disclaimer: Don't own Snape..never will ::sniffle sniffle::. I just borrow him from time to time. Oh yea

and this little ode was created purly out of fun, it's kinda crap but i love it so :P

Snarky and dark

Inclined to bark-

At Hogwarts passers by

Clever clever slytherin

So smart and so very sly

Severus Snape

Black eyes, black cape

You're a slimy little git

For giving me such a fit

Potions bubbling, stewing brewing

One false move-and your arse he'll be chewing

So sexy, so smart

My own work of art

My dear, dear Severus Snape