Author's Note: *sniffle* My Humor Muse is taking a vacation!! This is all I could come up with. so sad. so sad. Maybe he's mad I just call him humor muse and not his real name? hmmm... Oh, and I HAD to write this sooner or later. I was gonna do it as a seperate story, but I figured I'd just put it in here. I think Ms. Norris deserves much more credit than she gets. muwahahah.
Disclaimer: I own nothing! nothing! not even this computer!
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Sir Cadogan sat down on the painted grass and mused. He watched the shadows dance and play in the hall. Oh, so bored. Oh so very bored. Hey, wait a minute! What is that. Intrigued, Sir Cadogan leaned forward. It was a cat. Aha! Sir Cadogan thought, 'Tis Lady Norris! Sir Cadogan was about to speak to the cat when another shadow came from the other direction. A large ginger colored cat stepped into the room.
"Meow." Ms. Norris said simply. The ginger cat, who was obviously Crookshanks (How he got out of Hermione's dorm is beyond me. That cat isn't normal now is it?), walked over to her. If Sir Cadogan wasn't mistaken, it looked like they smiled at each other. He watched as they butted heads. Ms. Norris purred loudly.
Awww, how cute! Sir Cadogan smiled. They liked each other. He was so busy watching the two cats touch noses and purr that he barely noticed a large shadow cover them.
"Errear!" Ms. Norris let out a screeching meow as two hands ceased her.
"Now, now, Ms. Norris!" Filch said, gripping his cat tightly. He looked down at Crookshanks and kicked his leg out angrily. "You leave my Norris alone! She's much too good for you! Besides, she's my baby."
With that Filch lifted Ms. Norris' head and kissed her on the nose. Ms. Norris immediately sneezed. Crookshanks let out a low growl, as though defending the other cat. Filch glared at the ginger cat then turned and headed up the stairs, Ms. Norris looking back over his shoulder. She reached out a paw towards Crookshanks, letting out a mornful meow. With that, she disapeared out of sight.
Sir Cadogan sniffed and wiped away a tear. Softly, he whispered, "Two star crossed lovers."
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extremely short, I know. and not very funny. But, I had to write it anyway. poor ms. norris. *sniffle*
Disclaimer: I own nothing! nothing! not even this computer!
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Sir Cadogan sat down on the painted grass and mused. He watched the shadows dance and play in the hall. Oh, so bored. Oh so very bored. Hey, wait a minute! What is that. Intrigued, Sir Cadogan leaned forward. It was a cat. Aha! Sir Cadogan thought, 'Tis Lady Norris! Sir Cadogan was about to speak to the cat when another shadow came from the other direction. A large ginger colored cat stepped into the room.
"Meow." Ms. Norris said simply. The ginger cat, who was obviously Crookshanks (How he got out of Hermione's dorm is beyond me. That cat isn't normal now is it?), walked over to her. If Sir Cadogan wasn't mistaken, it looked like they smiled at each other. He watched as they butted heads. Ms. Norris purred loudly.
Awww, how cute! Sir Cadogan smiled. They liked each other. He was so busy watching the two cats touch noses and purr that he barely noticed a large shadow cover them.
"Errear!" Ms. Norris let out a screeching meow as two hands ceased her.
"Now, now, Ms. Norris!" Filch said, gripping his cat tightly. He looked down at Crookshanks and kicked his leg out angrily. "You leave my Norris alone! She's much too good for you! Besides, she's my baby."
With that Filch lifted Ms. Norris' head and kissed her on the nose. Ms. Norris immediately sneezed. Crookshanks let out a low growl, as though defending the other cat. Filch glared at the ginger cat then turned and headed up the stairs, Ms. Norris looking back over his shoulder. She reached out a paw towards Crookshanks, letting out a mornful meow. With that, she disapeared out of sight.
Sir Cadogan sniffed and wiped away a tear. Softly, he whispered, "Two star crossed lovers."
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extremely short, I know. and not very funny. But, I had to write it anyway. poor ms. norris. *sniffle*