Morning After
By: DekotaSkye
DISCLAIMER: I don't own the characters, the Jim Henson Company does, and.whoever else. Just using them for a moment. Last part of Discovery, Surprise, Surprise, Explanations. Rated: PG-shippy
"John, what are you doing out here?"
"Sleeping."
"Why?"
"I don't know the floor is comfortable. My back is out and I needed a hard surface to sleep on. What do you think?"
"Aeryn?"
"Yeah."
"Are you going to just lay there?"
"No. Ah, hey, can you give me a hand up?"
"What did she do throw you out into the corridor?"
"Yeah! I learned a very important lesson last night."
"What's that?"
"Never, ever turn your back on Aeryn Sun when she is mad."
"Here?"
"Ahhh! My back! No, so fast. Man, I'm going to be the pretzel man the rest of the weeken."
"Well, it's a good thing she pregnant then."
"What do you mean by that?"
"She want be demanding you to perform for her in your condition for a weeken or so."
"Ha-ha! Very funny."
"Have you seen her this morning yet?
"No, and I'm aint in a hurry too."
"Chiana wants to know if we could keep the book a little longer?"
"You can have the frelling thing! I never want to see another one the rest of my life. I tell you what, I'll make it a gift of all the other ones too."
"What did you say to make her so mad at you?
"After she put the kids to bed and we knew they were still there. She kept her promise and preceded to tell me what was on her mind and more."
"What did you say?"
"I'm not sure but it didn't go over well."
"And?"
"She started to cry, you know what pregnant women can be like, anyway she said I didn't find her attractive any longer so I have to turn to naked tralks in a book. I try to tell her it wasn't like that."
"That is all you said?"
"No, I was backing up, trying to say that. Then she tears into me about the kids finding the frelling thing."
"She can't blame you for what the children did."
"Hey, what can I say the woman was on a roll. The only thing she didn't blame me for was the Great Bang. Woman."
"When did she throw you out of your quarters?"
"The last thing I remember, I responded something sarcastic after she makes a nasty comment about men. I turned my back on her to leave the room. The next thing I knew I was flying through the air, hit something hard, and then you."
"What are you going to do to get back into her good grass?"
"What? Oh, you mean good graces. What any self respective man would do."
"When do you expect to start?"
"As soon as I can stand up straight and you keep the kids busy for the next arn or so."
"You must really be getting go at doing that."
"Hey, I could write a book on it. I've got the graveling down to a science."
"Hi, babe. How are you feeling this morning?"
"Hi, John darling. I feel much better after the workout I had last night."
"Yeah, I know what you mean. Ahh, my back, frell."
"Daddy, what's wrong with you back?"
"Yeah, Daddy, why were you sleeping out in the corridor?"
"Oh, I was just helping your mother with her workout last night. I sort of hurt my back and found that the floor felt good to sleep on. If you two are finished D'Argo is going to teach you about something on.."
"You two have been wanting to learn about Lola and I thought you might want to start now."
"Oh right!"
"Cool."
"John, if you're going to gravel?"
"If I must, I will you know? I do love you and only you. I gave the books to D'Argo and Chiana. I don't need.oomph"
Silence prevails.
If you are wonder about the silence.well what can one say when they are being kissed..
Finis
.
By: DekotaSkye
DISCLAIMER: I don't own the characters, the Jim Henson Company does, and.whoever else. Just using them for a moment. Last part of Discovery, Surprise, Surprise, Explanations. Rated: PG-shippy
"John, what are you doing out here?"
"Sleeping."
"Why?"
"I don't know the floor is comfortable. My back is out and I needed a hard surface to sleep on. What do you think?"
"Aeryn?"
"Yeah."
"Are you going to just lay there?"
"No. Ah, hey, can you give me a hand up?"
"What did she do throw you out into the corridor?"
"Yeah! I learned a very important lesson last night."
"What's that?"
"Never, ever turn your back on Aeryn Sun when she is mad."
"Here?"
"Ahhh! My back! No, so fast. Man, I'm going to be the pretzel man the rest of the weeken."
"Well, it's a good thing she pregnant then."
"What do you mean by that?"
"She want be demanding you to perform for her in your condition for a weeken or so."
"Ha-ha! Very funny."
"Have you seen her this morning yet?
"No, and I'm aint in a hurry too."
"Chiana wants to know if we could keep the book a little longer?"
"You can have the frelling thing! I never want to see another one the rest of my life. I tell you what, I'll make it a gift of all the other ones too."
"What did you say to make her so mad at you?
"After she put the kids to bed and we knew they were still there. She kept her promise and preceded to tell me what was on her mind and more."
"What did you say?"
"I'm not sure but it didn't go over well."
"And?"
"She started to cry, you know what pregnant women can be like, anyway she said I didn't find her attractive any longer so I have to turn to naked tralks in a book. I try to tell her it wasn't like that."
"That is all you said?"
"No, I was backing up, trying to say that. Then she tears into me about the kids finding the frelling thing."
"She can't blame you for what the children did."
"Hey, what can I say the woman was on a roll. The only thing she didn't blame me for was the Great Bang. Woman."
"When did she throw you out of your quarters?"
"The last thing I remember, I responded something sarcastic after she makes a nasty comment about men. I turned my back on her to leave the room. The next thing I knew I was flying through the air, hit something hard, and then you."
"What are you going to do to get back into her good grass?"
"What? Oh, you mean good graces. What any self respective man would do."
"When do you expect to start?"
"As soon as I can stand up straight and you keep the kids busy for the next arn or so."
"You must really be getting go at doing that."
"Hey, I could write a book on it. I've got the graveling down to a science."
"Hi, babe. How are you feeling this morning?"
"Hi, John darling. I feel much better after the workout I had last night."
"Yeah, I know what you mean. Ahh, my back, frell."
"Daddy, what's wrong with you back?"
"Yeah, Daddy, why were you sleeping out in the corridor?"
"Oh, I was just helping your mother with her workout last night. I sort of hurt my back and found that the floor felt good to sleep on. If you two are finished D'Argo is going to teach you about something on.."
"You two have been wanting to learn about Lola and I thought you might want to start now."
"Oh right!"
"Cool."
"John, if you're going to gravel?"
"If I must, I will you know? I do love you and only you. I gave the books to D'Argo and Chiana. I don't need.oomph"
Silence prevails.
If you are wonder about the silence.well what can one say when they are being kissed..
Finis
.