Chapter 8-Surprises

(The gang will be in Barbados for three more days, Angela and Eric are getting married on the last day, Topanga is starting to show, and Cory is. being Cory)

Eric: Cor, since you didn't let me be best man until you were stuck, I'm choosing Jack as my best man.

Cory: Whatever.

Eric: Hey Cory, what's your problem?

Cory: Oh, no problem, I mean all you're doing is practically killing Shawn by marrying the women of his dreams.

Eric: Hey Cor, he told me to do this.

Cory: Oh he did, didn't he?

Eric: Yeah he did.

Cory: Eric are you retarded? He was only doing that to make Angela happy.

Eric: I want to make Angela happy.

Cory: No, the main question is, are you going to be happy?

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(Shawn enters Cory and Topanga's room)

Shawn: Cory, come on you said we go site seeing.

Topanga: Can I come?

Shawn: Sure, we're taking Jack and Eric's rental car.

(Cory walks out the bathroom)

Cory: Ok, I'm ready.

Shawn: Cory, you need to stop wearing jeans because your fly is always down.

Cory: Damn, I said I stop doing that.

Shawn: Lets go, I want to see the Eifel Tower.

Topanga: Shawn, that's in France.

Shawn: I still want to see the Mona Lisa.

Topanga: That's not in Barbados either.

Shawn: The Statue of Liberty?

Topanga: New York.

Shawn: The French Quarter?

Topanga: New Orleans.

Shawn: Hey, you said you were just coming along for the ride, now you're some kind of tour guide. You say one thing and do another, you're a hypochondriac.

Topanga: I give up.

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(Eric finds Angela in her room)

Eric: Angela, we need to talk.

Angela: Eric, I just can't wait until our wedding, can you?

Eric: That's what we need to talk about.

Angela: What?

Eric: I can't marry you.

Angela: Why?

Eric: I just proposed because Shawn wanted you to be happy and told me to. We wouldn't be happy and if I married you it would just be out of pity, and no one wants to live a marriage like that.

Angela: (Crying) You're right.

(Rachael walks in)

Rachael: Ok, I've been here the whole time and I hardly ever get mentioned. Why is that?

Eric: Because you're not important.

Rachael: What happened here?

Eric: Angela will explain. I have to go.

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(The next day Angela was feeling sick, like Topanga. Angela goes to Cory and Topanga)

Angela: Can you take me to the doctor? I feel sick.

Topanga: Sure.

(Cory, Topanga, and Angela drive to the doctor's office. The nurse recognizes Topanga)

Nurse: Ah, Mrs. Matthews nice see you again. How is our future mommy doing?

Topanga: Fine. My friend here is ill and would like to see the doctor please.

Nurse: Ok. Right this way please.

(The nurse leads them to the doctor's office)

Doctor: Mrs. Matthews, here for a check-up?

Topanga: Actually, my friend Angela is here for a check-up.

Doctor: Ok, what seems to be the symptoms?

Angela: I'm nautilus, tired, and lose of appetite.

Doctor: I see, well, according to my chart, if my thearys are corrct, we might have a second mommy in this room. We'll have to tske out the sonogram again.

(I told you it get interesting. Cory, Topanga, Shawn, Angela, Jack, Rachael, and Eric were anything but relaxed on this vacation. Chapter 9 up soon)