Disclaimer: JOU!!!!

Jou: What?

Doom: Do the disclaimer, please?

Jou: What do I get out of it?

Doom: *gets mad* Hey, I'm the authoress!! I can make Seto dump you for Serenity!! Then I could make an angst outta ya bein' all depressed and stuff!!

Jou: O.O Eep!! Sorry!! She doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! that's why Seto's MY boyfriend and not my sister's!

Seto: Damn right! *grabs Jou's butt*

Spat-Spat: *rolls eyes*

Ryan: This fic contains yaoi!! Lots of it!! Don't like, don't read!! The pairings are: YxY, SxJ, BxR, and MxM! Hey, M&M!! The Marik and Malik pairing is a candy!! *giggle*

Yami: *putting purple w/ green polka dot dye in Bakura's shampoo*

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~~SOMEWHERE IN ANZULAND~~

Anzu: *stroking Yugi's hair* We shall be married soon, my love!

Yugi: Um...Anzu I don't like you like that, please let me go!! *eyes starting to water*

Anzu: I will never let go!! You're my life now, Yugi!!

Yugi: But- *eyes getting big and even more watery* I DON'T LOVE YOU! I LOVE YAMI! *sobs*

Anzu: Don't cry, love!! *hugs him to her chest* You only think you love him! He doesn't deserve you!!

Yugi: *getting mad* WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHO I LOVE OR NOT?!?

Anzu: Becuase I'm so much better than him!! He's such a moron!!

Now, I would just like to pause the story for a second a tell you a little something about Yugi Motou. Yugi is usually understanding, kind, loving, caring, uh...you get the point, but if you mess with his yami, you better have a good army behind you!!

Yugi: WHAT DID YOU SAY, BITCH?! *proceeds to beat her up*

~~WHERE EVERYONE ELSE IS~~

Yami: *got out of breath and couldn't catch up with them* My Yugi!! T.T My poor aibou!! *sobs*

Bakura: Oh, stop blubbering, pharoah!! If you want to be where they are why don't you just go into the puzzle and come out next to Yugi?! Duh!

Yami: Oh, yeah. *follows the advice*

Ryou: *grabs Bakura's hand* C'mon let's try and find them and a way out of here! *drags Bakura along with him*

Malik: *hyper* YEAH!! HEY!! Gimme a piggy-back, koi!! *jumps on Marik's back*

Marik: Sure, hikari. But, just wondering, but did you by any chance have sugar?

Malik: Which kind?

Everyone else: *turns around and stops walking*

Marik: O__O Uh...what do you mean, Malik? *embarrassed*

Malik: You know, like the kind you eat or the kind you FEEL? *blinks innocently*

Marik: *blush* Uh- *blush*

Malik: Cause I had the kind you eat a few minutes ago and the kind you feel- *Marik's hand is over mouth*

Everyone Else: O.o

Jou: Was he talking about what I think he was talking about?

Bakura: *light bulb appears over head* Did you mean THIS sugar? *kisses Ryou*

Ryou: Mmph!! *blush*

Malik: *licks hand* ^__^

Marik: *pulls hand away from shock*

Malik: Yep! That's what I meant!! ^__^

Bakura: *lets go of Ryou* Ok, just wonderin'. *smirk*

Ryou: *tries to recover*

Seto: Um...don't we have to find away out of here?

Jou: Yeah, so can you guys stop...um...you know?

Bakura: Okay, lets go! Ryou, want a piggy-back?

Ryou: 'Kay. *climbs on Bakura's back*

Jou: *grabs onto Seto's arm*

Seto: ^__^

Honda: T.T Rejection sucks.

~~BACK TO ANZU AND YUGI~~

Yami: *appears next to Yugi*

Yugi: *stops beat Anzu up* YAMI!!!!!!!! *launches self onto Yami*

Yami: *is knocked over* Aibou!! I was so worried!! *kisses along Yugi's neck*

Yugi: *giggles*

Anzu: *gets up and forgets all about how Yugi beat her up for saying bad things about his yami* Hey!! Get off of my groom!!!

Yami: *stops kissing Yugi and pulls him closer* NO!! He's my koi!! Go away before I send you to the Shadow Realm!

Anzu: *malicious laugh* Send me to the Shadow Realm? You better have think twice about that, pharoah. I'm more than you think. *evil laughter*

Yugi: I'm scared, Yami! *buries head into Yami's chest*

Yami: What are you talking about, Anzu? *holding Yugi even closer (if possible!)*

Anzu: *smirk* I'm the queen of this place and I have powers beyond your's. So, give up your precious Yugi! He doesn't love you!!

Yugi: *gets mad again* YES I DO!!

Yami: He's mine!! Get your own!! *cuddles Yugi* Mine.

Yugi: ^__^ *giggle*

Anzu: Grr...You baka!! You don't deserve him!! He's mine!! *takes Yugi*

Yami: *takes him back*

Anzu: *takes him again*

Yami: *takes him back again*

Anzu: *tries to take him again but is punched in the face*

Jou: That's what you get, slut!

*everyone else finally found them*

Anzu: *mad* You stupid idiot!! (A/N Bad idea!!)

Seto: Grr... *glares at Anzu*

Jou: Hey, you can call me what you want but stay away from my friends!

Anzu: Don't tell me what to do or I'll do something to YOU. (A/N Even worse idea!)

Seto: *getting really mad* GRR...

Jou: I don't care what you THINK you can do to me!! Just leave 'em alone!!

Anzu: What I THINK?!? Why you moronic dog!! *slaps him* (A/N Okay, she is SO getting beat up)

Seto: SKANK!! GET AWAY FROM HIM!!! *lunges at Anzu*

Bakura, Marik, & Malik: *chanting* FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!

Ryou: *gasps*

Honda: Well it's about time someone beat her up. (A/N You know how Anzu is unaffected by punches and stuff cause she so evil? Well, a bishi can beat her up when he's defending his koi, that's why Yugi could beat her up!)

Jou: ^__^

Seto: *finishes* Hmph.

Anzu: *has a black eye, a broken leg, and a bloody nose*

Ryou: Eww!! Her looks are disturbing!! *shivers*

Bakura: *covers Ryou's eyes* Don't look, koibito!

Marik: Hey, I never heard you call Ryou koibito. *smirks*

Bakura: Uh-oh. (A/N Nothing good comes when Marik smirks!)

Marik: So, what else do you call him, Bakura? *bigger smirk*

Bakura: *blush* Shut up. *glare*

Malik: *giggle* I can feel the love!! *giggle*

Marik: *snicker* Hey, Ryou! Wanna tell us?

Ryou: *blush* Uh...

Bakura: Shut up and leave my hikari alone, bakas!

Ryou: ^__^

Marik & Malik: Sheesh! *sticks tongues at Bakura*

Anzu: *stands up* Grr... Where's my groom?!?

Jou: First of all, he's not your groom! Secondly, he's making out with Yami...making out being an understatement.

Anzu: WHAT?!? *finds Yugi behind a bush and picks him up*

Yugi: *hair is messed up, panting, and shirtless* Huh?

Anzu: Oh, Yugi!! Don't worry!! I won't let Yami take you away from me again!! *kisses, cuddles, snuggles, and nuzzles Yugi*

Yami: *jumps out from behind same bush also panting and looking quite disheveled* I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THAT ONLY I CAN KISS, SNUGGLE, OR CUDDLE MY AIBOU!! NOW I GOTTA ADD NUZZLE TO THE LIST, TOO?!?

Anzu: HE'S MINE!! *pulls out sword*

Yugi: O.O IS THAT A FREGGIN' SWORD?!? *tries to free self from Anzu's grasp*

Yami: Hey!!! Don't hold sharp objects near my aibou!!

Anzu: I'm defending him, baka!! *starts swinging sword*

Jou: *is almost hit by sword before Seto scoops him up in his arms* Thanks. *blush*

Anzu: *swings at Yami* DIE!!!!!

Yami: *dodges easily looking bored yet mad* Give up my koi!

Anzu: He's not your koi!! He loves me!!

Yugi: FOR THE LAST TIME I LOVE YAMI, NOT YOU!! SO LET ME GO, FUCKIN' TRAMP!!!

Bakura: Whoa, I didn't know he had it in him!

Jou: Go, Yug'!

Anzu: *eyes get watery! WAAAAAHHHHH!! FINE GO HOME!! ALL OF YOU!! I DON'T EVER WANT TO TALK TO ANY OF YOU!! *sends them all to Yugi's house*

~~AT YUGI'S~~

Yugi: *feels bad* I think I was too harsh. *feels very guilty*

Yami: *runs over to Yugi* Aibou, you did what needed to be done!! You must never have regrets. *takes Yugi's hands in his* She deserved it! Hey, maybe she won't bother us anymore!!

Yugi: I guess so... V__V

Ryou: Um, Yugi? *still on Bakura's back*

Yugi: Yes?

Ryou: You know you still don't have a shirt on right?

Yugi: *looks at naked chest* Uh... *blush* Oops. *runs upstairs to put a shirt on*

Yami: Aww...aibou! You look so much better shirtless!!

Honda: I'm going home to go sulk about my rejection. C'ya guys. *leaves*

Marik: *trying to calm down Malik*

Malik: Marik, do you know how sexy you are? *purrs*

Marik: DID YOU HAVE MORE CANDY, MALIK?!

Malik: *still purring* Maybe. You taste so much better though, yami. *nibbles on his yami's ear*

Everyone else: O_o

Marik: Uh...I think we should go! *leaves with Malik all over him*

Seto: Well, that was weird. Yet, inspiring...*looks at Jou*

Jou: *notices hungry stare* Um...Let's go!! *grabs Seto and runs out the door*

Ryou: *yawns cutely* 'Kura, I'm tired. *nuzzles Bakura's hair*

Bakura: Me too. Let's go home.

Yugi: *comes downstairs to find everyone left* Did everbody go home?

Yami: Yep.

Yugi: Oh, ok.

Yami: Aibou?

Yugi: Yes, Yami?

Yami: LET'S HAVE SOME ICE CREAM!!

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Doom: *sitting on the fluffy white chair named "Fluff-Fluff* Sorry it took my so long to update, I've been focusing on my other fic. So sorry!!

Ryan: Was that the end of the fic?

Doom: Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

Haku: *walks in*

Ryan: *gets excited* Hello, my bishiful Haku! *glomps Haku*

Haku: ^__^U Do you have to do that everytime?

Doom: Yep! I made him that way! Just like I made you!

Spat-Spat: But, you didn't make him. The creator of Spirited Away did. You just stole him, made him older, and made him a yaoi-ist.

Doom: And he's so much better this way, too!! Yaoi rocks!

Yugi: So, what was the point of the whole ice cream thing at the end?

Doom: You will see, my pet. *evil laugh*

Yami: YOUR pet?

Doom: *realizes what she said* What?! Ah...no! That....was....um...Ryan!

Ryan: *still clinging to Haku* Huh?

Yami: *chases after Ryan*

Reviewer Notes!

To Hari ng Laro: I was REALLY mean to Yugi! But, I corrected it this chappie! ^__^

To Millenium Elf: Hey, my name ain't Evil Authoress of Doom for nothin'! But don't worry! If I did something bad to Yugi, Yami would most likely sick rabid flying squirrels on me while putting tar on my floor so when I walk in I'll get stuck so he can make me watch "Dora the Explorer" episodes until I puke. Pretty detailed, aren't I?

To Destiny: Yes, it's a scary image indeed, let us all hope that a drunken truck driver will run her over with his 18-wheeler. *falls on the ground twitching* AHHH!! NOT FUNNY BUNNY!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!

To Zypher Dragon a.k.a. Diamond: Thank you very much my polite reviewer!

To dragungirl199: Bakura will have washed his hair with the shampoo by the next chappie. *grins* I can't wait.

To chibibaka: You love my work?!? *sniff* That's so sweet! Hey, could a borrow that mallet? I haven't had my daily Anzu-violence, yet.

To SaturnSerenity4ever: Hey, you're the only one who reviewed on my birthday!!

To daisy: Yay! Plushies!!! *huggles plushies*

YGO cast: *playing with darts and Anzu picture* MWAHAHA!!!

To I luv Yugi and Kurt so :p: Weapons of mass destruction, ah, one of the best things in life! Just like yaoi!!! ^__^

To Princess Strawberry: I think anyone would hate to marry Anzu!!! I'm glad that I'm not yuri either!

To ExBobble06: Awww! Thanks! You're so sweet! Yes, poor, poor, Yugi!

So sorry for not updating! REVIEW, PLEASE!!

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