(rain pours over the city of Tokyo)
(scene opens to Kaji's apartment)
(Kaji snoozes on his couch snoring with nothing on but his boxers)
(snot bubble pops from his nose)
(suddenly the doorbell rings)
Kaji: (opends his eyes and groans)
Kaji: (sits up and stretches out)
Kaji: (yawns and reaches down in his boxers and scratches himself) (gives himself another stretch) (knocking at the door)
Person at the door: Yo, Kaji, you there?
Kaji: (gets up and puts a pair of pants on) Yeah, I'm here, hold on a sec! (zips up his zipper)
Kaji: (rubs his face and scratches his butt) (walks up to the door and opends it)
(Shinji and Toji appear at the door)
Shinji and Toji: Hello!
Kaji: Hey guys!
Toji: Man, it's about time you answered the door. Sleeping?
Kaji: (stretches out his back) Mmmm..yeah, kinda had a few drinks last night and that's about all I remember. I think I got a hangover.
Shinji and Toji: (both say to themselves) .....tell us something we don't already know...
Kaji: Well anyway guys, come in.
(Shinji and Toji both take off their shoes and enter the apartment)
Kaji: (picks up an old wife beaters shirt and slips in on) Hey, you two can just relax in the living room. I will be back in a few with some drinks.
(Shinji and Toji both notice Kaji's living room covered in beer cans, trash and rappers from food, adult magazines, and etc.)
Shinji: ...wow Kaji must have had some party last night. (clears the trash off the sofa)
Toji: (laughs to himself) Yeah...(clears off sofa also)
(both sit down relaxed)
Toji: Shingi?
Shinji: Yeah?
Toji: I wanna ask you something.
Shinji: Okay..
Toji: Did you ever nail Asuka?
Shinji: (shocked)...Ahh..No! I have never done anything like that in my life!
Toji: Rei?
Shinji: (embarrassed) No!
Toji: (laughs) Haha, I'm just messing with you.
Shinji: Alright, how about you?
Toji: Ahhh..(disappointed)....(sighs)...no..
Toji: (embarrassed) Please lets change the convo.
Shinji: (sighs and lays back) Umm...Toji?
Toji: Yeah Shinji?
Shinji: I..uhh...well.(starts to stutter)
Toji: What is it? It about Asuka?
Shinji: (blushes)...yes..
Toji: Aww..Shinji, come on, you can tell me anything. I swear to God I won't tell.
Shinji: (plays with fingers) (so embarrassed he starts sweating)
Shinji: Well, you see ever since I first met Asuka I had a feeling or her.
Toji: Mmmm hmmm. (listens carefully)
Shinji: (gulps) I just have a feeling for her, a strong one that I just can't explain.
Toji: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd.....
Shinji: She's a really cute and outgoing person, but she just gets so pissed off and loses her temper over the stupidest things.
Toji: Well Shinji, I understand you, I understand you good. I know how you feel about her.
Shinji: (blushes) (shocked)...y..you do?
Toji: (nodes head)
Shinji: So..umm...what do you think I should do?
Toji: Well, I can only give you my full honest opinion.
Shinji: What is it?
Toji: You sure you wanna hear it?
Shinji: Yes I'm sure.
Toji: Positive?
Shinji: Yes, yes I'm positive, please tell me!
Toji: Okay...what you should do is....
Shinji: (leans closer to him)
Toji: ...ask someone else who knows more than I do about these kind of things.
Shinji: (speechless) (sighs)..ohh..(puts head down)
Toji: (laughs and gives Shingi a pat on the back) Sorry man, Really, I am.
Shinji: (puts had up and makes a faint smile) It..it's okay.
Toji: Hey I'm gonna go see if Kaji has any movies to watch. Come on and help me look for some.
Shinji: Alright.
(both get up and walk towards the cabinet under Kaji's TV)
Toji: (points down to the cabinet) I think this is where he keeps his movies.
Toji: (grabs handle and tries to pull the door open) (groans) It...wont open!
Shinji: Here let me help you. (grabs handle and pulls too)
Toji: Okay, at the count of three give it your best pull.
Toji: Ready, 1....2...3!
(both pull at once and the door burst open with an ass load of porn tapes covering the floor)
(both look at each other and then looks at all the porn)
Toji: Well....umm..it's opened now...
To Be Continued
(scene opens to Kaji's apartment)
(Kaji snoozes on his couch snoring with nothing on but his boxers)
(snot bubble pops from his nose)
(suddenly the doorbell rings)
Kaji: (opends his eyes and groans)
Kaji: (sits up and stretches out)
Kaji: (yawns and reaches down in his boxers and scratches himself) (gives himself another stretch) (knocking at the door)
Person at the door: Yo, Kaji, you there?
Kaji: (gets up and puts a pair of pants on) Yeah, I'm here, hold on a sec! (zips up his zipper)
Kaji: (rubs his face and scratches his butt) (walks up to the door and opends it)
(Shinji and Toji appear at the door)
Shinji and Toji: Hello!
Kaji: Hey guys!
Toji: Man, it's about time you answered the door. Sleeping?
Kaji: (stretches out his back) Mmmm..yeah, kinda had a few drinks last night and that's about all I remember. I think I got a hangover.
Shinji and Toji: (both say to themselves) .....tell us something we don't already know...
Kaji: Well anyway guys, come in.
(Shinji and Toji both take off their shoes and enter the apartment)
Kaji: (picks up an old wife beaters shirt and slips in on) Hey, you two can just relax in the living room. I will be back in a few with some drinks.
(Shinji and Toji both notice Kaji's living room covered in beer cans, trash and rappers from food, adult magazines, and etc.)
Shinji: ...wow Kaji must have had some party last night. (clears the trash off the sofa)
Toji: (laughs to himself) Yeah...(clears off sofa also)
(both sit down relaxed)
Toji: Shingi?
Shinji: Yeah?
Toji: I wanna ask you something.
Shinji: Okay..
Toji: Did you ever nail Asuka?
Shinji: (shocked)...Ahh..No! I have never done anything like that in my life!
Toji: Rei?
Shinji: (embarrassed) No!
Toji: (laughs) Haha, I'm just messing with you.
Shinji: Alright, how about you?
Toji: Ahhh..(disappointed)....(sighs)...no..
Toji: (embarrassed) Please lets change the convo.
Shinji: (sighs and lays back) Umm...Toji?
Toji: Yeah Shinji?
Shinji: I..uhh...well.(starts to stutter)
Toji: What is it? It about Asuka?
Shinji: (blushes)...yes..
Toji: Aww..Shinji, come on, you can tell me anything. I swear to God I won't tell.
Shinji: (plays with fingers) (so embarrassed he starts sweating)
Shinji: Well, you see ever since I first met Asuka I had a feeling or her.
Toji: Mmmm hmmm. (listens carefully)
Shinji: (gulps) I just have a feeling for her, a strong one that I just can't explain.
Toji: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd.....
Shinji: She's a really cute and outgoing person, but she just gets so pissed off and loses her temper over the stupidest things.
Toji: Well Shinji, I understand you, I understand you good. I know how you feel about her.
Shinji: (blushes) (shocked)...y..you do?
Toji: (nodes head)
Shinji: So..umm...what do you think I should do?
Toji: Well, I can only give you my full honest opinion.
Shinji: What is it?
Toji: You sure you wanna hear it?
Shinji: Yes I'm sure.
Toji: Positive?
Shinji: Yes, yes I'm positive, please tell me!
Toji: Okay...what you should do is....
Shinji: (leans closer to him)
Toji: ...ask someone else who knows more than I do about these kind of things.
Shinji: (speechless) (sighs)..ohh..(puts head down)
Toji: (laughs and gives Shingi a pat on the back) Sorry man, Really, I am.
Shinji: (puts had up and makes a faint smile) It..it's okay.
Toji: Hey I'm gonna go see if Kaji has any movies to watch. Come on and help me look for some.
Shinji: Alright.
(both get up and walk towards the cabinet under Kaji's TV)
Toji: (points down to the cabinet) I think this is where he keeps his movies.
Toji: (grabs handle and tries to pull the door open) (groans) It...wont open!
Shinji: Here let me help you. (grabs handle and pulls too)
Toji: Okay, at the count of three give it your best pull.
Toji: Ready, 1....2...3!
(both pull at once and the door burst open with an ass load of porn tapes covering the floor)
(both look at each other and then looks at all the porn)
Toji: Well....umm..it's opened now...
To Be Continued