Chapter Five - Squirrels And What You Are Legally Allowed To Do To Them.
[Setting: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
[Monica and Phoebe are watching television]
[Enter Chandler]
Chandler: Hi honey, I'm home!
Phoebe: Hey!
Monica: I think he was talking to me.
Phoebe: Man, you have a big ego. It's me, me, me, all the time with you.
Monica: Hey! That's not true. Chandler, tell her I'm not like that. Chandler, tell her!
Chandler: Yes, dear. She's not like that...not like that at all.
[Monica gives Phoebe a 'told you so' look]
Chandler: So, what's with the nice china?
Monica: We're playing Poker tonight, don't you remember?
Chandler: Poker? Hmm...that's reminds me of something...
Monica: You were supposed to bring some dip.
Chandler: Nope, it's not that.
Monica: So you have the dip?
Chandler: Don't be ridiculous.
[Monica gives Chandler a stern look]
Chandler: You're not being ridiculous. I have no dip, please don't kill me.
Monica: You're lucky I got some myself.
Phoebe: Man, could you two be more married.
Chandler: ...No.
Phoebe: Oh, well, good.
[Enter Joey]
[Joey goes to the fridge, opens it and starts to remove food]
[He closes the fridge door to find everyone looking at him]
Joey: What? Am I not allowed to eat your food?
Monica: Remember Poker? Tonight?
Chandler: And when did we ever give you permission to eat our food?
Joey: The moment you left your fridge unguarded.
Monica: I told you!
Chandler: Joey forgot the poker night.
Monica: Joey!
Joey: Hey, it's not my fault.
Chandler: Yes, it is.
Joey: Yeah, but it doesn't feel like it is.
Chandler: Same here.
Joey: You forgot Poker night too?
Chandler: And the dip.
Joey: There's dip?
Chandler: I just said I forgot it. Didn't you hear that?
Joey: I just hear the word dip...So, wait, there's no dip?
Monica: Yes, but you have to wait until Poker night starts.
Joey: Poker night?
Phoebe: Oh my God!
Monica: What? What is it?
Phoebe: [Pointing at the television] That guy just wrestled a crocodile to the ground.
[Enter Ross and Rachel]
Ross: And the doctor said it would be fine...Oh, hi guys.
Rachel: Hey, what's with the nice china?
Chandler: Poker night.
Rachel: Poker night?
Monica: What is up with you people? Can you not remember one simple little thing?
Ross: I bought dip.
Monica: Thank you, Ross. At least I can count on my brother.
Ross: Oh, wait, I left it in the apartment.
Chandler: Ha! ...I shouldn't have done that.
Joey: Can I eat yet?
Monica: No!
Phoebe: Oh my God! He did it again!
Monica: That's it! [Turns off the television] Everyone sit down and let get this Poker night started! Sit! Sit!
Joey: Man, she really likes Poker.
[They all sit down]
Phoebe: Err...Monica?
Monica: Yeah?
Phoebe: You know that thing...
Monica: Thing?
Phoebe: That thing.
Monica: Oh, yeah. That thing. What about it?
Phoebe: I don't think it worked.
Monica: Why do you think that?
[Phoebe stands up and the chair is attached to her]
Monica: Oh, crap.
Chandler: That's what I forgot!