Disclaimer: *Yugi comes out*
Yugi: Hiyas! *listening to MP3 player and starts singing* Rainy day man, your much more than a friend! I would give anything just to see you again!! *is a good singer*
Doom: Um? Yugi? Even though you're a very good singer and you look extra kawaii singing, I need the disclaimer so I won't get sued.
Yugi: *not listening* Rainy day man on your shoulder I cry!
Doom: Well, if you don't do the disclaimer, I won't write any fluff with you and Yami...I won't continue "Fluff is Good" either, and you won't have any fluff!!!
Yugi: *gasp* Nani?!?! *talking really fast* Doom doesn't own it, but if she did, I would get a lot more action! *giggle*
Everyone: Awwwww!!! *hypnotized by Yugi's kawaii giggle* He's so cute!!
Yami: *appears out of nowhere* No!! He's mine!! Stay away!! *scoops Yugi up and carries him away to...somewhere ::wink wink::*
Spat-Spat: Let's start this thing already!!
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Yugi and Yami: *huggling*
Jou and Seto: *kissing*
Marik and Malik: *making out*
Bakura and Ryou: *umm...how should I put this? uhh...moaning, screaming, and doing vigorous "activities"*
Ryan: Wow, that's a lot of yaoi! We need a plot, though.
Doom: I've got one.
Ryan: *shocked* REALLY?!?
Doom: Yep. It's evil. *snaps fingers*
*goes dark again*
Seto: Shit!
Jou: What happened?
Ryou and Bakura: *notice the lights, slip their clothes back on and come out*
Yami: DOOM!!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?
*cricket chirp*
Yugi: Uh-oh...that girl never stops talking, she must have left us here...in the dark!!
*lights turn on*
Ryou: Oh, good- AHHH!!!!
Everyone else: *looks around* AHHH!!
*The YGo bishies have been transported to a big field with pink bunnies, flowers, sugar-free candy (A/N *shudder), smiling woodland creatures, and magical floating hearts*
Malik: It's...ANZU LAND!! AHHH!!! THE HORROR!!! THE HORROR!! *faints*
Marik: Hikari!!! *catches Malik*
Yugi: It's scary....*huddles next to Yami*
Yami: *holding Yugi* That damn authoress!! I knew she was up to something!
Anzu: *pops up* YAMI!!! Hello, cutie!!! *glomps Yami*
Yami: ACK!!! GERMS!!!
Yugi: Hey!!! *hits Anzu over the head*
Anzu: *is unaffected*
Bakura: Ok, enough of this girl!! *grabs Anzu by the collar* HOW DO WE GET OUTTA HERE?!?
Anzu: You can't....MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Doom: So? Wadja think?
Yugi: You transported us to Anzu Land!!! You're even more evil than I thought!!
Yami: *deep in thought*
Ryou: I agree with Yugi!!! I'm scared to death by HER, that place is everything about her!! I'm gonna die!! *starts sobbing*
Bakura: Grrr...Doom, you made my hikari cry!!!!!! I'm so gonna kill you!! *cradles Ryou in is arms*
Yami: *deep in thought*
Marik: *holding Malik still* Malik still hasn't woken up, too!!
*fight breaks out involving Doom, Marik, and Bakura*
Ryan: *grabs popcorn, pours pixi-stix sugar all over it, and sits down to watch the fight*
Spat-Spat: Hey, Yugi, you're yami as been awfully quiet.
Yugi: Yeah, what's wrong Yami? *voice filled with concern*
Yami: *breaks thoughts and becomes starry-eyed* Even though you were scared of the freakish place, you still tried to get Anzu away from me...
Yugi: ^///^
Yami: ...and it occurs to me how much you pry that filthy excuse for a girl off of me...you do so much for others, you are almost perfect. Yet, you are mine...I believe I am quite the opposite from you...but it does not affect you. You just keep on loving me even if it means whacking a rabid Anzu on the head on multiple occasions. Aishiteru, hikari.
Yugi: T_T That was so beautiful, Yami...aishiteru. *tackles Yami with kisses*
Everyone (except for Malik!): *stop what they're doing* Awwwwwww.....
Spat-Spat: Ok, then! Please review!!! Suggestions are taken!! Gifts are appreciated!!
Ryan: Gifts are even more appreciated if it has sometin' to do with yaoi!! Yaoi is good for the soul!!
Yugi: Hiyas! *listening to MP3 player and starts singing* Rainy day man, your much more than a friend! I would give anything just to see you again!! *is a good singer*
Doom: Um? Yugi? Even though you're a very good singer and you look extra kawaii singing, I need the disclaimer so I won't get sued.
Yugi: *not listening* Rainy day man on your shoulder I cry!
Doom: Well, if you don't do the disclaimer, I won't write any fluff with you and Yami...I won't continue "Fluff is Good" either, and you won't have any fluff!!!
Yugi: *gasp* Nani?!?! *talking really fast* Doom doesn't own it, but if she did, I would get a lot more action! *giggle*
Everyone: Awwwww!!! *hypnotized by Yugi's kawaii giggle* He's so cute!!
Yami: *appears out of nowhere* No!! He's mine!! Stay away!! *scoops Yugi up and carries him away to...somewhere ::wink wink::*
Spat-Spat: Let's start this thing already!!
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Yugi and Yami: *huggling*
Jou and Seto: *kissing*
Marik and Malik: *making out*
Bakura and Ryou: *umm...how should I put this? uhh...moaning, screaming, and doing vigorous "activities"*
Ryan: Wow, that's a lot of yaoi! We need a plot, though.
Doom: I've got one.
Ryan: *shocked* REALLY?!?
Doom: Yep. It's evil. *snaps fingers*
*goes dark again*
Seto: Shit!
Jou: What happened?
Ryou and Bakura: *notice the lights, slip their clothes back on and come out*
Yami: DOOM!!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?
*cricket chirp*
Yugi: Uh-oh...that girl never stops talking, she must have left us here...in the dark!!
*lights turn on*
Ryou: Oh, good- AHHH!!!!
Everyone else: *looks around* AHHH!!
*The YGo bishies have been transported to a big field with pink bunnies, flowers, sugar-free candy (A/N *shudder), smiling woodland creatures, and magical floating hearts*
Malik: It's...ANZU LAND!! AHHH!!! THE HORROR!!! THE HORROR!! *faints*
Marik: Hikari!!! *catches Malik*
Yugi: It's scary....*huddles next to Yami*
Yami: *holding Yugi* That damn authoress!! I knew she was up to something!
Anzu: *pops up* YAMI!!! Hello, cutie!!! *glomps Yami*
Yami: ACK!!! GERMS!!!
Yugi: Hey!!! *hits Anzu over the head*
Anzu: *is unaffected*
Bakura: Ok, enough of this girl!! *grabs Anzu by the collar* HOW DO WE GET OUTTA HERE?!?
Anzu: You can't....MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Doom: So? Wadja think?
Yugi: You transported us to Anzu Land!!! You're even more evil than I thought!!
Yami: *deep in thought*
Ryou: I agree with Yugi!!! I'm scared to death by HER, that place is everything about her!! I'm gonna die!! *starts sobbing*
Bakura: Grrr...Doom, you made my hikari cry!!!!!! I'm so gonna kill you!! *cradles Ryou in is arms*
Yami: *deep in thought*
Marik: *holding Malik still* Malik still hasn't woken up, too!!
*fight breaks out involving Doom, Marik, and Bakura*
Ryan: *grabs popcorn, pours pixi-stix sugar all over it, and sits down to watch the fight*
Spat-Spat: Hey, Yugi, you're yami as been awfully quiet.
Yugi: Yeah, what's wrong Yami? *voice filled with concern*
Yami: *breaks thoughts and becomes starry-eyed* Even though you were scared of the freakish place, you still tried to get Anzu away from me...
Yugi: ^///^
Yami: ...and it occurs to me how much you pry that filthy excuse for a girl off of me...you do so much for others, you are almost perfect. Yet, you are mine...I believe I am quite the opposite from you...but it does not affect you. You just keep on loving me even if it means whacking a rabid Anzu on the head on multiple occasions. Aishiteru, hikari.
Yugi: T_T That was so beautiful, Yami...aishiteru. *tackles Yami with kisses*
Everyone (except for Malik!): *stop what they're doing* Awwwwwww.....
Spat-Spat: Ok, then! Please review!!! Suggestions are taken!! Gifts are appreciated!!
Ryan: Gifts are even more appreciated if it has sometin' to do with yaoi!! Yaoi is good for the soul!!