Hello and welcome back to Strange Happenings in the Blue Mansion.Thank you
to everyone that reviewed.So here's chapter 2!!!!^_^
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~CHAPTER 2~
(It's 11 a.m. and there is a marshmellow eating contest in progress.)
Sirius and Harry:EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT!!!!!!!
Sirius:Come on Remus!!!!!Only 93 more to go!!!!!
Remus:(mouth is too full but it sounds like a groan)
Sirius:92!!!!Only 92 more to go!!!!
(Hedwig comes in carrying a letter.)
Harry:Yes it's here!!!!!!!
Sirius:What is?
Harry:My order of grapefruit.
Sirius:..................................................................... ................
Harry:It's for homework,I need it for a potion.
Sirius:Oh.
Harry:We should pick it up before it blows up.
Sirius:We can pick up your school supplies too.
Harry:Sure.
Remus:(says something but his mouth is too full.)
Sirius:What's that Remmy?You want to dance the samba all the way there!!!Okay!!!(runs and get's a boombox as music blows the curtains 5 miles away)
Remus:*I just ironed those!!!!*
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(Some robe store)
(They walk in)
Harry:Look there's Hermione and Ron!!!(runs up to them excitedly)
Sirius:(shaking his head to Remus)Kids. So innocent and naive. (pauses) OH MY GOD!!!!!!AN ICE CREAM MAN!!!!!!!!(runs out the door carrying some change)
Remus:(shakes head amused.)
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(Ron,Harry,Hermione.)
Ron:And that's how I got trapped in the pickle garden.
Harry:@.@ Whoa............
Hermione:That's tragic...that's how my grandma lost her ear ring set(batts tears away with handkercheif)
(Three owls flutter bye one is Remus's owl that seems to be getting it on with Hermione's owl and Hedwig following them jealously.)
Hermione:(looking at the owls) If this keeps going on my owl is going to get pregnate.
Ron:(sigh)Not again.I swear it probley wasn't a good idea for you to get that owl.
Hermione:And I don't want it to squirt eggs over my illegal grapefruit laboratory again.The babies where all over my hair.And I just brought it inside.(pats hair)
Harry:Who was the father?
Hermione:That owl that brought the letter from Remus that explained to me never to leave blue paper in the sun.
(A crash is heard in the background.)
Ron:(shudders at the thought of someone leaving bluepaper in the sun.)
Hermione:I did it the other day anyway and the mailman was destroyed.We hid his ashes in the garden shed.
Ron:A mailman explotion AGAIN!!!!!(looks down)
Harry:(shakes head)That's just sad........
Hermione:(nods)(sniff)
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(Severus Snape happened to be listiening to what they where saying.Sadly he did not hear correctly because the pink robes he was hiding in where covering his ears.)
(What Snape "heard".)
(The owls fly by but a sleeve covers them from Snape's view.)
Hermione:If this keeps going on I'm going to get pregnate.
Snape:*What?!?What posisibly could be going on in Potter's little group?Perhaps I can get them expelled!!!*
Ron:(sigh)Not again.I swear it probley wasn't a good idea for you to get it on.
Hermione:And I don't want to squirt babies all over my hair,again!!!!I just brought it inside.(pats hair)
Snape:*!!!!!!!*
Harry:Who was the father?
Hermione:That howl,Remus-
Snape:*Miss Granger and that freak werewolf.This is very juicy!!!!I can't believe it!!!!Maybe I can tell Dumbledore...no.I need more evidence he's alway on the side of the freaks.I will get them this year oh yes I will!!!!!Severus you are so clever. Oh, thank you for the complement Severus!!!!*
(Snape is admiring his "genus" and steps backwards and slips on the robe rack and falls down with the whole thing with a big SLAM)
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(Back with Remus and Sirius)
(They are standing outside and Sirius is licking a huge ice cream cone.)
(Snape runs out of store with a pink scarf stuck in his hair.)
Snape:(slams against Remus who almost falls over but is caught by Sirius.)
Sirius:JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!!!!
Snape:I just got access of some very interesting information that would maybe cause an uproar among the Hogwarts student population.
Remus:(gasp)
Snape:(chuckles cruely and walks off with the pink scarf flying in the wind)
Remus:He found out about my bagel making method.The one where I add extra milk.
Sirius:What a jerk!!!!!Next time I outta deck him!!!!
Remus:Sirius,I'm okay now you can let go of me.
Sirius:No, I can't.
Remus:(blush)
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(Back at the mansion after a long day of running from evil books-er school shopping yes.......)
(They invited Ron and Hermione for dinner .)
(At the table)
Sirius:Oh I forgot to tell you I too will teach at Hogwarts this year.
Hermione:Huh???Aren't you on the run.
Sirius:Not anymore.This morning they found Pettigrew hidden in a mass of evil cheerleaders.
Harry:Oh good!!!!!
Remus:And they found Voldemort nearby doing the macarina.
Ron:No way!!!!
(Sirius is dancing the macarina in the background.)
Remus:They are going to give them the most horrible,grueling punishment.It's even worse than the Dementor's Kiss.
Hermione:What is it!!!!!
Remus:Being locked in a room for eternty with Big Bird, Barney, and..............................ELMO!!!!
Sirius:(stops dancing and shutters when Remus says "Elmo")
Harry:Those creeps deserve it!!!!!!
Everyone:YEAH!!!!
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(On the train.)
(Remus and Sirius)
Sirius:(sounding like he had too much coffee.)Are we there yet?
Remus:(looks up from book calmly)No,not quite.
Sirius:Are we there yet?!?!?!
Remus:No,not quite.
Sirius:Are we there yet!!!!!
Remus:No,not quite.
Sirius:ARE WE THERE YET?????????
Remus:No,not quite.
Sirius:ARE WE THERE YET!?!?!?!?!?!
Remus:No,not quite.
Sirius:ARE WE THERE YET!!!!!!
Remus:No,not quite.
Sirius:Oh, well how far are we,Remmy???I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!
Remus:Actually the train hasn't even started moving yet.
Sirius:Oh...............Okay ^_^!!!!!!
Remus:^_^()
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(Harry,Ron,and Hermione.)
(They are disgusing the pros and cons of brewing carrots in black cauldrons.)
Ron:Pink would be a happier color.That's the color I used to make more HAPPY juice!!!!(laughs insanely and runs into a random seating area.)
Hermione:(shuts the door with a slam)Anyway I think black is an okay color mostly because it's carrots NOT turnips don't make that mistake.
Harry:(shakes head quietly)No,never.........
(Hermione's owl flys in looking drunk.As a trolley randomly scoots in the room.)
Harry:What's wrong with your owl?
Hermione:It was out partying again.
Harry:WHAT!?!?!?!?!
Hermione:I think it was with Remus's owl.
Harry:No wonder Hedwig has been jealous lately.
Hermione:I pretty sure it's pregnate now,I'm positive.I've seen Remus's owl smoking some "It's a Boy" cigars.
Harry:Okay......*I sure hope it's not normal for owls to act this way I better keep an eye on Hedwig!!!*
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- (Snape (once again) was listiening in,this time he was hiding under the trolley.The long cloth covering it again made him unable hear the coversation properly.)
(What Snape "heard" )
Snape:*What's this?Potter and Granger are having a little "one on one" let's see...*
(the owl flys in and is covered from Snape's view by the cloth)
Harry:What's wrong with your hole?
Snape:*Well,well I walked in on the juicey part didn't I?Or rolled in?Oh Severus you're so funny you should go in stand up!*
Hemione:I was out partying again.
Harry:WHAT!?!?!?!?!
Hermione:I think I was with Remus-
Snape:*My, the little Gryffindors' lives are getting very intense.*
Hermione:I'm pretty sure I'm pregnate now.I'm positive.
Snape:(gasp)*I can't belive it.Or can I?It's not like I didn't expect it.Oh yeah!!!I could sell this to Rita Skeeter for millions!!!I can see the headline. 14 year old Hogwarts student get's pregnate with 34 year old werewolf.HA HA HA!!!Of course I need more dirt.He he.........*
(The person that was pushing the cart comes up to it confused and starts pushing it causing Snape to go crashing around as it rolls down the train halls.)
Snape:OW!!OW!!!MOMMY!!!
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(It's far into the trip and Hogwarts is a few minutes away.)
(Remus and Sirius)
(Remus has fallen asleep on Sirius's shoulder,it dosn't look like an earthquake can wake him,and Sirius is completely sucked into the book Remus was eating earlier.)
Sirius:(reading book)(sob)NO EDNA,DON'T MARRY HIM!Max was true to you all the way...(sobs more)
Remus:(wakes up)Oh Sirius you got sucked into my romance novel.(chuckles)I thought you wanted to show the world your "tough guy attitude".
Sirius:(still sobbing)But Jack was the one who ruined her brothers pie!WHY DIDN'T HE TELL HER BEFORE HE ASKED HER TO MARRY HIM!!!
Remus:(starting to cry)I know!!!!It's so sad!!!
(They hug each other sobbing loudly.)
(Snape is standing by the door watching the scene.)
Snape:*Aha,poor Lupin found out the cons of his "fun" with little girls.Ha Ha.Severus:1 Lupin: 69999?????WHERE DID THAT NUMBER COME FROM!!!!!!Oh.........WELL I'LL BEAT HIM YET!!!!!I WILL!!!!!!*
(Snape laughs insanely and Sirius and Remus stop sobbing and stand there staring at him.)
Snape:WHA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (cough) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA-
Remus:-.-()
Sirius:@.@
Snape:(stops laughing and glares at Remus and Sirius.)
Sirius:What's your problem?Did you pull up your freaky puke pants too high?
Snape:Very nice comeback,but you must step aside for I have some questions for your friend over there.(looks at Remus)
Sirius:(getting angry)If you mess with my Remus you mess with me!
Snape:(ignoring Sirius)Lupin,freak werewolf,whatever you are.What have you been up to lately.
Remus:*Oh my gosh.My cooking secrets!The jam!!!The onions......Oh no.*
Sirius:(furious)LISTIEN YOU UGLY GREASY CREEP!!!YOU BETTER WATCH IT OR SOME MAYONASE MIGHT FIND IT'S WAY BACK IN TO YOUR TRACKTOR TIRES!!!!!!!!GET OUT!!!!!
Snape:(nervous)*But the tractor will crash!!!*Lupin one day your little "groupie" will go to a vending machine and leave you 5 feet away.I'll find you then.AND FOR YOU BLACK-
(Sirius has tossed Snape out of the window and he is caught on one of the train wheels by his freaky black robes.)
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(a few minutes later they arrive)
(They approach the castle it the water by it looks very mudly,it is raining very hard,and the sky looks menacing)
Sirius:(tears are filling eyes)(touched)It's the most amazing thing I have ever seen.
Remus:Not for me.The most amazing thing I've ever seen is the man I'm looking at now.
Sirius:(kisses Remus on the cheek and then hugs him.)
Dumbledore:I don't mean to interupt but everyone has left the train 30 minutes ago.
Remus and Sirius:????????????????????????????????????
Dumbledore:You better get a move on.The eggplants are starting to arrive.(points to some eggplants that are walking somehow near the train.They are holding little suitcases.)
Sirius:(gasp)(grabs Remus's hand and starts running away quickly.)
Dumbledore:I'm always prepared unlike those wacky lovebirds.I'm prepare for the eggplants 3 months ahead of time.(stands there proud for a second.)
(An eggplant climbs up his sleeve and cackles evily.)
Dumbledore:What???NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Man my breath stinks(pops in a breath mint) (clears throat) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO
(everything goes black)
DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!
_______________________________________________________________________ End of chapter 2.Please Review and stay tuned for next chapter ^_^ Just watch out for eggplants!!!!!!!!!!!!^_^
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~CHAPTER 2~
(It's 11 a.m. and there is a marshmellow eating contest in progress.)
Sirius and Harry:EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT!!!!!!!
Sirius:Come on Remus!!!!!Only 93 more to go!!!!!
Remus:(mouth is too full but it sounds like a groan)
Sirius:92!!!!Only 92 more to go!!!!
(Hedwig comes in carrying a letter.)
Harry:Yes it's here!!!!!!!
Sirius:What is?
Harry:My order of grapefruit.
Sirius:..................................................................... ................
Harry:It's for homework,I need it for a potion.
Sirius:Oh.
Harry:We should pick it up before it blows up.
Sirius:We can pick up your school supplies too.
Harry:Sure.
Remus:(says something but his mouth is too full.)
Sirius:What's that Remmy?You want to dance the samba all the way there!!!Okay!!!(runs and get's a boombox as music blows the curtains 5 miles away)
Remus:*I just ironed those!!!!*
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(Some robe store)
(They walk in)
Harry:Look there's Hermione and Ron!!!(runs up to them excitedly)
Sirius:(shaking his head to Remus)Kids. So innocent and naive. (pauses) OH MY GOD!!!!!!AN ICE CREAM MAN!!!!!!!!(runs out the door carrying some change)
Remus:(shakes head amused.)
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(Ron,Harry,Hermione.)
Ron:And that's how I got trapped in the pickle garden.
Harry:@.@ Whoa............
Hermione:That's tragic...that's how my grandma lost her ear ring set(batts tears away with handkercheif)
(Three owls flutter bye one is Remus's owl that seems to be getting it on with Hermione's owl and Hedwig following them jealously.)
Hermione:(looking at the owls) If this keeps going on my owl is going to get pregnate.
Ron:(sigh)Not again.I swear it probley wasn't a good idea for you to get that owl.
Hermione:And I don't want it to squirt eggs over my illegal grapefruit laboratory again.The babies where all over my hair.And I just brought it inside.(pats hair)
Harry:Who was the father?
Hermione:That owl that brought the letter from Remus that explained to me never to leave blue paper in the sun.
(A crash is heard in the background.)
Ron:(shudders at the thought of someone leaving bluepaper in the sun.)
Hermione:I did it the other day anyway and the mailman was destroyed.We hid his ashes in the garden shed.
Ron:A mailman explotion AGAIN!!!!!(looks down)
Harry:(shakes head)That's just sad........
Hermione:(nods)(sniff)
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(Severus Snape happened to be listiening to what they where saying.Sadly he did not hear correctly because the pink robes he was hiding in where covering his ears.)
(What Snape "heard".)
(The owls fly by but a sleeve covers them from Snape's view.)
Hermione:If this keeps going on I'm going to get pregnate.
Snape:*What?!?What posisibly could be going on in Potter's little group?Perhaps I can get them expelled!!!*
Ron:(sigh)Not again.I swear it probley wasn't a good idea for you to get it on.
Hermione:And I don't want to squirt babies all over my hair,again!!!!I just brought it inside.(pats hair)
Snape:*!!!!!!!*
Harry:Who was the father?
Hermione:That howl,Remus-
Snape:*Miss Granger and that freak werewolf.This is very juicy!!!!I can't believe it!!!!Maybe I can tell Dumbledore...no.I need more evidence he's alway on the side of the freaks.I will get them this year oh yes I will!!!!!Severus you are so clever. Oh, thank you for the complement Severus!!!!*
(Snape is admiring his "genus" and steps backwards and slips on the robe rack and falls down with the whole thing with a big SLAM)
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(Back with Remus and Sirius)
(They are standing outside and Sirius is licking a huge ice cream cone.)
(Snape runs out of store with a pink scarf stuck in his hair.)
Snape:(slams against Remus who almost falls over but is caught by Sirius.)
Sirius:JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!!!!
Snape:I just got access of some very interesting information that would maybe cause an uproar among the Hogwarts student population.
Remus:(gasp)
Snape:(chuckles cruely and walks off with the pink scarf flying in the wind)
Remus:He found out about my bagel making method.The one where I add extra milk.
Sirius:What a jerk!!!!!Next time I outta deck him!!!!
Remus:Sirius,I'm okay now you can let go of me.
Sirius:No, I can't.
Remus:(blush)
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(Back at the mansion after a long day of running from evil books-er school shopping yes.......)
(They invited Ron and Hermione for dinner .)
(At the table)
Sirius:Oh I forgot to tell you I too will teach at Hogwarts this year.
Hermione:Huh???Aren't you on the run.
Sirius:Not anymore.This morning they found Pettigrew hidden in a mass of evil cheerleaders.
Harry:Oh good!!!!!
Remus:And they found Voldemort nearby doing the macarina.
Ron:No way!!!!
(Sirius is dancing the macarina in the background.)
Remus:They are going to give them the most horrible,grueling punishment.It's even worse than the Dementor's Kiss.
Hermione:What is it!!!!!
Remus:Being locked in a room for eternty with Big Bird, Barney, and..............................ELMO!!!!
Sirius:(stops dancing and shutters when Remus says "Elmo")
Harry:Those creeps deserve it!!!!!!
Everyone:YEAH!!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------- (They pack up their stuff the next morning and head for the train on the way to their next year of Hogwarts.)
(On the train.)
(Remus and Sirius)
Sirius:(sounding like he had too much coffee.)Are we there yet?
Remus:(looks up from book calmly)No,not quite.
Sirius:Are we there yet?!?!?!
Remus:No,not quite.
Sirius:Are we there yet!!!!!
Remus:No,not quite.
Sirius:ARE WE THERE YET?????????
Remus:No,not quite.
Sirius:ARE WE THERE YET!?!?!?!?!?!
Remus:No,not quite.
Sirius:ARE WE THERE YET!!!!!!
Remus:No,not quite.
Sirius:Oh, well how far are we,Remmy???I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!
Remus:Actually the train hasn't even started moving yet.
Sirius:Oh...............Okay ^_^!!!!!!
Remus:^_^()
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(Harry,Ron,and Hermione.)
(They are disgusing the pros and cons of brewing carrots in black cauldrons.)
Ron:Pink would be a happier color.That's the color I used to make more HAPPY juice!!!!(laughs insanely and runs into a random seating area.)
Hermione:(shuts the door with a slam)Anyway I think black is an okay color mostly because it's carrots NOT turnips don't make that mistake.
Harry:(shakes head quietly)No,never.........
(Hermione's owl flys in looking drunk.As a trolley randomly scoots in the room.)
Harry:What's wrong with your owl?
Hermione:It was out partying again.
Harry:WHAT!?!?!?!?!
Hermione:I think it was with Remus's owl.
Harry:No wonder Hedwig has been jealous lately.
Hermione:I pretty sure it's pregnate now,I'm positive.I've seen Remus's owl smoking some "It's a Boy" cigars.
Harry:Okay......*I sure hope it's not normal for owls to act this way I better keep an eye on Hedwig!!!*
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- (Snape (once again) was listiening in,this time he was hiding under the trolley.The long cloth covering it again made him unable hear the coversation properly.)
(What Snape "heard" )
Snape:*What's this?Potter and Granger are having a little "one on one" let's see...*
(the owl flys in and is covered from Snape's view by the cloth)
Harry:What's wrong with your hole?
Snape:*Well,well I walked in on the juicey part didn't I?Or rolled in?Oh Severus you're so funny you should go in stand up!*
Hemione:I was out partying again.
Harry:WHAT!?!?!?!?!
Hermione:I think I was with Remus-
Snape:*My, the little Gryffindors' lives are getting very intense.*
Hermione:I'm pretty sure I'm pregnate now.I'm positive.
Snape:(gasp)*I can't belive it.Or can I?It's not like I didn't expect it.Oh yeah!!!I could sell this to Rita Skeeter for millions!!!I can see the headline. 14 year old Hogwarts student get's pregnate with 34 year old werewolf.HA HA HA!!!Of course I need more dirt.He he.........*
(The person that was pushing the cart comes up to it confused and starts pushing it causing Snape to go crashing around as it rolls down the train halls.)
Snape:OW!!OW!!!MOMMY!!!
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(It's far into the trip and Hogwarts is a few minutes away.)
(Remus and Sirius)
(Remus has fallen asleep on Sirius's shoulder,it dosn't look like an earthquake can wake him,and Sirius is completely sucked into the book Remus was eating earlier.)
Sirius:(reading book)(sob)NO EDNA,DON'T MARRY HIM!Max was true to you all the way...(sobs more)
Remus:(wakes up)Oh Sirius you got sucked into my romance novel.(chuckles)I thought you wanted to show the world your "tough guy attitude".
Sirius:(still sobbing)But Jack was the one who ruined her brothers pie!WHY DIDN'T HE TELL HER BEFORE HE ASKED HER TO MARRY HIM!!!
Remus:(starting to cry)I know!!!!It's so sad!!!
(They hug each other sobbing loudly.)
(Snape is standing by the door watching the scene.)
Snape:*Aha,poor Lupin found out the cons of his "fun" with little girls.Ha Ha.Severus:1 Lupin: 69999?????WHERE DID THAT NUMBER COME FROM!!!!!!Oh.........WELL I'LL BEAT HIM YET!!!!!I WILL!!!!!!*
(Snape laughs insanely and Sirius and Remus stop sobbing and stand there staring at him.)
Snape:WHA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (cough) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA-
Remus:-.-()
Sirius:@.@
Snape:(stops laughing and glares at Remus and Sirius.)
Sirius:What's your problem?Did you pull up your freaky puke pants too high?
Snape:Very nice comeback,but you must step aside for I have some questions for your friend over there.(looks at Remus)
Sirius:(getting angry)If you mess with my Remus you mess with me!
Snape:(ignoring Sirius)Lupin,freak werewolf,whatever you are.What have you been up to lately.
Remus:*Oh my gosh.My cooking secrets!The jam!!!The onions......Oh no.*
Sirius:(furious)LISTIEN YOU UGLY GREASY CREEP!!!YOU BETTER WATCH IT OR SOME MAYONASE MIGHT FIND IT'S WAY BACK IN TO YOUR TRACKTOR TIRES!!!!!!!!GET OUT!!!!!
Snape:(nervous)*But the tractor will crash!!!*Lupin one day your little "groupie" will go to a vending machine and leave you 5 feet away.I'll find you then.AND FOR YOU BLACK-
(Sirius has tossed Snape out of the window and he is caught on one of the train wheels by his freaky black robes.)
Snape:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-(Remus shuts window) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------
(a few minutes later they arrive)
(They approach the castle it the water by it looks very mudly,it is raining very hard,and the sky looks menacing)
Sirius:(tears are filling eyes)(touched)It's the most amazing thing I have ever seen.
Remus:Not for me.The most amazing thing I've ever seen is the man I'm looking at now.
Sirius:(kisses Remus on the cheek and then hugs him.)
Dumbledore:I don't mean to interupt but everyone has left the train 30 minutes ago.
Remus and Sirius:????????????????????????????????????
Dumbledore:You better get a move on.The eggplants are starting to arrive.(points to some eggplants that are walking somehow near the train.They are holding little suitcases.)
Sirius:(gasp)(grabs Remus's hand and starts running away quickly.)
Dumbledore:I'm always prepared unlike those wacky lovebirds.I'm prepare for the eggplants 3 months ahead of time.(stands there proud for a second.)
(An eggplant climbs up his sleeve and cackles evily.)
Dumbledore:What???NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Man my breath stinks(pops in a breath mint) (clears throat) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO
(everything goes black)
DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!
_______________________________________________________________________ End of chapter 2.Please Review and stay tuned for next chapter ^_^ Just watch out for eggplants!!!!!!!!!!!!^_^