Rant!

By: Digimagic And Sarah!

Again! This is and ranting fic! But now it is also going to be a side story fic! That means I'm going to put in little side stories for fun! So since I'm going to be put in side stories I have to put a disclaimer! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Darn! But someday I will!! Mahahahahahaha! But for now I don't so say goodbye to the evil lawyers. Well on to the fic!

Sarah: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First I like to thank Kathy for reviewing the first chapter and for being my first review I'm giving you a box of chocolates!! Now Digi isn't in this chapter because I tied and locked her up in a safe with Hyper Chibi Mokuba and Hyper Chibi Ryou guarding it! So she isn't going to be joining us anytime soon! YEA!!!!! I'm free!!!! Yes there is going to be a short story in this chapter but not yet later! Umm. I wonder what the others are doing?

*Bakura walks up to Sarah*

Bakura: Where Digimagic?

Sarah: Not here! I'm the only one doing this chapter.

Bakura: You're on your own. You mean free. Oh No! Bye!

*Bakura runs off*

Sarah: Oh well he's annoying anyway. Lets see I don't want to do this chapter by myself. I'll get bored. So I want Yugi to help me!

*Sarah snaps her fingers and Yugi appears in a puff of smoke*

Yugi: Hum. Where am I?

Sarah: Your helping me do my fic?

Yugi: What about Kat?

Sarah: I don't know where she is?

Yugi: Well why don't you try to find her?

Sarah: Cause I'm being lazy and anyway I look for her for three hours yesterday. She wants to help with this fic she will have to come here. It's not my fault her memory sucks!

Yugi: Well you do have a good point there.

Sarah: See! Ha! I'm bad you know it! I'm bad I'll show it!

Yugi: You have been hanging around Joey again haven't you?

Sarah: He's like my brother of course I have!

Yugi: Are you ever going to start that side story?

Sarah: Well I will I just got to think of one first.

Yugi: Do one with Yami and me in it! PLEASE!

*Yugi gives Sarah his all-famous Chibi Eyes*

Sarah: No! Not the Chibi Eyes. Must not give in to eyes. No. Oh darn you Yugi and your Chibi Eyes! Fine I will.

Yugi: Yea!!!!!!!!!

Sarah: Aren't you suppose to be Yami's hikari?

Yugi: Yea and I am.

Sarah: How can you be a hikari and evil at the same time?!?

Yugi: I'm very talented!

Sarah: *mumbles* No your nuts *out loud* Well on to the side story!

Yugi: Did you say something about me Sarah?

Sarah: What do ya mean?

Yugi: I though I heard you say something about me?

Sarah: Your imagination.

Yugi: Maybe *eyes Sarah*

Sarah: Now one to the side story!

*Suddenly you hear Kat yelling 'wait'*

Sarah: Oh their you are I was wondering where you were.

*Suddenly Sarah sees Kat and she is cover in what looks like honey*

Kat: *panting* I'm going to kill Bakura!

Sarah: What did he do this time?

Kat: Lets just say I'm going to be really careful when I open my locker, door, or window.

Sarah: *trying not to giggle* Wow and he's still alive!

Kat: I just haven't seen him yet but when I do he's dead!

Sarah: I think I might fell sorry for Bakura.

Kat: Do.

Sarah: Dang. Well on to the side story ficy thing.

The Side Story ficy thingy:

Yugi walks in to the living room, drops his book bag onto the floor, and collapses onto the couch. Why did school have to have such heavy books? They're way too heavy! Suddenly he hears footsteps coming up the stairs. Yugi tills his head to and sees Yami standing at the top of the stairs, smiling.

Yami: Hello Yugi.

Yugi: Hi Yami.

Yami: School tired you out again.

Yugi: *Sticks out his tongue* Again! You know as well as I do school always tires me out!

Yami: You know Yugi, you prove to me everyday that me not going to school is a bad thing.

Yugi: What'd you mean! You were a Pharaoh your use to it! Yami: Yea but that was 5,000 years ago. This is now.

Yugi: So basically over 5,000 years you've become a lazy bonehead.

Yami: *gives Yugi a funny look* Bonehead?

Yugi: You have bone in you head right?

Yami: *with cocked up an eyebrow* Not funny Yugi.

Yugi: Darn! How the heck do you come up with all those annoying smart alike remarks!?!

Yami: It's for me to know and you to beg me to know.

Yugi: I hate you.

Yami: No you don't.

Yugi: Yes I do.

Yami: Fine then I'll leave.

Yugi: Yea right. You said that last time.

Yami: I did leave too.

Yugi: Yea then I locked the door and started to beg me to come back in.

Yami: I saw fan girls! And that was not funny when you left me out there!

Yugi: Yes it was.

Yami: I had to go to the hospital when they got done with me!

Yugi: Yea but hearing you scream like a girl was worth it!

Yami: Your suppose to be my hikari!

Yugi: Yea well form the way you screamed you could be the hikari.

Yami: Yugi you scare me.

Yugi: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Yami: *eyes Yugi*

Yugi: What is it Yami?

Yami: Nothing *signs* Nothing.

Yugi: *cocks his head side then shrugs* Ok. So what are we having to eat?

Yami: We go from talking about how scary you are to food.

Yugi: I'm hungry.

Yami: Of course. Let me think.

It's Friday and Yugi's grandfather is out of town for the weekend on business So Yugi and Yami have the house to them selves. Which might or might not be a good thing.

Sarah: Their I did the started the side fic! Now to keep it going I need ideas! Anything! It can be way out there and I'll try to work it in! I also need suggestions for what I'm going to call this side ficy thingy. I also need a title for this chapter! So make suggestions! I also what to poll you guys! I what to know if I should change the title of this fic? I yes then what? If not then why? I what to know! I have to know! I also what to know if I should continue! Suggestions, Ideas, and Reviewers will make this fic funnier! Oh yea! Plus if you want to be in this fic or the side ficy thingy or both then tell and I'll try to work you in!

*Suddenly you hear Kat yelling in the back round*

Kat: I'm going to kill Bakura! I can't get this stupid honey out of my hair!

*Suddenly Kat walk up beside Sarah*

Kat: I need your help reviewers! I need you to make suggestions on how the heck I can get this stupid honey out of my hair!! HELP ME!

Sarah: Review and tell me what you think!

Yugi: I'm the one that ends this fic!

Sarah: Oh yea! Sorry Yugi. Take us out!

Yugi: Thank you. Now Review and tell me how cute I am and give me lots Yami lots gifts!

Sarah: Yami paid you to say that didn't he?

Yugi: No! He's black mailing me! Holding my Dark Magicians and Dark Magician Girl hostage!

Sarah: Dang that sucks.

Yugi: Very*growls* Well review and tell Sarah and me what you think! Oh Yea! Sarah also wants to know if she should let Digi come back for the next chappie!