Chapter 9-Who's the Father?
(Topanga looks happy after the news, Angela looks worried, and Cory looks.like Cory)
Cory: See Topanga, you didn't believe me when I said women are just raging sacks of hormones.
Topanga: It takes more than one person to have a baby, you know.
Cory: Now let's not get into who put what into who.
Angela: Come on, this is serious. I'm pregnant.
Topanga: Aren't you happy?
Angela: Sort of, I mean I've always wanted a baby, but not until I'm married. I don't even know who the father is.
Topanga: You're right.
Angela: It's ok for you to have a baby, you're married.
Cory: Well, there is no way to stop it now. I know, I tried it on Topanga when she was sleeping
Topanga: You did what!
Cory: I didn't really do anything, I'm just trying to keep Angela away from abortion.
Topanga: You're right
Cory: Come on Angela, we have to go talk to Eric and Shawn
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(Angela, Cory, and Topanga walk in to see Shawn, Jack and Rachael in Eric and Jack's room. Eric is flirting with the waitresses)
Angela: Can I speak to Shawn and Eric alone?
Rachael: Shawn's right here, but I don't know where Eric is.
Jack: I told you, he is down at the bar flirting with the waitresses.
Angela: Can you go get him? This is important.
Jack: Sure. Come on Rach.
Cory: We'll be leaving now because Topanga saw the buffet and won't leave me alone until we go.
(Everyone's gone except Angela and Shawn)
Shawn: What did you want to tell me?
Angela: Well, I've been feeling sick lately and Cory and Topanga took me to the Doctor.
Shawn: What did he say?
(Jack comes in carrying Eric)
Eric: Let me go! I want to get back to those sexy triplets!
Rachael: Not until Angela tells you what she needed to tell you.
(Jack drops Eric and leaves with Rachael)
Eric: So what did you want to tell us?
Angela: Well, like I was telling Shawn, I've been feeling sick lately and Cory and Topanga took me to the Doctor.
Shawn & Eric: What did he say?
Angela: Well, I'm pregnant.
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(Cory was getting annoyed because Topanga wouldn't leave the buffet)
Cory: Topanga, answer a question for me. How can you eat 2 pizzas, half a cake, and a whole hog if you're only one month pregnant?
Topanga: Hormones?
Cory: Women are pigs.
Waitress: What did you just say?
Cory: I said women are pigs.
Old Lady: No they are not.
Cory: If it wasn't for their looks, men would rule this world.
(There was a Bachorlette party going on next to his table. They had 39 women)
Bachorlette: Is that so? Well let's get him ladies.
Cory: Oh no.
(Forty-two women started attacking Cory. When they moved, Cory was lying on the ground, bruised, and all his clothes were ripped)
Cory: I was wrong, women belong in the WWF.
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(Eric and Shawn are still sitting there, dumbfounded)
Angela: We still don't know who the father is.
Shawn: With my luck it's probably Eric's
Angela: We don't know that for sure.
Eric: Yeah Shawn, it's probably yours.
Angela: The Doctor said we won't know until the baby is born. We might be able to find out sooner if the baby becomes very mature.
Shawn: Nine months till I can rest easy.
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(Everyone is sitting on the beach, enjoying their last day in Barbados)
Jack: I'm kind of sad to see this vacation end.
Cory: I'm not. I couldn't relax this whole damn vacation.
Eric: Me either.
Rachael: Shawn, when are you going to give us our tickets to go back to Philly.
Shawn: I was suppose to get tickets to get back?
Jack: Yeah, the tickets you gave us weren't round trip.
Shawn: I thought they were.
Cory: Don't tell me you forgot.
Shawn: I thought they were round trip.
Topanga: Shawn, we are getting kicked out of our hotel tomorrow at noon and we got nowhere to go!
Shawn: Hey, don't panic. This is what we'll do, we'll try to get some more rooms for another two weeks. We'll get some jobs and be able to buy tickets back to Philly and pay the extra two weeks in the hotel.
Cory: Hey look at the bright side. If we get high paying jobs, we'll be able to buy our airplane tickets, pay the hotel, and still have some extra time on our hands.
Topanga: Yeah, Cory's got a point.
Angela: We have to stay here to more weeks! This place has already given me enough bad memories.
Topanga: Hey, don't worry. Us pregnant women will help each other out.
Jack: So, what kind of job are we getting?
Shawn: I know exactly what we can do.
(Because of Shawn's stupidity, they are all stuck in Barbados for 2 more weeks. Chapter 10 up soon!)
(Topanga looks happy after the news, Angela looks worried, and Cory looks.like Cory)
Cory: See Topanga, you didn't believe me when I said women are just raging sacks of hormones.
Topanga: It takes more than one person to have a baby, you know.
Cory: Now let's not get into who put what into who.
Angela: Come on, this is serious. I'm pregnant.
Topanga: Aren't you happy?
Angela: Sort of, I mean I've always wanted a baby, but not until I'm married. I don't even know who the father is.
Topanga: You're right.
Angela: It's ok for you to have a baby, you're married.
Cory: Well, there is no way to stop it now. I know, I tried it on Topanga when she was sleeping
Topanga: You did what!
Cory: I didn't really do anything, I'm just trying to keep Angela away from abortion.
Topanga: You're right
Cory: Come on Angela, we have to go talk to Eric and Shawn
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(Angela, Cory, and Topanga walk in to see Shawn, Jack and Rachael in Eric and Jack's room. Eric is flirting with the waitresses)
Angela: Can I speak to Shawn and Eric alone?
Rachael: Shawn's right here, but I don't know where Eric is.
Jack: I told you, he is down at the bar flirting with the waitresses.
Angela: Can you go get him? This is important.
Jack: Sure. Come on Rach.
Cory: We'll be leaving now because Topanga saw the buffet and won't leave me alone until we go.
(Everyone's gone except Angela and Shawn)
Shawn: What did you want to tell me?
Angela: Well, I've been feeling sick lately and Cory and Topanga took me to the Doctor.
Shawn: What did he say?
(Jack comes in carrying Eric)
Eric: Let me go! I want to get back to those sexy triplets!
Rachael: Not until Angela tells you what she needed to tell you.
(Jack drops Eric and leaves with Rachael)
Eric: So what did you want to tell us?
Angela: Well, like I was telling Shawn, I've been feeling sick lately and Cory and Topanga took me to the Doctor.
Shawn & Eric: What did he say?
Angela: Well, I'm pregnant.
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(Cory was getting annoyed because Topanga wouldn't leave the buffet)
Cory: Topanga, answer a question for me. How can you eat 2 pizzas, half a cake, and a whole hog if you're only one month pregnant?
Topanga: Hormones?
Cory: Women are pigs.
Waitress: What did you just say?
Cory: I said women are pigs.
Old Lady: No they are not.
Cory: If it wasn't for their looks, men would rule this world.
(There was a Bachorlette party going on next to his table. They had 39 women)
Bachorlette: Is that so? Well let's get him ladies.
Cory: Oh no.
(Forty-two women started attacking Cory. When they moved, Cory was lying on the ground, bruised, and all his clothes were ripped)
Cory: I was wrong, women belong in the WWF.
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(Eric and Shawn are still sitting there, dumbfounded)
Angela: We still don't know who the father is.
Shawn: With my luck it's probably Eric's
Angela: We don't know that for sure.
Eric: Yeah Shawn, it's probably yours.
Angela: The Doctor said we won't know until the baby is born. We might be able to find out sooner if the baby becomes very mature.
Shawn: Nine months till I can rest easy.
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(Everyone is sitting on the beach, enjoying their last day in Barbados)
Jack: I'm kind of sad to see this vacation end.
Cory: I'm not. I couldn't relax this whole damn vacation.
Eric: Me either.
Rachael: Shawn, when are you going to give us our tickets to go back to Philly.
Shawn: I was suppose to get tickets to get back?
Jack: Yeah, the tickets you gave us weren't round trip.
Shawn: I thought they were.
Cory: Don't tell me you forgot.
Shawn: I thought they were round trip.
Topanga: Shawn, we are getting kicked out of our hotel tomorrow at noon and we got nowhere to go!
Shawn: Hey, don't panic. This is what we'll do, we'll try to get some more rooms for another two weeks. We'll get some jobs and be able to buy tickets back to Philly and pay the extra two weeks in the hotel.
Cory: Hey look at the bright side. If we get high paying jobs, we'll be able to buy our airplane tickets, pay the hotel, and still have some extra time on our hands.
Topanga: Yeah, Cory's got a point.
Angela: We have to stay here to more weeks! This place has already given me enough bad memories.
Topanga: Hey, don't worry. Us pregnant women will help each other out.
Jack: So, what kind of job are we getting?
Shawn: I know exactly what we can do.
(Because of Shawn's stupidity, they are all stuck in Barbados for 2 more weeks. Chapter 10 up soon!)