Warning, I do not own evangelion or any of its character, the only thing I own is the waiter ^^;;; this is my first story, otherwise please be nice if you want to review ^^ and I got this idea from one of my school homework so I bid you a nice stay! And may I comment that they are kinda out of character! Everything is exaggerated!

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~ It was a nice day and all the five children were chilling out in a random café in Tokyo-3. But then some waiter accidentally trips and spills juice on Rei Ayanami~

Waiter: I'm awfully sorry, I'll get a cloth for you.

Asuka: HOW COULD YOU! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?

~The waiter gets freaked out.~

Touji: Calm Asuka. its just some juice, I'm sure Rei wont mind.

Asuka: JUST SOME JUICE? I'm sick and tired of watching wondergirl just sitting there doing absolutely nothing about it!

~Asuka turns to the waiter~

Asuka: Who's the manager? I want to see him! This is an outrage! People like you clumsy fools should get sacked!

Kaworu: I think your going a bit too far Asuka, its only juice.

~Asuka goes wild~

Asuka: JUST SOME JUICE? IT COULD HAVE BEEN ACID! WONDERGIRL COULD HAVE DIED! Not that I care if she did.

Shinji: REI'S GOING TO DIE? WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FIRST I FIND THAT FATHER WAS USING ME, WE ARE GOING TO DIE FROM THE THRID IMPACT AND REI'S GOING TO DIE????

~Shinji burst into tears.~

Rei: .

Asuka: SHES NOT GOING TO DIE YOU IDOIT!

Shinji: She's not?

Kaworu: No Shinji

Shinji stops crying and smiles

Shinji: O happy days ^^

Asuka: But you do relies this waiter still isn't going to get away with this.

Touji: O stop it already.

Asuka: MAKE ME.

Touji: FINE!

Asuka: FINE!

Touji: FINE!

Asuka: FINE

~several minutes have passed~

Kaworu: I'm tired of this. come on Shinji, lets go.

Asuka and Touji are still arguing.

Asuka: DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT WONDERGIRL? SHE COULD HAVE DIED! IT WAS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH!

Shinji: Rei's dead? WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shinji starts crying again and Kaworu gets a sweatdrop.

Kaworu: Come on Rei. Lets go home.

~Kaworu looks for Rei, shes not in sight~

Kaworu: *sigh* a trip for lemon tea has turned into this *sweatdrop*

Waiter: Can I go now?

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So what do you think? Good or bad? Please give me a response! But in the meantime! Thanks for reading! ^^ you have made me a happy person ^^;;;