Chapter 9
A/N 1) Howdy all! This is Vanessa, and since I'm the one typing this fic, I'd like to take the time to thank all of the reviewers thus far.
Frodo's Wife: Whoa! You can have him! In 8th grade I had this whole Frodo/Elijah Wood obsession. But that was then. When Christy and I wrote this I was in my Pippin/Billy Boyd phase. But now, I'm in love with Aragorn (not Viggo, because he doesn't have the sexy goatee thingy). So you can have Frodo.
Saiyan Jalapeno: Thank you!!!
Sparkly-Purple-Babe: Wow! That's a cool name! Anyway, here's more.
A/N 2) (Christy) I hate English! I think I have writers block! Ahh!! So if this chapter sux that's why.
Disclaimer: We own nothing except what you do not recognize in the story.
After several weeks of walking we reached a hill, covered in stones and boulders, in the shadow of the Misty Mountains.
"We will rest here for a while, then continue on our path to the Gap of Rohan," Gandalf told the fellowship.
"Finally!" I exclaimed in relief, dropping onto one of the large white rocks.
"I know. My feet are killing me!" Vanessa agreed, complaining because, after all, misery loves company. And for out complaining all we received was a dirty look from Gandalf. Then Vanessa got an offer from Gimli. "I'll massage your feet for you, Vanessa."
"No, umm that's OK. I just need to sit down for a minute."
"The offer still stands, if you ever need a massage."
"Uh…thanks," Nessa told him. "Man, that's just creepy!" she whispered to me.
"I know. Gimli's got a crush on you!" I teased her.
"Shut up," she told me darkly, then smiled as Pippin sat down next to her. As soon as Pippin sat down, I felt a pair of arms snake their way around my waist.
"Hello, beautiful," I heard in my ear. "How are you feeling?"
"Fine. Yourself?" I asked as he sat down next to me, after giving me a kiss of course.
"Great," he said.
"I'm doing well too, if anybody cares!" Pippin interjected.
"Vanessa, you're rubbing off on that hobbit waaayyy too much," I said laughing.
"Oh look! Boromir's got his sword out, Merry. Let's go see if he'll teach us more swordplay!" Pippin begged his cousin.
Merry rolled his eyes, "OK," and the two walked off together.
"And you, Missy, are rubbing off way too much on that hobbit!"
"Yeah, well…at least they'll be well trained by the time the quest is over…" and with that we both started laughing.
Soon, Boromir, after having been begged for five minutes by Pippin, was putting the hobbit through their paces.
The whole thing with Boromir 'accidentally' hitting Pippin and Merry and Pippin attacking Boromir happened. (I, Vanessa, don't feel like writing it out because it is way too late and we all know how and why it started. So I see no point in typing it if you all know what I'm talking about. Thank you for your time, and I will drop you off at the next stop. Have a safe and fun time here in the Hobbitgirls' world. )
Frodo and Sam just looked incredulously at them, while Vanessa and I were laughing our bloody heads off. (I, Vanessa, randomly placed the word 'bloody' there even though Christy did not write it in the spiral. So that, my friends, was my doing, not hers. Mine.)
"Gentlemen, that's enough," Strider said, trying to help the other man (Meanwhile, Vanessa is drooling because Aragorn is so hot!). Merry and Pippin looked at each other, and pulled Strider's legs out from under him.
"That's my hobbit!" I said laughing, but stopped as I saw Legolas leap over the rocks (Again, Vanessa begins to drool).
"What is it?" Merry/Pippin asked.
"It's nothing. Just a wisp of cloud," Gimli answered.
"It's moving fast…against the wind," said Boromir, rising from his seat.
"Crebain, from Dunland! Hide!" Legolas told us urgently. We all quickly got our packs and hid, me with Merry, Vanessa with Pip, etcetera.
A/N: What happens now, Ness? Sorry, the bell's gonna ring and you said that you wanted the spiral.
A/N2: Hey! Nessa here. I hit the button and whole butt load off extra white space popped up at the bottom. Now what do I do? So the chapter looks a lot longer than it really is. Just ignore it, it was my mistake.