Disclaimer: *Ryou is sitting in a big white fluffy chair reading*

Ryou: *turns page*

Bakura: ^__^

Ryou: Hi, yami! What are you so happy about?

Bakura: ^__^

Ryou: Um...Bakura?

Bakura: ^__^ *snickers*

Ryou: What is it? *is wondering what his insane yami did this time*

Bakura: *bursts out laughing* I- I-

Ryou: Well?

Bakura: I DYED THE PHAROAH'S HAIR PINK!!! *falls over from laughter*

Ryou: YOU WHAT?!? *gets angry* BLOODY HELL, BAKURA!! CAN'T YOU STAY OUT OF TROUBLE FOR ONE DAY?!

Bakura: *stops laughing* Aw, c'mon, hikari!! It's funny!!

Ryou: Well, I hope you think it's funny when he dyes YOUR hair an odd color, because we both know he will!! When he does, I'm not coming near you until it goes back to it's regular color!! *storms off*

Bakura: Hikari!! Come back!! *chases after Ryou*

Spat-Spat: That would never happen in the actual show, so in conclusion...SHE DON'T OWN IT!!
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Seto: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN'T?!?!

Anzu: Well, you can...but only on one condition!

Jou: You name it!!

Anzu: *eyes become sparkly* If I can marry my true love, Yami.

Yami: Nani?!? No way!!! I will not- *mouth is duct taped*

Bakura: *holding duct tape* Sure!! He accepts!! As long as it gets us outta here!!

Ryou: BAKURA!!! *angry*

Bakura: What? We all have to give sacrifices, so this is the pharoah's sacrifice. *grin*

Yugi: THERE IS NOT A CHANCE IN HELL THAT MY YAMI IS MARRYING THAT THING!!! *points to Anzu*

Seto: Actually...there's a good chance because I wanna get outta here!! Take him, Anzu!

Jou: Hey!! That's my buddy!! *pouts*

Seto: *senses Jou's anger* Aww...I'm sorry, koi! Dont worry, we won't give Yami away! *hugs Jou*

Jou: ^__^

Anzu: Enough!! Yami shall be mine!! The wedding will commence in 3 hours!! That will give you enough to change into your tuxes and me enough time to get everything ready! *snaps fingers*

Sickeningly Cute Woodland Creatures: *start to set up fluffy pink alters and rainbow aisles*

Anzu: I will go put on my dress!! *leaves*

Malik: Wow, sucks for you, Yami.

Marik: Nice knowing ya.

Yami: T.T Why?!? *sobs*

Yugi: Don't worry, Yami! She can't force you to marry her!! We can just kill her or something!!

Bakura: No we can't, if we did there would be no way out of here.

Yugi: Oh...WELL WHAT THE HECK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THEN?!

Ryou: Why don't you just make Anzu hate you, Yami?

Everyone but Ryou: That's a great idea!!

Yami: *stops crying* ANZU!!!

Anzu: *pops up* Yes, my wonderful, sexy, kind, strong, groom?

Yami: *clears throat* I would just like to say how much I hate you. You can't dance even though you think you can, you're a dimwit, you're ugly, you only think of yourself, and you're a slut. *grin*

Anzu: *finally takes the hint* YEAH?! WELL YUGI'S CUTER THAN YOU!! SMARTER, TOO!! I LIKE HIM 1,000 TIMES BETTER THAN YOU!! *kisses Yugi*

Yugi: Eek!! I've been poisoned! *gags*

Yami: Did you just....KISS MY AIBOU?!?!? *attacks Anzu*

Anzu: *is so evil that she's immortal and is not affected* Yep!! It doesn't matter anyways, since Yugi is mine now! *puts hand on Yugi's shoulder*

Yami: *twitch* Take *twitch* your *twitch* filthy *twitch* hand *twitch* OFF OF HIM!!

Yugi: Uh... do I have any say in this?

Anzu: Of course you do, love! *snuggles Yugi*

Yami: *twitch*

Yugi: Um...I don't like you that way, Anzu...I'm sorry....

Yami: *grin*

Anzu: Aww!! You just come out and say it because you don't want to hurt my feelings!! It makes me love you even more! *cuddles and kisses Yugi*

Yami: *twitch* HEY!! ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO CUDDLE, SNUGGLE, OR KISS MY AIBOU!! SO LET GO!!

Yugi: *blush* ^___^

Anzu: Nope, sorry!! He's mine now!! You don't deserve him! By the way, after the wedding, we're gonna do more than just that!!! *cackles and runs off with Yugi*

Yugi: YAMI!!!!

Yami: Aibou!!! *runs after them*

Malik: Well, that was disturbing.

Marik: Yes, we better do something to take our minds off of this. *winks*

Malik: *blush*

Bakura: Good idea, Marik! *takes Ryou somewhere*

Honda: Umm...shouldn't we be trying to help Yami & Yugi?

Jou: Yeah!! Let's go!!

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Doom: So, what did ya think?

Ryan: Nothing like good ol' fluff!!

Spat-Spat: Kinda sucks, but at least it has more plot to it than it did in the beginning.

Doom: Oh, yeah! I usually write little notes to my reviewers, but I forgot!! So, I'm gonna write to all the ppl who reviewed!

To Yami Hiei the Chaos Mage: Thankies!! It's nice to know that some ppl don't think you're a complete failure!

To VampssAmby10210: Yup, Anzu always seems to find away to ruin stuff!!

To Queen of Eternal Darkness: Thank you!! I'm glad you thought so!

To dg19: Wow, you think it's great? I thought it sucked!! Thanx for makin' my day!

To Yuggrl14: Yay! I love it when ppl love my stories!! ^__^

To dragungirl199: Thank you vedy much!!

Doom: Yay!! All done!!

Bakura: V__V

Ryan: What's wrong, Bakura?

Bakura: My hikari's made at me...again.

Ryan: What did you do to Yugi's yami this time?

Bakura: I dyed his hair pink. He's probably looking for me to kill me right now.

Yami: TOMB RAIDER NO BAKA!!!

Bakura: I should go!! *dashes off*