(Well, let's see what chaos I can cook up here...much OOC'ness and hopefully wackiness will ensue! .and yep, I know a lot you folks are requesting a sequel to "Five Days" which I plan to do as soon as I can think up some nifty ideas.. Heh..yeah Jaken in love with Sango IS disturbing to say the least! Hehehehe! Oh am thinking of evil stuff to do..whahahahaha!
Inuyasha and co belong to the divine Takahashi Rumiko, original characters are mine.)
Love Potion Number Nine - Four
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion #9....
- Love Potion No. 9/The Nylons
It was fair to say that the sight that greeted the old miko Kaede at the Bone Eater's well was one that she would not
Naraku was chasing Inuyasha and Kikyou around one of the trees...
"He's MINE! Just give up, miko! Inuyasha loves ME!"
"He does NOT!" Kikyou countered.
"Eyaaaa! I don't go for guys!" Inuyasha made a face as he dodged Naraku's amorous hands.
"Don't worry, my little silver haired hanyou.." Naraku purred. "I can change your mind. I have certain - attributes which are rather impressive if I do say so myself."
"Euwww! Hentai!" Kikyou grabbed Inuyasha's hand, quite forgetting that she had her bow and arrows and Inuyasha forgetting he had a sword. What was this strangeness?
Then she really thought she was seeing things when she saw Sango being serenaded to by a short, green toad youkai who she recognized as the servant of Sesshoumaru. What made the singing worse was that the youkai could NOT sing and that he was doing it at the top of his lungs.
Sango was running away from the toad youkai, which only increased his persistence. However, every other step the toad youkai took, Miroku would bop him with his staff hard on his little head.
"Get OUT of here, you disgusting creature!"
BONK!
"Sango-chan, mmmmyyyyy loooooove is.."
BONK!
"Eeeeek!" Sango yelled. "He touched my kimono!"
"Feeeeelings...whoa..whoa..feeeeelings..."
BONK! BONK!
"Sango's mine, you ugly toad!"
"She's Jaken's, you stupid human monk! Once Sango-chan goes to Jaken, she'll never go back!"
"EUWWWWWWW!!!" Sango shuddered.
In all the years of her life she had seen odd things but this was pretty damn odd. Why were they not using their weapons to rid themselves of Naraku and the toad youkai? It was then that she looked down and saw Shippou clinging to her leg.
"Kaede! They're acting WEIRD! And - and Sesshoumaru took Kagome away!"
"Eh? And no one's noticed!" Kaede narrowed her good eye at the antics that were laid in front of her.
"No!" Shippou cried out. "And - and he KISSED her!"
"Who?" Kaede asked.
"Sesshoumaru! He kissed Kagome and she seemed to like it!"
Kaede's furrowed her brow. "Then everyone must obviously be under a spell!"
"Kaede, maybe one of your arrows could - "
"No, I don't think so, Shippou. My arrows are good against the youkai and hanyou, but this - " She extended her hand outward. "They are in love!"
Shippou made a face as he saw the adults run around like idiots. "If this is love, I don't want it!"
Kaede chuckled. "No, no Shippou. You already have love in the way that your parents loved you - the way Kagome loves you and you love her."
"But they're chasing each other around like - like they want to mate!"
"Well, ah they do, but - "
"I know that you mate to get litlle kits.." Shippou went on, but I can't see Naraku or Jaken making babies with - "
"That's enough, Shippou." Kaede scolded. Some trains of thought were too terrible to imagine.
"What do we do?" Shippou asked.
"We may have to wait for it to run it's course." Kaede frowned. "No one seems to be in their right mind at the moment."
"But what about Kagome and Sesshoumaru!" Shippou looked scared.
"If he is affected like everyone else, I don't think he'll hurt Kagome.." Kaede sighed.
"I hope you're right Kaede.." Shippou looked on, worried.
Meanwhile, Sesshoumaru had definite plans for Kagome, for he flew her to a more secluded area. It was a surprisingly romantic area that had a flowing waterfall from which a river flowed from. There was green grass and trees all about. Kagome would have indeed thought it romantic - if she hadn't been mad at Sesshoumaru kidnapping her.
"You take me back RIGHT NOW, Sesshoumaru!" Kagome's blue-grey eyes flashed with annoyance as he continued to hold her.
He actually looked surprised. "Why would I wish to do that Kagome?"
Her eyes widened. What WAS the matter with him? She had never seen him look so - so expressive before!
"Because - because - " Kagome stammered as she felt the intensity of his gaze. "Because it's wrong!"
"It does not seem wrong to me.." Sesshoumaru cocked his head.
"It - um - uh.." Kagome felt her knees weaken as he still stared into her eyes.
"Let's sit for awhile.." Kagome felt herself being guided to a fallen log, with Sesshoumaru's arm securely around her waist.
"Um, arigato.." Kagome was thankful to be seated, but Sesshoumaru STILL had his arm around her, and he was close - too close!
"Your scent is intoxicating..I've always thought so." Sesshoumaru murmured as he leaned in to sniff at her hair.
"It's - ah - my shampoo and conditioner!" Kagome leaned away just a little.
"No, it's your scent. Everyone has a scent. Humans are normally horrible smelling, but you, your scent is sweet." Sesshoumaru leaned in closer as Kagome leaned back farther.
"S - sesshoumaru.." Kagome shivered, not sure if he was scaring her, or if it were something else! Inuyasha had never even come close to being this way - unless she counted the time that he had turned human at the new moon.
"Hm..?" Sesshoumaru was focused upon Kagome's lips. So full and so sensual, and yet so innocent.
"I - I - um.." Kagome was trying to lean back as Sesshoumaru pressed forward and -
"Aiiiieee!" Kagome fell off the log onto her back - with Sesshoumaru right on top of her!!
When she opened her eyes, she saw Sesshoumaru's face above her own, his lips curved in a slight smile.
"Eeep!" Kagome gasped.
"This - is an interesting position.." The youkai-lord's clawed hand was still around her waist as the other stroked her cheek.
"Ha - aah hahaha.." Kagome's face turned red at the implication. ~Kagome you baka! Why aren't you screaming? Why aren't you yelling? Why aren't you -
And her thoughts flew away as he gently kissed her again, her lips parting for his..
(a/n - to Lightning - nah, don't sweat it. You did not offend me. I know there's a lot of people who love the Kag/IY pairing, I just happen to like Sess/Kag myself. My philosophy is - if you don't like the pairing, don't read it `cause there's always somebody that'll write up your favorite pairing! Okay, so I'm pretty sure Sango x Jaken is something NOBODY wants, but hey I'm rather demented here so...^_^)
Inuyasha and co belong to the divine Takahashi Rumiko, original characters are mine.)
Love Potion Number Nine - Four
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion #9....
- Love Potion No. 9/The Nylons
It was fair to say that the sight that greeted the old miko Kaede at the Bone Eater's well was one that she would not
Naraku was chasing Inuyasha and Kikyou around one of the trees...
"He's MINE! Just give up, miko! Inuyasha loves ME!"
"He does NOT!" Kikyou countered.
"Eyaaaa! I don't go for guys!" Inuyasha made a face as he dodged Naraku's amorous hands.
"Don't worry, my little silver haired hanyou.." Naraku purred. "I can change your mind. I have certain - attributes which are rather impressive if I do say so myself."
"Euwww! Hentai!" Kikyou grabbed Inuyasha's hand, quite forgetting that she had her bow and arrows and Inuyasha forgetting he had a sword. What was this strangeness?
Then she really thought she was seeing things when she saw Sango being serenaded to by a short, green toad youkai who she recognized as the servant of Sesshoumaru. What made the singing worse was that the youkai could NOT sing and that he was doing it at the top of his lungs.
Sango was running away from the toad youkai, which only increased his persistence. However, every other step the toad youkai took, Miroku would bop him with his staff hard on his little head.
"Get OUT of here, you disgusting creature!"
BONK!
"Sango-chan, mmmmyyyyy loooooove is.."
BONK!
"Eeeeek!" Sango yelled. "He touched my kimono!"
"Feeeeelings...whoa..whoa..feeeeelings..."
BONK! BONK!
"Sango's mine, you ugly toad!"
"She's Jaken's, you stupid human monk! Once Sango-chan goes to Jaken, she'll never go back!"
"EUWWWWWWW!!!" Sango shuddered.
In all the years of her life she had seen odd things but this was pretty damn odd. Why were they not using their weapons to rid themselves of Naraku and the toad youkai? It was then that she looked down and saw Shippou clinging to her leg.
"Kaede! They're acting WEIRD! And - and Sesshoumaru took Kagome away!"
"Eh? And no one's noticed!" Kaede narrowed her good eye at the antics that were laid in front of her.
"No!" Shippou cried out. "And - and he KISSED her!"
"Who?" Kaede asked.
"Sesshoumaru! He kissed Kagome and she seemed to like it!"
Kaede's furrowed her brow. "Then everyone must obviously be under a spell!"
"Kaede, maybe one of your arrows could - "
"No, I don't think so, Shippou. My arrows are good against the youkai and hanyou, but this - " She extended her hand outward. "They are in love!"
Shippou made a face as he saw the adults run around like idiots. "If this is love, I don't want it!"
Kaede chuckled. "No, no Shippou. You already have love in the way that your parents loved you - the way Kagome loves you and you love her."
"But they're chasing each other around like - like they want to mate!"
"Well, ah they do, but - "
"I know that you mate to get litlle kits.." Shippou went on, but I can't see Naraku or Jaken making babies with - "
"That's enough, Shippou." Kaede scolded. Some trains of thought were too terrible to imagine.
"What do we do?" Shippou asked.
"We may have to wait for it to run it's course." Kaede frowned. "No one seems to be in their right mind at the moment."
"But what about Kagome and Sesshoumaru!" Shippou looked scared.
"If he is affected like everyone else, I don't think he'll hurt Kagome.." Kaede sighed.
"I hope you're right Kaede.." Shippou looked on, worried.
Meanwhile, Sesshoumaru had definite plans for Kagome, for he flew her to a more secluded area. It was a surprisingly romantic area that had a flowing waterfall from which a river flowed from. There was green grass and trees all about. Kagome would have indeed thought it romantic - if she hadn't been mad at Sesshoumaru kidnapping her.
"You take me back RIGHT NOW, Sesshoumaru!" Kagome's blue-grey eyes flashed with annoyance as he continued to hold her.
He actually looked surprised. "Why would I wish to do that Kagome?"
Her eyes widened. What WAS the matter with him? She had never seen him look so - so expressive before!
"Because - because - " Kagome stammered as she felt the intensity of his gaze. "Because it's wrong!"
"It does not seem wrong to me.." Sesshoumaru cocked his head.
"It - um - uh.." Kagome felt her knees weaken as he still stared into her eyes.
"Let's sit for awhile.." Kagome felt herself being guided to a fallen log, with Sesshoumaru's arm securely around her waist.
"Um, arigato.." Kagome was thankful to be seated, but Sesshoumaru STILL had his arm around her, and he was close - too close!
"Your scent is intoxicating..I've always thought so." Sesshoumaru murmured as he leaned in to sniff at her hair.
"It's - ah - my shampoo and conditioner!" Kagome leaned away just a little.
"No, it's your scent. Everyone has a scent. Humans are normally horrible smelling, but you, your scent is sweet." Sesshoumaru leaned in closer as Kagome leaned back farther.
"S - sesshoumaru.." Kagome shivered, not sure if he was scaring her, or if it were something else! Inuyasha had never even come close to being this way - unless she counted the time that he had turned human at the new moon.
"Hm..?" Sesshoumaru was focused upon Kagome's lips. So full and so sensual, and yet so innocent.
"I - I - um.." Kagome was trying to lean back as Sesshoumaru pressed forward and -
"Aiiiieee!" Kagome fell off the log onto her back - with Sesshoumaru right on top of her!!
When she opened her eyes, she saw Sesshoumaru's face above her own, his lips curved in a slight smile.
"Eeep!" Kagome gasped.
"This - is an interesting position.." The youkai-lord's clawed hand was still around her waist as the other stroked her cheek.
"Ha - aah hahaha.." Kagome's face turned red at the implication. ~Kagome you baka! Why aren't you screaming? Why aren't you yelling? Why aren't you -
And her thoughts flew away as he gently kissed her again, her lips parting for his..
(a/n - to Lightning - nah, don't sweat it. You did not offend me. I know there's a lot of people who love the Kag/IY pairing, I just happen to like Sess/Kag myself. My philosophy is - if you don't like the pairing, don't read it `cause there's always somebody that'll write up your favorite pairing! Okay, so I'm pretty sure Sango x Jaken is something NOBODY wants, but hey I'm rather demented here so...^_^)