Shadow:I can't believe how many people like this!

Light:And they hate all your other fics!

Shadow:*anime fall*

Light:I shouldn't have said that...

Shadow:Ok peeps I will continue this and hopefully get more reviews cause it makes me happy.

Light:Why are you so jumpy today?

Shadow:You don't wanna know.

Light:Now for the last time me and Shadow-

Shadow:Shadow and I is the proper way to say it!

Light:-will describe ourselves.I'm a head shorter than Shadow.

Shadow:I'm average when it comes to height.

Light:We are both slim.I have blonde hair that goes down to my elbows and blue eyes.

Shadow:My hair is black and goes to my shoulders,I have blue eyes as well.

Light:Now on with the fic!

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Destiny:Where am I?

Ryou:The Shadow Realm.

Shadow:Did someone call me?

Ryou:You should change your last name.

Maya:Your last name is Realm?!

Shadow:Yaa!Sorry but you have to go!

Maya:No!*disappears*

Destiny:..........

Shadow:You know I know Marshall Arts as well!Bye!*disappears*

Ryou:You want to fight monsters for a date?!

Destiny:Yaa!*becomes a Dark Witch*Kewl!

Ryou:*becomes Change of Heart*Oh God!

Destiny:A swam of fur balls!

Ryou:They're Kuribous!

Destiny:It doesn't matter what they are called!They are gonna die soon anyway!*attacks fur balls*

Ryou:I'm to innocent for this!*sighs and attacks the fur balls as well*

*all the fur balls are destroyed*

Destiny:That was fun!

Ryou:You are more akward then my yami.

Destiny:Hey!It's a Dark Magician!

Ryou:How are we suppose to beat that?

Shadow:Authoress powers!*turns Destiny into a Dark Magician Girl with an attack power of 3000 and disappears again*

Destiny:*destroys Dark Magician*Who's next?

*BlueEyesWhiteDragon appears*

Light:Authoress powers!*powers Destiny up by 500 points*(if you don't know math it's 3500 now!)*disappears*

Destiny:*destroys BEWD*Yay!

*Exodia appears*

Ryou:Is it possible to have Authoress powers help us this time?

Destiny:I'm guessing no.

Ryou:*flies into Exodia and uses Change of Heart powers to break it appart into the 5 seperate pieces*

Destiny:*destroys the head*Not so invincible now are you?!

D&R:*destroy the rest of Exodia*

Ryou:I guess it was kinda fun...*kisses Destiny on the cheek*Bye!

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Shadow:Sorry it was so short but I have so many others to entertain you with!

Light:Next!

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Shadow:Your Daniel?

Daniel:Yaa.*girl with short red spiky hair,crimson emerald eyes,5"5,and is wearing a tank top and a miniskirt in a blue and green mixture*

Shadow:You um...dislike Yami right?

Daniel:*holds up a Yami voodoo doll with some pins in it*

Shadow:O.O

Light:I think that answers your question.

Shadow:I have scheduled a duel between you and Yami.

Daniel:Yay!I get to kick the Pharoh's ass at his own game!

Shadow:Use my deck.*hands Daniel her deck*

Daniel:Why?Is it stacked?

Shadow:No.Just use it.

*the duel*

Yami vs. Daniel

Yami/2000 Daniel/2000 (The cards that Daniel uses are the ones I am actually pulling from my deck)

Daniel:I place a monster in defence mode!

Yami:I attack with Winged Dragon Guardian of the Fortress!

Y/WDGOTF-1400/1200 D/Nimble Momonga-1000/100 Nimble Momonga destroyed

Daniel:Nimble Momonga raises my life points by 1000 points when destroyed in battle.

Y/2000 D/3000

Daniel:I play La Jinn the Mystical Genie of the Lamp!Attack his dragon!

D/LJTMGOTL-1800/1000 Y/WDGOTF-1400/1000 WDGOTF destroyed

Yami:I place a monster in defence mode and place one card face down.

Y/1600 D/3000

Daniel:I place one card face down and attack!

Yami:I activate my trap!Spellbinding Circle!It will bind your monster in a circle of magic and lower it by 700 points!Attack Dark Madician!

Y/Dark Magician-2500/2100 D/LJTMGOTL-1100/300 La Jinn is destroyed

Y/1600 D/1600

Yami:Looks like we're tided.

Daniel:*sarcastically*Oh really?I didn't realize that!*serious*I play Ryu- Ran in attack mode!

Yami:Your monster has a lower attack power than mine.You should have put him in defence mode.

Daniel:But when I activate my face down card Salamandra,my Ryu-Ran's attack points will rise by 700 points!Attack Ryu-Ran!

D/Ryu-Ran-2900/2600 Y/Dark Magician-2500/2100 DM is destroyed

Yami:I play Dark Whole!Destroys all monsters on the field.Now I play Celtic Guadrain!Attack!

Y/Celtic Guardian-1400/1200 D/Life Points damage to life points

Y/1200 D/200

Daniel:Argh!I won't lose!I play Ookazi!Inflicts 800 points of direct damage to your opponent's Life Points!And I now play Seiyaryu!Destroy his CG and finish off his life points!

D/Seiyaryu-2500/2300 Y/Celtic Guardian-1400/1200 CG destroyed

Y/0 D/200

Daniel:Yay!I won!You suck Pharoh!Muhahahahahahaha!

Shadow:You can laugh like a maniac on your date with Bakura.

Daniel:Ok!

*date with Bakura*

Daniel:What movie are we seeing?

Bakura:Lord of the Ring,The Two Towers.

Daniel:Why that one?

Bakura:It's one of Shadow's favourite movies.She bought the tickets.

Daniel:Well lets get some snacks!

*the theatre*

Yami:I can't believe you let her use your deck to beat me!

Shadow:Get over it!She won fair and square!It's not like anyone else knows!

Yami:You wrote it in a fanfiction!

Shadow:^_^U

Light:Malik!Could you comfort me when the scary parts occur?

Malik:-_-U

Shadow:You don't need comfort Light!You and I have already seen this movie and you were fine then!

Light:_*hits Shadow on the head with a hammer*

Shadow:X_X

Malik:Why are we here again?

Light:Shadow wants to spy on Daniel and Bakura during their date,and she loves this movie!

Malik:Spying?!That is sneaky and mean!I like it!

Light:*very pissed off*

Yami:Here they come!

D&B:*enter theatre and take their seats in the row in front of the spys*

Shadow:*wakes up*Good they're here!

Yami:What's with the disguise?

Shadow:(did I mention I was wearing red contacts and a baseball cap backwards?)So they can't reconize me!

Light:Or me!(I'm wearing a brown hat and glasses with blue lens)

Yami:Those contacts make you look alot like a RedEyesBlackDragon!

Light:You look freaky and dangerous!

Malik:Ya!I like it!

Light:*more pissed off then before*

Malik:Don't take this personally Light,but your disguise makes you look so much older!

Light:*even more pissed off*

Bakura:I hate the commercials before the movie!

Daniel:Lets laugh like maniacs to make time go by faster!

Bakura:Alright!

D&B:Muhahahahahahahahahaha!

L,S,M&Y:*really creeped out*

*movie starts*

Shadow:I luv this movie!

*part in which the tree kills the orc*

Bakura:HaHa!He died!

Light:I'm scared Malik!

Malik:-_-UUUU

Shadow:Hobbits remind me of Yugi!

*movie ends*

Bakura:My favourite part is when the trees go on a killing spree!

Daniel:Any part that something dies is your favourite!

Bakura:I know!

Daniel:-_-UUUU

Bakura:*looking at the ground*I umm...had fun...

Daniel:Me too!

D&B:*kiss eachother*

Shadow:*screaming*Jackpot!

D&B:*look at Shadow*

Shadow:Whoops!

Bakura:Shadow?!

Shadow:Yaa,it's me.

Daniel:Kewl contacts!

Malik:Aren't they?!

Light:*super pissed off*

Shadow:I think we should start the next date before Light kills me.

Light:*grabs Malik*It's mine!My own!My precious!

Everyone else:*back away*

Malik:Help.

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Light:So who's next?

Shadow:Sam.

Light:What is he like?

Shadow:He's 17,has brown hair,blue eyes,6'0,130 pounds,tanned skin,loyal,makes friends quickly,has good grades,a yami called Shini,hates Tea,likes yaoi,hates yuri.

Light:Wow!That's alot!Wait...did you just say likes yaoi?

Shadow:His yami likes Joey and is always trying to beat Sam at something.

Light:Who is he with?

Shadow:Hanging with Yami,and Dating Seto.

Light:Dating Seto?!Did I hear you right?

Shadow:Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Light:Stop eating orange flavoured chocolate and answer me!

Shadow:You heard me right.Sam's gay.

Light:GAY!!!!!!!!!*starts freaking out*

Shadow:Orange flavoured chocolate!Mmmmmmmmmmm!

Yami:What's wrong with Light?

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Sam:I won!So get over it!

Shini:I want a re-match!

Sam:Maybe later.

Shini:NOW!

Shadow:Is this a bad time?

Shini:Who the hell are you?

Shadow:An authoress.

Yami:Is Sam here?

Sam:Yaa.

Yami:Well I'm suppose to take you um...somewhere.

Shadow:Where haven't we gone yet?

Joey:A bar?

Shini:JOEY!*glomps him*

Joey:Help!

Shadow:I'll meet you two at Seto's ok?

Yami:See you there.

Shadow:*walks away*

Sam:We're going to Seto's place?!

Yami:We're walking their.Come on!

Sam:What about those two?

Shini:*still glomping Joey*

Joey:Somebody!Anybody!HELP!

Yami:Just leave them.

Joey:No!Don't leave me!

Sam:................

*while walking to Seto's*

Yami:So you have never got anything less than a A-?

Sam:Yup.

Yami:I bet Shadow wishes she was you.

Tea:Hey guys!

Yami:What the fuck!Why are you here?

Tea:Shadow said she wanted me to do the disclaimer.

Yami:I the middle of her fic?

Tea:Yaa!And she wanted you to have this Sam!*give him a folded piece of paper*

Sam:Umm..thanx.

Tea:Light&Shadow do not own Yugioh!Some guy named Kazuki Takahashi does.

Sam:*throws a shovel at Tea*

Tea:Ouch!That wasn't friendly!

Sam:*shoots Tea*

Yami:What the?

Sam:Read Shadow's note.

Yami:*reads aloud*Dear,Sam.I only sent Tea to read the disclaimer so she can get bashed.Their hasn't been any Tea bashing in this chapter so BASH HER!BASH HER!My sis and I do not own Yugioh!Bye!

Sam:The shovel and gun was somehow in the note.

Yami:.........................

*at Seto's*

Yami:Here we are.

Sam:It's even bigger than I thought it would be!

Yami:Do you here music playing?

Sam:*listening*It's coming from inside.

S&Y:*enter*

*inside Seto's house*

Sam:What are they doing?!

Yami:Dancing I think...

Shadow:Ow!You stepped on my foot again!

Seto:Sorry,but why are we doing this?

Shadow:For your date ofcourse!Now from the top!

Seto:*takes Shadow's hands and tries to swing dance with her*

Sam:I'm gonna dance with Seto!*starts day dreaming about his date*

Yami:Hello Shadow!

Shadow:*finally notices Yami and Sam*Oh!Hi!I didn't see you two come i- OUCH!SETO!*jumping on one foot*

Seto:Sorry!

Shadow:You're hopeless!Ow!*sits down*My foot!My poor foot!

Sam:So where are we going?

Seto:A dance club.Shadow got the idea when Joey mentioned going to a bar.

Yami:I wonder how Joey's doing.

*back to Joey and the obsessed yami*

Shini:Joey?!Why aren't you moving?Or breathing?Or doing anything?Hello?Joey?JOEY?!

*back to Seto's house umm...mansion*

Shadow:My foot hurts like fucking hell!

Yami:*picks Shadow up and drops her on the couch*You guys should go now.

Seto:Get in the limo,I'm gonna get dressed in something else.

Sam:OK!*goes to the limo*

Seto:*goes to get changed*

Light:*comes out from behind the couch*Hey sis!

Shadow:How long have you been there?

Light:Since you started Seto's dancing lessons.I'm glad I wasn't his partner!

*in the limo*

Sam:*thinking to himself*Seto's probably gonna wear one of his fancy trench coats.

Seto:*enters the limo*Anything interesting happen while i was gone?*is wearing black leather pants,an midnight blue muscle shirt,and black collar and a black band on his bicep*

Sam:*drool*(I bet alot of peeps are drooling)

*at the dance club*

Seto:Want anything to drink?

Sam:A pepsi plez!(No drunk peeps in my fic!Unless I wanna be evil!Muhahahahahahahahahaha!)

Seto:*to the bar tender*Two pepsis plez.

S&S:*drink their pepsis*

*The song "Dare to be Stupid" by "Weird Al Yankovic" comes on*

Sam:Lets dance!

Seto:I'm not the best dancer around!

Sam:I'm sure you're not that bad.

*on the dance floor*

Sam:Ow!Now I know how Shadow feels.

Seto:I told you I am a bad dancer.

Sam:I'll teach you.

Seto:That's what Shadow said.

*sometime and songs after*

Sam:Your...getting better.

Seto:Just say it I suck!

*"I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" by "Aerosmith" is played*

Sam:How about a slow dance?

Seto:I looks easy enough.

S&S:*slow dance together*

*Seto drives Sam home.At the door step*

Sam:You got at least one dance right!

Seto:Uh...thanx,I guess.(What do you think happens next...THE KISS OFCOURSE!)*Seto kisses Sam*

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Shadow:Man that took me forever!

Light:That's because you couldn't find the correct spelling for bicep.

Shadow:The only reason it was spelled wrong was because it is suppose to be a plural word.

Light:How stupid is that!

Shadow:In the next chapter I will be answering only one review.

Light:Why?

Shadow:Because it's gonna be a long answer to Georgia's review.

Light:Oh...got alot of ideas for the next chapter?

Shadow:You said it!Plez send me truths and dares.When I get about five of each I will continue.

Light:Until then R&R.