Chapter 14

A/N: Why did you get Haldir? I want him too!! I think I will get him. Well, maybe not. But believe you me; I will get another man by the end of this fic. Ha ha he he. *Insert evil laughter here* *Shakes butt* Hello? Yeah, umm…yeah. Onward ho!

Disclaimer: Do I really have to? I think by now you know that this belongs to the almighty Tolkien. And no, I still have not caught those pesky elves. But I will someday!

Legolas: *leans against a tree* No you won't.

Me: Yes I will. Where did the tree come from?

Haldir: I brought it.

Me: Why?
Haldir: Because I felt like it.

Me: …

Haldir: It reminds me of home.

Me and Legolas: -.-

Haldir: What? I miss my mommy!!

Legolas: Me too!!!

Haldir and Legolas: *crying hysterically on each other's shoulder*

Me: Right… I think I'll leave you two alone.

Haldir and Legolas: Mommy!!

The next morning Pip awoke with a start. Someone had kicked him. It happened again.

"Pip!" Merry whispered and kicked him again.

"Uhh…What?" he yawned.

"We need o talk."

"It's too early. We can talk in the morning. Besides," he points at me. "I can't just wake her up, she's tired too."

"Pippin," I grumbled. "Just go. You know how persistent he is. He won't leave you alone until you go with him."

"Alright," he said, giving me a kiss. "Go back to sleep, I'll be back soon."

Merry and Pippin went off to a somewhat secluded area so they could talk in private.

"Pippin, I don't think Christy loves me anymore. I saw her go off with that elf, Haldir or something, last night. She kissed him! What did I do to make her do that?!"

"She kissed him?! You must have done something to make her mad," Pippin said. "I'll try talking to Vanessa tonight. I'm sure Christy will have told her everything."

"Thank you, cousin," Merry said, patting Pippin's back and heading back to camp. He felt better; he would know everything by nightfall.

"Is everything OK?" I asked, rolling over a little bit so Pippin could lie down and I could lie on top of him again.

"For now," he answered, playing with my hair. "Go back to sleep, you still have a few hours left."

A few hours later I was awaken by Strider instead of Pippin. I opened my eyes and found 8 eyes staring back at me (Pippin, Strider, Gimli, and Christy). "What?"

"You were screaming in your sleep," Christy answered.

"Again?! I thought I had stopped." Ever since I was 8 (this is true) I have had this dream but I can't remember it. I always wake up screaming. "I'm alright, guys. I'm alright."
"Are you sure?" Strider asked me, doubtfully.

"Yeah, I'm just a little shaken up."

"It's OK now," Pippin said, sitting next to me and putting him arms around me.

The others walked away and I laid my head against Pippin. (I wanna go home! I'm in my Algebra class trying to "finish" my homework. This looks like math, right?)

Two hours later we were ready to leave the evil witch/moth/demon/evil Lady's home. (A/N: Don't ask about the moth thing. It's an inside joke)

"On the road again! Something, something, something da da da da da! I don't know the words but I don't care! Because I'm on the road again!"

"Vanessa…shut…up!" Christy said through clenched teeth. "You're going to drive me insane!"

"Even more than you are now?" I asked helpfully.

"Yes! Now shut up."

"OK." I was silent.

About two minutes later we heard someone humming the song.

"Vanessa…"

"What?! It's not me! Honest!"

"Tis I! Gimli, son of Glóin, son of…"

"That's great, but a little more than we needed to know. You could've stopped after 'Tis I!'" I said.

"Oh, well. Tis I! It's a very catchy tune."

Then the mean old moth-lady gave the fellowship their gifts and walked up to Christy and I. She kept on walking.

"Umm…hey…yeah. You kind of forgot some people," I called after her.

"You aren't part of the fellowship. You don't get anything."

"We are too!" Christy yelled defensively.

"Oh, fine. Here, take a belt or something."

"Yeah, thanks," I mumbled.

"Whatever," and she walked away and got inside her spiffy swan boat.

"I really don't like her," I said to Pippin.

"On the road again!" Gimli started to sing again.

"Shut up!!!" everyone (save Gimli) shouted.

A/N: I'm sorry it was so bad. But you said you wanted this and I couldn't think. And also I'm watching Sweet Home Alabama in yearbook. It's pretty good so far. Anyways, your turn. Gooo…Christy! Cheerleader mode button was pushed by John last period. I wish Vincent would stop following me. It's getting kinda creepy. Whatever, I hope you guys review. I didn't think this chapter was THAT bad. :P