Kingdom Hearts 1 ½
Dead Orb: U shall die at the hands of . . . . . . . . . ME!!! Ha, Ha, Ha!!!
Riku: Fuck u!!!
(Riku pulls out Apocalypse and jump-slashes Dead Orb)
Dead Orb: Damn u!
(Dead Orb throws millions of bouncy orbs at Riku knocking him backwards)
Riku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!! DAMN!!!
Dead Orb: Ha, Ha, Ha!!!
( Riku flings out his arms and shoots a giant burst of energy)
Riku: Die u bastard!!!
Dead Orb: Noooooooooo!!! It can not beeeeeeeeeeee!!!
( Dead Orb dissolves into thin-air)
Riku: I am getting seriously tired of this.
( Later Riku is heading back towards the air-ship)
Dead Orb: I. . . . am. . . . not. . . . FINISHED!!!
( Dead Orb starts to glow. He is then surrounded by a blue light and explodes)
Riku: Cloud!!! What's. . . . happenning.
Cloud: H. . .he. . .he's. . .evolving!!!
Dead Orb: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Riku: Well tell me what the fuck he is now!!!
Cloud: Wait a second.
Riku: I don't have a fukin second!!!
Cloud: He's becoming. . .Hell Orb.
( The explosion is finally done and standing in front of Riku is Hell Orb. He looks just like Dead Orb, but is all red)
Hell Orb: Ha, ha, ha!!!
Riku: What r u laughing about? I'm gonna kick ur ass!!!
Hell Orb: What do u mean? I eat pieces of shit like u for breakfast!!!
Riku: U eat pieces of shit for breakfast!?!
Cloud: Ha, ha, ha!!!
Hell Orb: Uh well uhm. . .yes!!! Wait I. . .mean no!!!
( Hell Orb lunges at Riku, but Riku jumps out of the way and shoves his Keyblade through Hell Orb)
Hell Orb: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
*pffffft*
Riku: Woah!!!
( Floating where Hell Orb was is a small crystal)
Riku: Uhm. . .how do u say. . .cool!!! Hey, beam me up Scottie!!!
Scottie: Roger that sir!!!
Cloud: What, where the hell did u come from!!!
( Cloud throws Scottie off the ship. Then he beams up Riku)
Riku: Hey Cloud I got a crystal maybe we can enter a new world.
Cloud: Lets see. . .yes it will open up a world called Ovolas.
Sephroth: Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaat!!!
Leon: Well, lets go.
Cloud: Here we go!
( The ship zips off into the distance then screeches to a stop)
Sephroth: Well we're here.
Riku: Well, beam me down Scottie!
Scottie: Roger that!
Leon & Sephroth: What the fuck I thought we threw u out u bastard!!!
( Sephroth punches him in the stomach then sends him into space. Then Cloud beams down Riku)
End! What will be on this strange new. . .aaaaaaw forget it.
Dead Orb: U shall die at the hands of . . . . . . . . . ME!!! Ha, Ha, Ha!!!
Riku: Fuck u!!!
(Riku pulls out Apocalypse and jump-slashes Dead Orb)
Dead Orb: Damn u!
(Dead Orb throws millions of bouncy orbs at Riku knocking him backwards)
Riku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!! DAMN!!!
Dead Orb: Ha, Ha, Ha!!!
( Riku flings out his arms and shoots a giant burst of energy)
Riku: Die u bastard!!!
Dead Orb: Noooooooooo!!! It can not beeeeeeeeeeee!!!
( Dead Orb dissolves into thin-air)
Riku: I am getting seriously tired of this.
( Later Riku is heading back towards the air-ship)
Dead Orb: I. . . . am. . . . not. . . . FINISHED!!!
( Dead Orb starts to glow. He is then surrounded by a blue light and explodes)
Riku: Cloud!!! What's. . . . happenning.
Cloud: H. . .he. . .he's. . .evolving!!!
Dead Orb: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Riku: Well tell me what the fuck he is now!!!
Cloud: Wait a second.
Riku: I don't have a fukin second!!!
Cloud: He's becoming. . .Hell Orb.
( The explosion is finally done and standing in front of Riku is Hell Orb. He looks just like Dead Orb, but is all red)
Hell Orb: Ha, ha, ha!!!
Riku: What r u laughing about? I'm gonna kick ur ass!!!
Hell Orb: What do u mean? I eat pieces of shit like u for breakfast!!!
Riku: U eat pieces of shit for breakfast!?!
Cloud: Ha, ha, ha!!!
Hell Orb: Uh well uhm. . .yes!!! Wait I. . .mean no!!!
( Hell Orb lunges at Riku, but Riku jumps out of the way and shoves his Keyblade through Hell Orb)
Hell Orb: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
*pffffft*
Riku: Woah!!!
( Floating where Hell Orb was is a small crystal)
Riku: Uhm. . .how do u say. . .cool!!! Hey, beam me up Scottie!!!
Scottie: Roger that sir!!!
Cloud: What, where the hell did u come from!!!
( Cloud throws Scottie off the ship. Then he beams up Riku)
Riku: Hey Cloud I got a crystal maybe we can enter a new world.
Cloud: Lets see. . .yes it will open up a world called Ovolas.
Sephroth: Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaat!!!
Leon: Well, lets go.
Cloud: Here we go!
( The ship zips off into the distance then screeches to a stop)
Sephroth: Well we're here.
Riku: Well, beam me down Scottie!
Scottie: Roger that!
Leon & Sephroth: What the fuck I thought we threw u out u bastard!!!
( Sephroth punches him in the stomach then sends him into space. Then Cloud beams down Riku)
End! What will be on this strange new. . .aaaaaaw forget it.