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Some of you may not find this funny.. but... eh, oh well. *shrug* but if your a humorous person like me who laughs at EVERYTHING then you will. ^.~
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"Truth or Dare?"
Hermione thought a moment. Her, Ron, Harry, Ginny, and Neville sat around the Gryffindor Common Room playing the typical game of Truth or Dare. It was a late Saturday night and they should of been in bed, but boredom brought them together for some fun. Ron leaned over to Harry and muttered soemthing about Hermione always picking Truth. Hermione glared before speaking, "Dare."
"What?" Ron said, a sudden grin crossing his. "Are you sure?"
"I said what I said." She replied. Ron grin suddenly became very devilish and Hermione felt a pang of regret.
"This my friend," Ron told her, "Is payback for the stripping dare..."
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"Se- *hiccup* -ya later!" Sir Cadogan waved merrily at the card table surround by dogs and beer. He had just found out that poker dogs sure knew how to party! Sir Cadogan bumped along the wall, passing a group of nuns in deep disscusion. "My fair ladies!"
"Goodness, Sir Cadogan!" One of the nuns exclaimed. She shook her head along with the others. "Don't you think it's a little late to go walking around in such fashion?"
"Dear Lady, I must say, I know not of what you speak." Sir Cadogan suddenly let out a loud belch. The nuns looked at him a moment before bursting out in laughter. Sir Cadogan waved them away and clanked his way to his portrait. As he stepped onto the nice green grass he barely noticed his grey speckeled pony asleep. He walked straight into him, tripped and flew over him onto the ground in a loud crash. Rollong onto his stomach he looked at the horse. He didn't even know horses kneel like that! Didn't they sleep on their feet? (A/N: actually... they do both. lol. at least the horses at my grandma's farm did.)
Sir Cadogan muttered something very un-Shakespearean before noticing movement in the the large room that led to the Great Hall. He quickly stood, not before nearly falling in his tipsiness, and peaked over to the corner of the stairs. He heard some urgent whispering.
"I'm not doing this!" The voice said quitely.
"Come on, there is no one here. Do it, so we can go back to the common room." A second voice replied. Sir Cadogan quickly clammered over to the edge of his portrait and hide himself behind the frame. Though... Lord only knows why... Anyway, back to the story.
He watched in silence, except a drunken burp here and there, as a leg stepped into veiw. Then another leg. Cadogan's eyes widened as a fully naked girl darted across the room. He couldn't help but giggle as a few minutes later the girl came back after a few second, still naked, and ran the other way. Sir Cadogan faught the idea of following them as his drunken state finally made him slip into a sleep.
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"Well?" Ron asked as Ginny and Hermione both sneeked back into the Common Room. Ginny nodded and helpd back her laughter. "She did!?!"
"Yup, past the Great Hall and down the main corrider in her birthday suit." Ginny replied. "you should of seen the look on some of the pictures' faces!"
"It's not funny!" Hermione glared as the rest burst out in laughter. "I dont' think I'm gonna be able to look at them ever again."
"Especially Sir Cadogan." Ginny said, giggling. Harry rolled his eyes at the mention of the lunatic knight. "He thought he was well hidden behind his frame, but I saw him. He nearly passed out at the side of you, Hermione."
Hermione quickly covered her face in embarassement. Little did she know Sir Cadogan would forever wink at her and call her 'Fair Lady'.
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I would LOVE to hear some ideas on what else Sir Cadogan should witness. Please reveiw if you feel like it. ^^
Some of you may not find this funny.. but... eh, oh well. *shrug* but if your a humorous person like me who laughs at EVERYTHING then you will. ^.~
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"Truth or Dare?"
Hermione thought a moment. Her, Ron, Harry, Ginny, and Neville sat around the Gryffindor Common Room playing the typical game of Truth or Dare. It was a late Saturday night and they should of been in bed, but boredom brought them together for some fun. Ron leaned over to Harry and muttered soemthing about Hermione always picking Truth. Hermione glared before speaking, "Dare."
"What?" Ron said, a sudden grin crossing his. "Are you sure?"
"I said what I said." She replied. Ron grin suddenly became very devilish and Hermione felt a pang of regret.
"This my friend," Ron told her, "Is payback for the stripping dare..."
~~~~~~
"Se- *hiccup* -ya later!" Sir Cadogan waved merrily at the card table surround by dogs and beer. He had just found out that poker dogs sure knew how to party! Sir Cadogan bumped along the wall, passing a group of nuns in deep disscusion. "My fair ladies!"
"Goodness, Sir Cadogan!" One of the nuns exclaimed. She shook her head along with the others. "Don't you think it's a little late to go walking around in such fashion?"
"Dear Lady, I must say, I know not of what you speak." Sir Cadogan suddenly let out a loud belch. The nuns looked at him a moment before bursting out in laughter. Sir Cadogan waved them away and clanked his way to his portrait. As he stepped onto the nice green grass he barely noticed his grey speckeled pony asleep. He walked straight into him, tripped and flew over him onto the ground in a loud crash. Rollong onto his stomach he looked at the horse. He didn't even know horses kneel like that! Didn't they sleep on their feet? (A/N: actually... they do both. lol. at least the horses at my grandma's farm did.)
Sir Cadogan muttered something very un-Shakespearean before noticing movement in the the large room that led to the Great Hall. He quickly stood, not before nearly falling in his tipsiness, and peaked over to the corner of the stairs. He heard some urgent whispering.
"I'm not doing this!" The voice said quitely.
"Come on, there is no one here. Do it, so we can go back to the common room." A second voice replied. Sir Cadogan quickly clammered over to the edge of his portrait and hide himself behind the frame. Though... Lord only knows why... Anyway, back to the story.
He watched in silence, except a drunken burp here and there, as a leg stepped into veiw. Then another leg. Cadogan's eyes widened as a fully naked girl darted across the room. He couldn't help but giggle as a few minutes later the girl came back after a few second, still naked, and ran the other way. Sir Cadogan faught the idea of following them as his drunken state finally made him slip into a sleep.
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"Well?" Ron asked as Ginny and Hermione both sneeked back into the Common Room. Ginny nodded and helpd back her laughter. "She did!?!"
"Yup, past the Great Hall and down the main corrider in her birthday suit." Ginny replied. "you should of seen the look on some of the pictures' faces!"
"It's not funny!" Hermione glared as the rest burst out in laughter. "I dont' think I'm gonna be able to look at them ever again."
"Especially Sir Cadogan." Ginny said, giggling. Harry rolled his eyes at the mention of the lunatic knight. "He thought he was well hidden behind his frame, but I saw him. He nearly passed out at the side of you, Hermione."
Hermione quickly covered her face in embarassement. Little did she know Sir Cadogan would forever wink at her and call her 'Fair Lady'.
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I would LOVE to hear some ideas on what else Sir Cadogan should witness. Please reveiw if you feel like it. ^^