Chapter 11 A/N: That's the second time you've done that to me, Vanessa! It's just like you to leave me at a place like that. I need to reiterate something really quick- I HATE ENGLISH!!! Anyways, on with the Author's Note. Answer to your question, yes, orcs are pretty! Eheheh! Oh, its WWE smack down in Middle- Earth! You're a/N was rather...interesting. On with the story! A/N2: Umm...Vanessa here again. In case you were wondering, the 'Eheheh' thing was spelled right. On of our best friend, Narmeen, (who crossed over to the dark side, Klein High School not Klein Oak High School) came up with that. Because when she would write hehe it would always come out eheh. So, we have continued to do that in her honor. I just wanted to thank all the reviewers thus far: Lomadia/jereriviel: Thank you! Here's an update for you. DarkWitch: I'm glad Michelle agrees (he is pretty cute!) I think Christy e- mailed you with everything else. Thank you! Disclaimer: We own nothing. Sorry. "And stay away from my woman!" Pippin was yelling. His face was red, from the cold and from yelling at Gimli. "OK, I'm sorry," Gimli whimpered, a bit flustered by being told off by someone smaller and younger than himself. "Ah, poor sexy," Vanessa whispered maliciously to me, a dark smile playing at he lips, but I wasn't listening, as I was talking with Merry. "Would you do that for me?" I asked, pointing at Pippin telling Gimli off. "Yes," he whispered back. Then the implication hit him. "Who's been hitting on you?!" he demanded to know. "No one. I was just wondering," I answered flirtatiously. "Good, cuz you're all mine," he said kissing me. (As I have stated before, ME GUSTO!!) "Are you just going to stand there? Or are you coming on the quest?" Gandalf asked crossly. "Geez, someone's got a stick up their butt! What's his problem anyway?" I said in a sotto voice, only loud enough for Merry and Sam to hear. Sam laughed. "He's just jealous. Merry has you, Pippin has Vanessa, Strider has Arwen(ch), I bet Boromir and Legolas have ladies, Frodo likes someone back home, and I have Rosie (here he got a dreamy look on his face, then remembered where he was), and he and Gimli don't have lasses." (A/N: Was that a run-on sentence or what?! All well, I don't care! Your problem!) "That's probably true," I answered as Gimli ran past and said something about the walls of Moria and Gandalf commented about "their own masters can't even find them, blah, blah, blah" to which Legolas made a snide reply. "Why doesn't that surprise me?" he asked, rolling his eyes. Vanessa and I giggled. Soon Gandalf was sitting down in confusion. "I don't know how to open the bloody door!" he murmured. "'Speak, FRIEND, and enter'. What do you suppose that means?" Merry said pointedly to Gandalf. (A/N: Hey Merry does solve the riddle and I love that line so :P). "Mellon," said Gandalf. "Good job, young Meriadoc," he added grudgingly after the doors opened. "He he. You showed him!" I whispered, drawing a smile from him. "This is no mine. It's a tomb!" Boromir was saying in shock. "Get out of here!" We were backing out as the Watcher grabbed Frodo and dragged him out of Moria. "Ahhh!! Strider! Help me!" Frodo screamed and we all rushed out to help. A/N: Your turn! Take it away Nessie! A/N2: Howdy all! Why have we not been receiving any reviews? Maybe I should change the summary around a bit. But you guys need to read the first fic first to get this one. Maybe, maybe not. I dunno. Anyway, if anyone is reading this, would you mind reviewing? It would really make my day. PEACE! Yeah, that was directed to you George W. Bush. I still love you though! Not like that people. Sheesh. My stupid computer left a whole bunch of space here so I'm taking it up. Did you guys know that we wrote this at the beginning of the school year? Well sorta. So this is pretty old. I'm out of my Pippin stage and now I'm at Aragorn. We have already written a third the fourth story but they do not follow this plot line at all. The third was supposed to be a stand alone fic but we decided to write a sequel to it. Well, that's all the useless info I'm (Vanessa) going to give to you today. (Hehehe! I, Christy, have fixed that problem!)