Typical Day in the Life of an Inu Hanyou:
5 AM: Watch Sunrise from tree
5:30 AM: Try unsuccessfully to wake up the "Dead to the World Kagome"
5:40 AM: Grab the Brat to work out frustration on
5:45 AM: Get Sat a couple of times by the now alert Kagome for hitting her precious Shippo
5:46 AM: Self-preservation kicks in after dirt death threats and I leave the humans sleeping for another hour
6:46 AM: Monk is hit for trying to grope while the girls are sleeping, affectively shortening his lifespan further
7 AM: Eat Ramen
7:30 AM: Nag at the others to search for Shards
8 AM: Hike
11 AM: Rest for the pathetic humans and brat
11:15 AM: Watch the monk scream in agony as he's beaten to a bloody pulp by the women
12 PM: Eat Ramen
12:30 PM: Psychos on power trips demand my Jewel Shards
12:31 PM: Kill evil bastards that want to steal my Jewel Shards
1 PM: Seek out and kill evil bastards that have any of my Jewel Shards
3 PM: Clean up casualties, dig graves (For no pay and no shards of course, 'cause its the 'right' thing to do')
3:45 PM: Monk suckers local innkeeper into feeding us and paying for our services, then robs him blind
5 PM: Villagers start throwing rocks shouting "It's a demon. Kill it!"
5:30 PM: Sulk in a tree outside village because Kagome sat me for growling at said stupid villagers
5:35 PM: One of Naraku's fucked up kids shows up out of nowhere to deliver a cryptic message
5:40 PM: They escape laughing maniacally (not as good as my evil laugh)
5:45 PM: Sunset
6 PM: Psycho ex-girlfriend attempts to drag me to hell with her (yet again)
6:15 PM: Wench runs away crying for something I said to Kikyo
6:30 PM: Wench gets kidnapped by another bastard after my Jewel Shards
7 PM: The grooup searches for the stupid girl who managed to get herself captured
8 PM: We find her at some evil Lord's castle and kick posessed demon ass
8:30 PM: On the way to another village my bastard half-brother shows up with that toad thing of his and demands Tetsusaiga
(what else is new?)
9 PM: Cut off brother's newest arm and send him on his way
10 PM: Monk's holy power kicks in as we near the largest castle in the area
10:30 PM: The excorsism is successful and we finally get some food
10:45 PM: I get sat for beating up Shippo; everyone else goes to bed to get ready for the next cycle of demons
11 PM: Sleep
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A/N: Just a one shot I thought of today during Latin. Please Review.
5 AM: Watch Sunrise from tree
5:30 AM: Try unsuccessfully to wake up the "Dead to the World Kagome"
5:40 AM: Grab the Brat to work out frustration on
5:45 AM: Get Sat a couple of times by the now alert Kagome for hitting her precious Shippo
5:46 AM: Self-preservation kicks in after dirt death threats and I leave the humans sleeping for another hour
6:46 AM: Monk is hit for trying to grope while the girls are sleeping, affectively shortening his lifespan further
7 AM: Eat Ramen
7:30 AM: Nag at the others to search for Shards
8 AM: Hike
11 AM: Rest for the pathetic humans and brat
11:15 AM: Watch the monk scream in agony as he's beaten to a bloody pulp by the women
12 PM: Eat Ramen
12:30 PM: Psychos on power trips demand my Jewel Shards
12:31 PM: Kill evil bastards that want to steal my Jewel Shards
1 PM: Seek out and kill evil bastards that have any of my Jewel Shards
3 PM: Clean up casualties, dig graves (For no pay and no shards of course, 'cause its the 'right' thing to do')
3:45 PM: Monk suckers local innkeeper into feeding us and paying for our services, then robs him blind
5 PM: Villagers start throwing rocks shouting "It's a demon. Kill it!"
5:30 PM: Sulk in a tree outside village because Kagome sat me for growling at said stupid villagers
5:35 PM: One of Naraku's fucked up kids shows up out of nowhere to deliver a cryptic message
5:40 PM: They escape laughing maniacally (not as good as my evil laugh)
5:45 PM: Sunset
6 PM: Psycho ex-girlfriend attempts to drag me to hell with her (yet again)
6:15 PM: Wench runs away crying for something I said to Kikyo
6:30 PM: Wench gets kidnapped by another bastard after my Jewel Shards
7 PM: The grooup searches for the stupid girl who managed to get herself captured
8 PM: We find her at some evil Lord's castle and kick posessed demon ass
8:30 PM: On the way to another village my bastard half-brother shows up with that toad thing of his and demands Tetsusaiga
(what else is new?)
9 PM: Cut off brother's newest arm and send him on his way
10 PM: Monk's holy power kicks in as we near the largest castle in the area
10:30 PM: The excorsism is successful and we finally get some food
10:45 PM: I get sat for beating up Shippo; everyone else goes to bed to get ready for the next cycle of demons
11 PM: Sleep
~*~
A/N: Just a one shot I thought of today during Latin. Please Review.