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~CHAPTER 3~
(It's the first day of Hogwarts and everyone is pumped up.Dumbledore has gone missing,but nobody noticed.)
(Harry and Ron are on their way to Divination,groaning.)
Harry:I wonder how many times I'll die this year.
(They enter the classroom.)
(The classroom looks different,It's painted orange and there are big stereos around the room and it has crazy paintings on the walls.)
Sirius:(pops up behind them startling them)HI HARRY!!!!
Harry:WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron:MUSHROOMS!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Sirius:I'm the new Divination teacher!!!!!!!
Harry:What?!?What happend to Proffesor Trelawney?
Sirius:I think she blew away.
Ron:Oh.................COOL!!!!!
(Everyone get's seated and class starts.)
Sirius:I am your new Divination proffesor,Proffesor Black.....No that dosn't sound hip enough.......Just call me Sirius!!!!!!(smiles stupidly)
Harry:Sirius,do you even know what Divination is?
Sirius:(get's quiet)Actually no.........Is it where you make cheese???No that's Herbology.Oh well!!!!I'll just teach you guys wild and exotic dances!!!WOOOOOOOOO!!!!(get's maracas out and shakes them a couple times)
Ron:(looks at Harry)Oh boy.
Harry:Hey,at least it's better than Divination.
Ron:Yeah you're right!!!!!
Sirius:I have no lesson plans or anything so for today we can just dance the Macarina.(turns on stereo)
Everyone:HEY MACARINA!!!!!
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(DADA)
(Remus enters the room grinning.)
Remus:Good Morning.This year we will be studying ways to protect our selves from evil.With the recent events of the Eggplant Liberation Act we must be careful.
(Sirius runs in.)
Sirius:REMUS!!!!I WON THE BIG DANCE OFF.
Remus:(smiles)Well done Padfoot.(claps)
Hermione:(to Harry and Ron)I don't get how he can be so patient with Sirius.
Sirius:(still talking to Remus)And then I tied my shoe ALL BY MYSELF.
Remus:Splendid!!We can talk about it more over bagels.
Sirius:OH YEAH!!!!!I have a class.Bye!!!(skips off grinning)
Remus:(shakes head amused)Anyway we must be able to keep our eyes peeled for eggplant attacks.
Hermione:AND MITTENS!!!!
Remus:(grins)And mittens.
(Remus leaves the room for a second and brings in a big cage figure that's covered with a blue cloth.)
(He takes off the cloth to reveal a big bluish-white bird.)
Harry:Is it a phoenix?
Remus:No,but it is related to it.
Hermione:(hand shoots in the air like a bullet)It's a cass,or Gvanocassa Dvoneo,which brings peace and ease wherever it goes.
Remus:Very good,10 points to Gryffindor.
Hermione:(grins pleased with herself)
Remus:Yes,we will be studying the magical powers of the cass and how it can help us.It's very difficult to properly care for so I will be taking volenteers to help me care for it every evening.
(Almost everyone's hand goes up)
Remus:(smiles while starting to write everyone's names on a very long list)
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(Potions)
(Everyone enters the class to see Snape dancing with a broom.)
Malfoy:Proffesor?What are you doing?
Snape:(realizes he's being watched and jumps in shock)
(The Gryffindors try to hold back their laughter but can't when Sirius comes in.)
Sirius:I see that your potions master could use some of my "Divination" lessons.Of course I don't think you could find a partner.
Gryffindors:HA HA HA HA HA HA A HAAH AH HA H H HA AAA A H AH H HH HA HA H AH AH HA HA HA-
Slytherins:(holding back chuckles)
Snape:*Oh damn Black.....how I am going to get myself out of this one?Do you think they'll find out my secret passion for ballet and figure skating.Oh my god.Oh my god.Wait....Yes I know!*
Sirius:^.^
Snape:At least if I got a partner it would be a woman.
Sirius:Nice try^_^.Sorry Snape but everyone knows I'm gay and I'm not ashamed of it.I love my Remmy with all my heart.Anyway Snape you said IF you got a partner.Maybe you should stick with your broomstick.Hey!That rhymed.Wait........no.Oh well!!!^_^
Snape:(hands are clutched in rage and face is redded with both anger and humilation.)BLACK!!!!GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM NOW!!!!!!
Sirius:(amused)Whoa,somebodys pepped up today.You and your broom might want to wind down with a slow song.
Snape:Black,I suggest you keep an eye on what your little boyfriend does.It might get him in trouble.
Sirius:*What the hell is his problem?Extra butter makes donuts taste better and Remus looks cute in his pastry apron.*
Snape:Have nothing to say now?Too speechless?
Sirius:I just realized how gloomy it is in here.You need to liven things up!(uses wand and turns the rooms walls orange and the floor purple.Then he points his wand at Snape and Snape's robes suddenly turn pink and purple and they seem to be extra flowy)
Snape: !!!!!!
Sirius:(casts a spell again and a rose apears in Snapes mouth)There you go.Dance the night away seniorita!(skips off shaking maracas)
Snape:_(face is redding up with anger)(holding back rage)Class......is.......dismissed....
(everyone runs out as Snape screams a scream of rage that the whole school can hear)
(Harry,Hermione,and Ron stay by Snape's classroom because they're bored and Hermione dropped her stuff on the way out.)
Snape:(screaming loud enough for the whole world to hear)DAMN YOU BLACK!!!!!!!!!!YOU MESSED UP MY BALLET ROUTINE-Oh my God did I just say that?
Harry,Ron,and Hermione:(laughing so hard you think they're going to die)
Snape:(infuriated and humiated at the same down)GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY CLASSROOM!!!!!HOW DARE YOU SPY ON ME!!!!!!!
Hermione:I left my things in your-
Snape:LEAVE NOW!!!!!!!!
(They run away freaked out.)
(Snape notices Hermione's bag)
Snape:Perfect.Just perfect.(grins evily)Maybe I'll find some evidence...
(Opens bag and goes through her papers until he finds a note.)
Memo to self-
Go to Proffesor Lupin' s room after dinner.Bring a rope and a towel to clean up afterwards.
(Of course it was Hermione's turn to help out with the cass but Snape didn't know that and thought they where planning something dirty.)
Snape:Perfect.......WHA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (wheeze)ha ha.........
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(That evening)
(Hermione walks in)
Remus:Hello Hermione.Now I have to warn you as pretty as it is the cass are very messy.
Hermione:That's okay.
(Remus get's the cass and opens its cage)
(It flys out happy to be out of its cage)
Remus:First we must clean it's feathers.But oh my.The cass likes to be a little menace.We'll have to catch it.
Cass:(chirps mockingly)
Remus:(takes a lunge at it and misses,falling on the floor)
Hermione:Are you okay?
Remus:(gets up)Yes I'm fine.
Hermione:I should of brought a net.Will my rope work?
Remus:Here.(takes rope and lassos the cass and catches it)
Hermione:Wow!
Remus:I have no idea how I did that.Whenever I want to show somebody that I always miss.(Trys it again and gets tangled up in it.)
Hermione:(solemly)The same with me and kites.
Remus and Hermione:(depressed sigh in unison)
Remus:On the bright side I caught the cass!
Hermione:Hurray!!!!
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(As you might of already guessed Snape was listiening the whole thing, but this time his ears were covered with some of his extra flowy robes. (Which where starting to turn black again)
(What Snape "heard")
Remus:Hello Hermione.Now I have to warn you as pretty as it is my ass is very messy.
Hermione:That's okay.
Snape:(face turns green)That's it......I've heard enough.(Throws up in a bag marked "Slytherin Quidditch Supplies")
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(2 hours later)
Remus:Thanks for helping Hermione!I'm sorry that it took so long.
Hermione:That's alright!Hey.....What's that smell?
Remus:That's probley Sirius.He likes that smelly cheese and he eats it everywhere.
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(Hermione returns to the Gryffindor common room to find Harry and Ron fuming about something.)
Hermione:What's wrong?
Harry:(upset)Tommorows match with Slytherin was just cancled.
Hermione:Why?
Ron:(irritated)They said that someone was messing with their supplies and stuff and they are "unable to play until our equipment is throughly checked.We must put our safety first but we wish Gryffindor well (NOT). "
Harry:DAMN THOSE DIRTY CHEATERS!!!!!!
Lavender:(runs up to them)Did you hear somebody THREW UP in the Slytherin Quidditch equipment-(looks at Harry's look of rage)Oh.Right then!^_^ (skips off)
Harry:(throws a table out of the window and there is a huge crash.)
Hermione:HARRY!!!!
Ron:Are you mad-Oh wait it's okay!It just hit Snape and some Slytherins!
Hermione:But what happen when Proffesor sees the window!She'll flip!And that table was her "priceless family treasure passed down to me from way back when,when the head of Gryffindor was a Gryffindor.Aways use costers on it!OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO A FROG IN YOUR SLEEP!!!"
Harry:(whimper)YOU HAVE TO HIDE ME!!!
(They dash out of the common room and through the school in an attempt to hide Harry.)
(They end up somehow in Sirius's classroom.)
(Remus and Sirius are both in there and they are talking about "the best bottled water brands to use when you go sking" )
Harry:(panting)You-have-to-hide-me.....
Sirius:(acting important)Say no more Harry!We have the Eggplant gun pumped and ready!
Harry:No Sirius...(they explain the whole sitiuation)
Remus:Well Harry-
Sirius:OH OH!LET'S HIDE HIM IN THE PASTRY OVEN!
(To be countinued)
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Will Harry hide in the oven?Will he do the right thing and tell the truth?Will Remus ever bake pastrys again?Will Snape ever get into the National Ballet Competion-
Snape:HEY!
Then tune in next time and please review.^_^
~CHAPTER 3~
(It's the first day of Hogwarts and everyone is pumped up.Dumbledore has gone missing,but nobody noticed.)
(Harry and Ron are on their way to Divination,groaning.)
Harry:I wonder how many times I'll die this year.
(They enter the classroom.)
(The classroom looks different,It's painted orange and there are big stereos around the room and it has crazy paintings on the walls.)
Sirius:(pops up behind them startling them)HI HARRY!!!!
Harry:WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron:MUSHROOMS!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Sirius:I'm the new Divination teacher!!!!!!!
Harry:What?!?What happend to Proffesor Trelawney?
Sirius:I think she blew away.
Ron:Oh.................COOL!!!!!
(Everyone get's seated and class starts.)
Sirius:I am your new Divination proffesor,Proffesor Black.....No that dosn't sound hip enough.......Just call me Sirius!!!!!!(smiles stupidly)
Harry:Sirius,do you even know what Divination is?
Sirius:(get's quiet)Actually no.........Is it where you make cheese???No that's Herbology.Oh well!!!!I'll just teach you guys wild and exotic dances!!!WOOOOOOOOO!!!!(get's maracas out and shakes them a couple times)
Ron:(looks at Harry)Oh boy.
Harry:Hey,at least it's better than Divination.
Ron:Yeah you're right!!!!!
Sirius:I have no lesson plans or anything so for today we can just dance the Macarina.(turns on stereo)
Everyone:HEY MACARINA!!!!!
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(DADA)
(Remus enters the room grinning.)
Remus:Good Morning.This year we will be studying ways to protect our selves from evil.With the recent events of the Eggplant Liberation Act we must be careful.
(Sirius runs in.)
Sirius:REMUS!!!!I WON THE BIG DANCE OFF.
Remus:(smiles)Well done Padfoot.(claps)
Hermione:(to Harry and Ron)I don't get how he can be so patient with Sirius.
Sirius:(still talking to Remus)And then I tied my shoe ALL BY MYSELF.
Remus:Splendid!!We can talk about it more over bagels.
Sirius:OH YEAH!!!!!I have a class.Bye!!!(skips off grinning)
Remus:(shakes head amused)Anyway we must be able to keep our eyes peeled for eggplant attacks.
Hermione:AND MITTENS!!!!
Remus:(grins)And mittens.
(Remus leaves the room for a second and brings in a big cage figure that's covered with a blue cloth.)
(He takes off the cloth to reveal a big bluish-white bird.)
Harry:Is it a phoenix?
Remus:No,but it is related to it.
Hermione:(hand shoots in the air like a bullet)It's a cass,or Gvanocassa Dvoneo,which brings peace and ease wherever it goes.
Remus:Very good,10 points to Gryffindor.
Hermione:(grins pleased with herself)
Remus:Yes,we will be studying the magical powers of the cass and how it can help us.It's very difficult to properly care for so I will be taking volenteers to help me care for it every evening.
(Almost everyone's hand goes up)
Remus:(smiles while starting to write everyone's names on a very long list)
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(Potions)
(Everyone enters the class to see Snape dancing with a broom.)
Malfoy:Proffesor?What are you doing?
Snape:(realizes he's being watched and jumps in shock)
(The Gryffindors try to hold back their laughter but can't when Sirius comes in.)
Sirius:I see that your potions master could use some of my "Divination" lessons.Of course I don't think you could find a partner.
Gryffindors:HA HA HA HA HA HA A HAAH AH HA H H HA AAA A H AH H HH HA HA H AH AH HA HA HA-
Slytherins:(holding back chuckles)
Snape:*Oh damn Black.....how I am going to get myself out of this one?Do you think they'll find out my secret passion for ballet and figure skating.Oh my god.Oh my god.Wait....Yes I know!*
Sirius:^.^
Snape:At least if I got a partner it would be a woman.
Sirius:Nice try^_^.Sorry Snape but everyone knows I'm gay and I'm not ashamed of it.I love my Remmy with all my heart.Anyway Snape you said IF you got a partner.Maybe you should stick with your broomstick.Hey!That rhymed.Wait........no.Oh well!!!^_^
Snape:(hands are clutched in rage and face is redded with both anger and humilation.)BLACK!!!!GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM NOW!!!!!!
Sirius:(amused)Whoa,somebodys pepped up today.You and your broom might want to wind down with a slow song.
Snape:Black,I suggest you keep an eye on what your little boyfriend does.It might get him in trouble.
Sirius:*What the hell is his problem?Extra butter makes donuts taste better and Remus looks cute in his pastry apron.*
Snape:Have nothing to say now?Too speechless?
Sirius:I just realized how gloomy it is in here.You need to liven things up!(uses wand and turns the rooms walls orange and the floor purple.Then he points his wand at Snape and Snape's robes suddenly turn pink and purple and they seem to be extra flowy)
Snape: !!!!!!
Sirius:(casts a spell again and a rose apears in Snapes mouth)There you go.Dance the night away seniorita!(skips off shaking maracas)
Snape:_(face is redding up with anger)(holding back rage)Class......is.......dismissed....
(everyone runs out as Snape screams a scream of rage that the whole school can hear)
(Harry,Hermione,and Ron stay by Snape's classroom because they're bored and Hermione dropped her stuff on the way out.)
Snape:(screaming loud enough for the whole world to hear)DAMN YOU BLACK!!!!!!!!!!YOU MESSED UP MY BALLET ROUTINE-Oh my God did I just say that?
Harry,Ron,and Hermione:(laughing so hard you think they're going to die)
Snape:(infuriated and humiated at the same down)GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY CLASSROOM!!!!!HOW DARE YOU SPY ON ME!!!!!!!
Hermione:I left my things in your-
Snape:LEAVE NOW!!!!!!!!
(They run away freaked out.)
(Snape notices Hermione's bag)
Snape:Perfect.Just perfect.(grins evily)Maybe I'll find some evidence...
(Opens bag and goes through her papers until he finds a note.)
Memo to self-
Go to Proffesor Lupin' s room after dinner.Bring a rope and a towel to clean up afterwards.
(Of course it was Hermione's turn to help out with the cass but Snape didn't know that and thought they where planning something dirty.)
Snape:Perfect.......WHA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (wheeze)ha ha.........
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(That evening)
(Hermione walks in)
Remus:Hello Hermione.Now I have to warn you as pretty as it is the cass are very messy.
Hermione:That's okay.
(Remus get's the cass and opens its cage)
(It flys out happy to be out of its cage)
Remus:First we must clean it's feathers.But oh my.The cass likes to be a little menace.We'll have to catch it.
Cass:(chirps mockingly)
Remus:(takes a lunge at it and misses,falling on the floor)
Hermione:Are you okay?
Remus:(gets up)Yes I'm fine.
Hermione:I should of brought a net.Will my rope work?
Remus:Here.(takes rope and lassos the cass and catches it)
Hermione:Wow!
Remus:I have no idea how I did that.Whenever I want to show somebody that I always miss.(Trys it again and gets tangled up in it.)
Hermione:(solemly)The same with me and kites.
Remus and Hermione:(depressed sigh in unison)
Remus:On the bright side I caught the cass!
Hermione:Hurray!!!!
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(As you might of already guessed Snape was listiening the whole thing, but this time his ears were covered with some of his extra flowy robes. (Which where starting to turn black again)
(What Snape "heard")
Remus:Hello Hermione.Now I have to warn you as pretty as it is my ass is very messy.
Hermione:That's okay.
Snape:(face turns green)That's it......I've heard enough.(Throws up in a bag marked "Slytherin Quidditch Supplies")
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(2 hours later)
Remus:Thanks for helping Hermione!I'm sorry that it took so long.
Hermione:That's alright!Hey.....What's that smell?
Remus:That's probley Sirius.He likes that smelly cheese and he eats it everywhere.
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(Hermione returns to the Gryffindor common room to find Harry and Ron fuming about something.)
Hermione:What's wrong?
Harry:(upset)Tommorows match with Slytherin was just cancled.
Hermione:Why?
Ron:(irritated)They said that someone was messing with their supplies and stuff and they are "unable to play until our equipment is throughly checked.We must put our safety first but we wish Gryffindor well (NOT). "
Harry:DAMN THOSE DIRTY CHEATERS!!!!!!
Lavender:(runs up to them)Did you hear somebody THREW UP in the Slytherin Quidditch equipment-(looks at Harry's look of rage)Oh.Right then!^_^ (skips off)
Harry:(throws a table out of the window and there is a huge crash.)
Hermione:HARRY!!!!
Ron:Are you mad-Oh wait it's okay!It just hit Snape and some Slytherins!
Hermione:But what happen when Proffesor sees the window!She'll flip!And that table was her "priceless family treasure passed down to me from way back when,when the head of Gryffindor was a Gryffindor.Aways use costers on it!OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO A FROG IN YOUR SLEEP!!!"
Harry:(whimper)YOU HAVE TO HIDE ME!!!
(They dash out of the common room and through the school in an attempt to hide Harry.)
(They end up somehow in Sirius's classroom.)
(Remus and Sirius are both in there and they are talking about "the best bottled water brands to use when you go sking" )
Harry:(panting)You-have-to-hide-me.....
Sirius:(acting important)Say no more Harry!We have the Eggplant gun pumped and ready!
Harry:No Sirius...(they explain the whole sitiuation)
Remus:Well Harry-
Sirius:OH OH!LET'S HIDE HIM IN THE PASTRY OVEN!
(To be countinued)
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Will Harry hide in the oven?Will he do the right thing and tell the truth?Will Remus ever bake pastrys again?Will Snape ever get into the National Ballet Competion-
Snape:HEY!
Then tune in next time and please review.^_^