Shadow:I would like to thank the peeps who reviewed for ch4.

Light:That would be ACME-Rian,eLeMeNt YoUkAi AnGeL and malik'sgurl.

Shadow:Now for the last time we will say...

Light:WE ARE NOT EXCEPTING ANYMORE FORMS!Now on with the fic!

Shadow:This is gonna be one CRAZY chapter!

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Georgia:Seto!*glomps Seto*(Georgia has light brown hair that goes past her shoulders,green eyes,frekles,and is tall)

Seto:*in shock*

Light:Georgia...how about a game of truth and dare!

Georgia:Ok!Where is Shadow?

Light:Getting Joey's dare.

Joey:..........

Light:There she is!

Shadow:*pushing a pool on wheels with the help of Yugi and Ryou*PUT SOME BACK INTO IT GUYS!

Yugi:It's heavy!

Ryou:We are almost there!

Shadow:*pushes pool in front of Joey and stops*So...tired....*faints*

Y&R:*faints*

Seto:The doctor is here!*checks the three out*They are dehydrated and exhausted.NEED SOME WATER HERE!

Georgia:*gives Seto some water bottles*Here you go sweetie!

Seto:................thanx................*pours some water on S,Y&R*

S,Y&R:*wake up*uhhhhhhhhhhh.........

Shadow:uh...Joey...you have to jump in the pool...

Joey:That's my dare?!That's not that bad.

Yugi:....check what's in it....

Joey:*looks in*OMG!It's full of reptiles!

Ryou:...yup...

Joey:O.O Are those crocidles?!

Shadow:*stands up*Yaa!They are the only creatures in there that are not poisonous.

Joey:O.OU POISONOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow:Yaa!The snakes,lizards and frogs are!

Joey:I'M NOT GOING IN THERE!

Light:You have no choice!*pushes Joey in*

Joey:*falls in*AHHHHHHHHH!SOMETHING BIT ME!

Light:You have the medicine for snake bites,poisons and all the other things Joey will need after this experience,right Seto?

Seto:Yup!Man that looked like it hurt.

Joey:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Georgia:^_^

Yami:I think he just lost all his clothes.

All:*look away*

Shadow:Lets continue our game.

Light:Can I time how long it takes for Joey to get out?

Shadow:Sure.Yami you have to sing the barney song.

Yami:You have got to be kidding!

Shadow:Anyone who doesn't do there dares or truths can join Joey in the Pool of Doom.

Yami:*singing*I luv you!You luv me!We're a happy family!With a great big hug,and a kiss from me to you!*kissing sound*Won't you say I luv you too?!

Light:Is that how it goes?

Shadow:I can't remember...Yami!Now sing "I'm With you" by "Avril Lavigne".

Yami:I just sang!

Shadow:Well sing again!Don't worry,Yugi's gonna sing with you.

Yugi:.........

Light:Or would you two like to join Joey?

Yugi:Play the music!

*music comes on*

Yugi:*singing*I'm standing on the bridge

I'm waiting in the dark

I thought that you'd be here by now

There's nothing but the rain

No foot steps on the ground

I'm listening but thiers no sound

Isn't anyone trying to find me

Won't somebody come take me home

Y&Y:It's a damn cold night

Trying to figure out this life

Won't you take me by hand

Take me somewhere new

I don't know who you are but I

I'm with you

Yami:I'm looking for a place

I'm searching for a face

Is anybody here I know

Cause nothings going right

And everythings a mess

And no one likes to be alone

Isn't anyone trying to find me

Won't somebody come take me home

Y&Y:It's a damn colg night

Trying to figure out this life

Won't you take me by the hand

Take me somewhere new

I don't know who you are but I

I'm with you

I'm with you

Yugi:Why is everything so confusing

Maybe I'm just out of my mind

Yeah Yeah....

Y&Y:It's a damn cold night

Trying to figure out this life

Won't you take me by the hand

Take me somewhere new

I don't know who you are but I

I'm with you

I'm with you

*music stops*

Shadow:That was pretty good.

Marik:Don't be so nice!

Light:We're not lieing!It was good!

Bakura:Whatever!

Joey:*wearing a snake around his waist*I....think....I'm.....gonna.....die......

Light:It took Joey 5 minutes and 7 seconds to get outta the Pool of Doom.

Shadow:Would you like some pants?*throws Joey jeans identical to his old ones*

Joey:*puts pants on and throws the snake back into the Pool of Doom*

Seto:*puts Joey on a strecher(that white long thingy that ambulance peeps use)and checks his condition*

Tea:How is he?

Seto:He has been bitten 361 times.279 of those bites were poisonous.

Everyone else except Joey and Seto:O.O

Light:That's alot...

Shadow:The next dare for you Joey is painless and simple.

Joey:It better be!

Shadow:Wear these blue contacts.

Joey:*puts contacts in*

Seto:Now don't bother my paitent anymore!

Light:Fine!We just need his dueling deck.

Joey:*hands deck over*Why do you need that?

Light:*hans deck to Georgia*For a dare.

Georgia:*tears up Joey's deck*

Joey:NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Georgia:*looks at all the ripped up cards*

Joey:T_T

Georgia:Hey!His RedEyesBlackDragon isn't here!

Shadow:*holds up REBD*I couldn't let you rip up this card.*places card in a deck*Here's a new deck identical to your old one!*gives Joey deck*

Joey:^_^

Georgia:What was the point of that?

Shadow:We saw Joey cry like a little girl!

Georgia:Good enough!

Shadow:Got a truth for you Yugi!

Yugi:Hm?

Shadow:Have you ever met anyone from "Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego"?

Yugi:Who?What?

Shadow:Never mind....Yami!Why do you and Yugi look the same?

Yami:Is that a truth question?I thought it was obvious!He is my aibou!We have to look the same!

Shadow:Did you look like that in your past life?

Yami:I think.

Shadow:Never mind...Tea!How is high school.

Tea:Alot of people aren't friendly there.

Shadow:Ok!Malik!Get the rifle!

Tea:O.O *runs and hides*

Malik:Awwwwwwww.

Shadow:Tristen!Why do you like Joey?

Tristen:Who?

Shadow:Your best friend Joey.

Tristen:....Oh!You mean the blonde in the strecher over there!

Shadow:..........

Tristen:I like him because we are both brain dead.

Shadow:.............

Light:Serenity!Do you want your brother to continue playing Duel Monsters and speak his bad english?

Serenity:Who?

Everyone else:O.O

Light:Ya know!Your bro!The half dead guy over there!

Serenity:I thought I was an only child.

Light:Never mind.......Malik!You..... O.O

Shadow:*reads dare* O.O

Malik:...........

Shadow:*starts laughing insanly*

Light:You have to strip down into your boxers and run around town screaming "I'm gonna rule the world!"

Malik:*strips down into his boxers*I can't believe I'm doing this.....*screaming and running*I'm gonna rule the world!

Shadow:We'll continue the game while Malik embarasses himself.

Marik:My poor,poor aibou.

Light:Ryou!Have you ever slept with any girls?

Ryou:Do you and Shadow count?

Everyone else:O.O

Shadow:You guys all have sick minds!We did sleep in the same bed,BUT WE WERE NOT MAKING OUT AND WE HAD OUR CLOTHES ON!

Ryou:If your asking if I had sex with anybody the answer is no.

Shadow:Now Yugi!You have to eat this!*gives Yugi a chocolate cake covered in whip cream and topped with sugar cubes*

Yugi:^_^ Ok!*eats cake*

Georgia:...........

Yugi:Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!*jumping up and down*Sugar!Sugar!Sugar!*hopps away*

Shadow:Go catch him Mokuba!

Mokuba:*chases Yugi*

Malik:*returns*Finished!Can I put some clothes on now?

Shadow:*throws Malik some clothes*

Malik:*puts clothes on*Thank yo-AHHHHHHHHHH!You gave me the pharoh's outfit!

Shadow:Yaa that's another dare.

Pauline:You look so hot!

Light:Aren't you from Ch2?

Pauline:*nodds*

Shadow:You aren't suppose to be here!

Pauline:T_T

Shadow:Fine!You can stay for a while.

Pauline:^_^

Shadow:Now Yami!You were dared to give you millenium puzzle and the titles of Pharoh and King of Games to Malik.

Yami:No way!I will never do such a thing!

Light:Suit yourself!*throws Yami into the Pool of Doom*Now lets see how long it tkaes Yami toget out*

Georgia:That crocidle is attacking his hair.

Shadow:Yami's hair looks like a star!

Light:Lets dye it gold!Then it would really look like a star!

Pauline:Shiney star!

Shadow:Tea!You have to abuse Joey for a dare.

Tea:No!It's not friendly!

Light:*throws Tea in the Pool of Doom*I'm timimg her too!

*a couple minutes later and a strange converstation is going on*

Shadow:Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Light:Not at all!They could be carried!

Shadow:What?!A swallow carring a coconut?

Light:It could grip it by the husk.

Shadow:It's not a matter of where it grips it!It's a simple question of weight ratio!A 5 ounce swallow could not carry a 1 pound coconut!

Light:Well it doesn't matter!

Shadow:Listen!In order to maintain air speed volocity,a swallow needs to beat it's wings 43 times every second right?

Georgia:It could be carried by an africian swallow.

Shadow:A african swallow mabe,but not a european swallow.

Georgia:Oh yes I agree with that!

Shadow:But then ofcourse african swallows do not migarate.

Pauline:Nadra!Did you stael their muse?

Nadra:Maybe.

Pauline:Give them back!

Nadra:*mumbles something and gives the muses back*

Yami:*comes out of the Pool of Doom,he still has his pants on but they are ripped*

Light:I toke Yami 4 minutes and 24 seconds to get out.where is Tea?

Yami:She's still in there.

Light:You didn't help her?

Yami:Hell no!

Shadow:Bakura!You have to tell us your 3 darkest secrets.

Bakura:No way!

Shadow:Fine then!*throws Bakura in the Poll of Doom*

Light:Now Ryou!Tell us your yami's 3 darkest secrets.

Ryou:You mean Bakura got thrown in that evil pool and his secrets will still be told!

Light:*nodds*

Ryou:Ok umm......when he first came out of the millenium ring,he didn't know how to use any of things in the house.And he thought the toliet was a well.

Shadow:You mean he drank from the toliet?!

Ryou:*nodds*

All:*gags*

Ryou:And he got sugar high a couple times,but once during a sugar high,he took ballet lessons.

All:*laugh*

Ryou:And even though he's cruel,he has great table manners and will watch romantic movies and stuff.

Shadow:That's not that bad,except for the toliet thing.

Light:OMG!Bakura has a knife!AND HE'S KILLING THE REPTILES!

Shadow:Isn't your pet crocidle Scaley in there?

Light:Somebody stop him!He's gonna kill Scaley!

*This scene is censorted due to all the blood and killing going on.This is after they get Bakura out of the "Use to be Pool of Doom"*

Light:*standing in front of a grave stone,she is wearing a black dress with a black hat and holding a bouque of red and white roses*

Shadow:I am am now informing you about the events that took place.Bakura killed all the reptiles before we could get him out of the Use to be Pool of Doom.He even killed Scaley.

Bakura:I also stabbed Tea while trying to kill those things.Is Scaley the small crocidle that thought my hair was an animal's fur?

Shadow:Actually Scaley is the biggest one.

Bakura:You mean the 10 foot long one!He-

Shadow:She!

Bakura:She tried to eat me!Look!*shows the teeth marks in his arm*

Shadow:Hey!A tooth from her bite is still in your arm!*pulls tooth out and gives it to Light*

Light:Scaley....*grabs on to Malik and cries*

Pauline:.

Georgia:Bakura!You are still covered in reptile blood!

Bakura:*looks at self*I'll fix that!*starts to lick the blood off*

Most of the peeps there:Ewwwwwwwww!

Marik:I'll help!*licks blood off Bakura's hair*

Most of peeps again:Ewwwwwww!

Seto:Has Yugi or Mokuba come back yet?

Shadow:No!I wonder where they could be?

Person:*some guy taller than Seto,he wears a long hooded black cape,the hood hides his face*I have captured the two boys you speak of.

Seto:No!What have you done with Mokuba!

Yami:What have you done with them?!

Person:If you ever want to see them again you must come to the Haunted House!*scary music plays and lightning strikes*

Light:Why is your name Person?

Person:Because the reviewers were suppose to give me ideas for a name and only one did.

Shadow:What's the name?

Person:Freaky Mystery Dude.

Shadow:Right.........

Person:Well anyways come to the Haunted House!*sacry music plays and lightning strikes*Why does that happen?*leaves*

Light:Pauline you have to go!

Pauline:But-

Shadow:You aren't even suppose to be here now go!

Pauline:T_T

Shadow:This is for your safety!

Pauline:*leaves*

Nadra:Have fun!*leaves*

Shadow:Now off to the Haunted House!*scary music plays and lightning strikes*

*at the Haunted House!Scary music plays and lightning strikes*

Light:Look!The Haunted House!*scary music plays and lightning strikes*

Shadow:Where is that coming from?

Seto:It doesn't matter!We have to save Mokuba!

Yami:And Yugi!

Shadow:We'll need some help!Hmm......

Georgia:I get to come right?!

Shadow:Yaa,yaa.

Georgia:Yay!

Light:Lets get other reviewers to help us!

Shadow:Ok!Answert this riddle and if your one of the first 3 peeps with the correct answer,your in!

Riddle-What is more powerful than God?

More evil than the Devil?

If you eat it you'll die.

The rich need it,

And the poor have it.

Shadow:Trust me!It's easy!

Light:And a yami isn't the answer.

Shadow:And we still need more names for Person.

Ryou:Review!Don't forget to answer the riddle,for it might get you into the Haunted House!*scary music plays and lightning strikes*

Shadow:Man that's getting annoying!*gives out chocolate eggs*

Light:Happy Easter!

L&S:Until next time!Salut!