She was dressed to thrill wherever she went

She said "Let's make love on a mountain top

Under the stars on a big hard rock"

I said "In these shoes?

I don't think so"

I said "Honey, let's do it here." So, I'm sitting at a bar in Lothlorien In walks a lass with a faraway look in her eyes

She said "I've got as powerful horse outside

Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride

I know a little place, we can get there for the break of day."

I said "In these shoes?

No way, Sweet Valar"

I said "Honey, let's stay right here." No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo

(He doesn't like to walk, he can't ride a horse)

Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo

(But the way he dances, it's a scandal) Then I met a simple man

"Oh" he said,

"Won't you walk up and down my spine,

It makes me feel strangely alive."

I said "In these shoes?

I doubt you'd survive."

I said, "Honey, let's do it.

Let's stay right here." No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo

(He doesn't like to walk, he can't ride a horse)

Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo

(But the way he dances, it's a scandal)