Chapter 3 - If I Had A Penny For Everytime I Said Penny, I Would Have Tuppence By Now.
[Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
[Joey and Chandler enter]
Joey: I'm telling you from a certain angle you can see everything.
Chandler: Dude, I don't want to hear that...What angle?
Joey: Well...Hey, what's that?
Chandler: ...Paper, it's this new invention to write stuff down on.
Joey: Oh my God. I think Monica and Phoebe are planning to prank on us.
Chandler: Why do you think that?
Joey: This paper is entitled, 'Monica and Phoebe's prank to play on Chandler and Joey'.
Chandler: What's the prank?
Joey: I'm not sure but if this is what I think it is then those two are really dirty.
Chandler: Give me that. [Chandler grabs the piece of paper] That's just a chair.
Joey: Oh.
Chandler: It seems like they plan on glueing us to our chairs during either a poker game or an alien abduction.
Joey: Why would they want to prank us? And with such a crappy prank?
Chandler: ...Oh! It's probably because of that time we pretended to fake our own deaths go watch the Knicks.
Joey: You told her about that?
Chandler: No, she guessed I was still alive.
Joey: Damn, she's smart.
Chandler: Everyone's smart to you, Joe.
Joey: What's that?
Chandler: Nothing.
Joey: I heard something.
Chandler: ...Probably just a squirrel.
Joey: ...Okay.
Chandler: So what do we do about the prank?
Joey: The only thing we can do, counter-prank them.
Chandler: Counter-prank?
Joey: Yeah. They think they are going to prank us so we play along but we reverse the prank so they are the ones who get pranked.
Chandler: Oh, I like it, I like it a lot. Finally I'll be able to beat Monica at something...
Joey: Dude, you'll never beat her at anything.
Chandler: Yeah, I know.
*****
[Setting: Somewhere in New York]
[Monica and Phoebe are walking down an anoymonous street]
Monica: You think they fell for it?
Phoebe: Sure...Now is it me or is that guy checking me out?
Monica: Phoebe, that's a tramp. A really smelly tramp.
Phoebe: I bet under all that hair he's a sex monster.
Monica: I'm not sure that is hair...Argh! It's moving!
[Monica runs away. Phoebe stays a moment and stares at the tramp then walks after Monica]
*****
[Setting: Ross and Rachael's apartment]
Ross: Shouldn't we be doing something?
Rachael: Yeah, I think we should.
Author's Note: End of this chapter. Not much of a chapter, I know, but then I don't really care what you think. Please review at the bottom.
[Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
[Joey and Chandler enter]
Joey: I'm telling you from a certain angle you can see everything.
Chandler: Dude, I don't want to hear that...What angle?
Joey: Well...Hey, what's that?
Chandler: ...Paper, it's this new invention to write stuff down on.
Joey: Oh my God. I think Monica and Phoebe are planning to prank on us.
Chandler: Why do you think that?
Joey: This paper is entitled, 'Monica and Phoebe's prank to play on Chandler and Joey'.
Chandler: What's the prank?
Joey: I'm not sure but if this is what I think it is then those two are really dirty.
Chandler: Give me that. [Chandler grabs the piece of paper] That's just a chair.
Joey: Oh.
Chandler: It seems like they plan on glueing us to our chairs during either a poker game or an alien abduction.
Joey: Why would they want to prank us? And with such a crappy prank?
Chandler: ...Oh! It's probably because of that time we pretended to fake our own deaths go watch the Knicks.
Joey: You told her about that?
Chandler: No, she guessed I was still alive.
Joey: Damn, she's smart.
Chandler: Everyone's smart to you, Joe.
Joey: What's that?
Chandler: Nothing.
Joey: I heard something.
Chandler: ...Probably just a squirrel.
Joey: ...Okay.
Chandler: So what do we do about the prank?
Joey: The only thing we can do, counter-prank them.
Chandler: Counter-prank?
Joey: Yeah. They think they are going to prank us so we play along but we reverse the prank so they are the ones who get pranked.
Chandler: Oh, I like it, I like it a lot. Finally I'll be able to beat Monica at something...
Joey: Dude, you'll never beat her at anything.
Chandler: Yeah, I know.
*****
[Setting: Somewhere in New York]
[Monica and Phoebe are walking down an anoymonous street]
Monica: You think they fell for it?
Phoebe: Sure...Now is it me or is that guy checking me out?
Monica: Phoebe, that's a tramp. A really smelly tramp.
Phoebe: I bet under all that hair he's a sex monster.
Monica: I'm not sure that is hair...Argh! It's moving!
[Monica runs away. Phoebe stays a moment and stares at the tramp then walks after Monica]
*****
[Setting: Ross and Rachael's apartment]
Ross: Shouldn't we be doing something?
Rachael: Yeah, I think we should.
Author's Note: End of this chapter. Not much of a chapter, I know, but then I don't really care what you think. Please review at the bottom.