Nick:Where have you guys been?You and Shadow haven't updated in a while!

Light:It's not our fault!The computer broke down and needed to go to the shop for repairs!

Nick:Oh....

Shadow:*has wet hair*Smell my hair Light!

Light:*smells Shadow's hair*It's nice.

Shadow:Thanks!Nick smell my hair!

Nick:..........

Detsu:Just do it!

Nick:*smells Shadow's hair*It smells good.

Shadow:Thank you very much!*huggs Nick*Detsu!Smell my hair!

Nick:Why is she doing that!*points at Detsu who is smelling Shadow's hair*

Hikari:Whenever Shadow washes her hair she wants people to smell it cuz hair just washed smells really nice and she is obseesed.

Nick:So this happens very often?

Light:Yup.

Yami:Shadow should hang around us with her hair wet more often!

Shadow:Why?

Yami:Ack!I um...I....nevermind!

Shadow:I'm confused.

Kage:I understand completly!

Yami:Ah!*runs away*

Shadow:Can anyone explain why Yami said that?

Everyone else:*crosses their fingers*No!

Shadow:Well than I would like to apologise for taking so long to update.Forgive me or I'll make Light use her secret weapon!

Hikari:Noooooooooo!Not that anything but that!

Nick:What is it?

Kage:The...the....THE EYES!

Detsu:The eyes?What the hell is that?

Light:My secret weapon!

Shadow:You don't wanna know what it is!

Light:It can break even the most coldest hearts!You can even ask Seto!

Seto:Here's a thousand dollars for you and you and you...

Nick:^_^

Detsu:Is this Canadian or American money?

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Duke:*carrying Shadow*So what are we looking for?

Shadow:Person,Yugi or Mokuba.

Narya:Lets just find Person and get him to tell us where they are.

Seto:You are an idoit!Do you expect Person to show up outta no where and tell us where Yugi and Mokuba are?

Person:*shows up outta no where*Mokuba is in the room to my right and Yugi is on the other side of the Graveyard!*full moon apppears and wolf howles*

Kage:Oh no!Not this again!

Hikari:It was bad enogh for the Haunted House!*scary music plays and lightning strikes*AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Shadow:I'm losing my mind!

Kayla:Well there's something new!

Shadow:I know your being sarcastic and I'm gonna hurt you for that!

Kayla:Ah!

Julia:Don't hurt my chibi Shadow plez!

Shadow:Fine,but only cuz you asked!

Venessa:You owe our hikari big time!

Kayla:*mumbles something about hikaris*

Person:Well gotta go!*runs away*

Georgia:Now we will get your little brother back my blue eyes.

Seto:.........

Narya:Not before I get him!*runs into room*

*inside the room*

Mokuba:Yay!Someone came to rescue me!

Narya:Don't worry Mokuba!I'm gonna get you outta here!*unties ropes around Mokuba*

Mokuba:Hello!Have you come to rescue me too?

Narya:Who are you talking to?

PK:Me?

Narya:Noooooooo!Not you!

PK:Yes me!*takes out a bow and arrow*

Mokuba:Is that guy gonna kill us?

Narya:Why do you always have a different weapon everytime you see us?

PK:What would be the fun in having the same weapon every time?

Narya:Good point!

PK:Now stay still so I can kill you.

Narya:Run like hell!

*back in the hall*

Shadow:I swear I heard three different voices!

Pauline:Well if Narya and Mokuba are in there....

Seara:Than who's in there with my hikari?

Kage:Wait!It sounds like.......

*screaming is heard and N&M run out into the hall followed by.....*

All:PK!

PK:Die!*releases arrow*

Joey:*gets hit by arrow and dies*

Marik:Ha!He died!

Light:Why is that funny?

Malik:*laughing his ass off*

Hikari:That is not humerous at all!

Bakura:*also laughing his ass off*

Kage:You guys are sick!How would you like it if you died?!

Shadow:They would probably laugh cuz they died!*starts laughing*

Kage:No not you too!

PK:You guys are suppose to be scared outta your bloody minds!Not laughing!

Kage:Damn those crazed hikaris!

All hikaris:WHAT?!

Kage:Uh..Nothing!Nothing!

Detsu:We should run for our lives before we end up like Tristen,Tea and Joey.

Duke:*who is STILL carrying Shadow*Great plan Instien!

Detsu:Who?

Duke:Nevermind.

All except PK:*run away*

PK:They will all eventually die!So why don't they all just stay and meet their fates!And now I have to think of another different weapon to use!*sigh*

*backyard of the Haunted....that place that has the scary music and lightning bolts*

Shadow:Can someone PLEZ get Duke to drop me.I wanna walk!

Duke:Why would I do that?

Shadow:Cuz there's a pretty blue eyed brunette over there.*points at brunette with hair down to her shoulders,pale skin and is 5'5*

Marik:Who's that?

Shadow:That is Windmage.Call her Lita.

Lita:Hi!

Bakura:She's cute.

Ryou:Since when do you use words like 'cute'?

Bakura:You heard me wrong!I said um....COOL!I said cool.

All:Suuuuurrrrrrrreeeee!

Bakura:Damn!

Shadow:Lita will be joining us in our trip across the Graveyard.*full moon appears and wolf howles*

Marik:Awsome!Er...I guess that's ok.

Hikari:We should go across the Graveyard now!*full moon appears and wolf howles*

DarkWindmage:Fine!

Kage:Who the hell is that!

Shadow:Lita's yami.Now would kindly put me down Duke!Then you can stare at Lita all you want!

Duke:Ok!*puts Shadow down and is now carrying Lita*

Lita:-_-U Thanx alot Shadow.

Shadow:Your welcome!I'M FREE!I CAN WALK!WAHOO!

Hikari:Now to the Graveyard!*full moon appears and wolf howles*

*the Grave...uh....place!*

Kayla:This place is freaky!

Venessa:Lets ask for directions!

Seara:From who?A zombie?

Seto:Just becuz its a Grave-

Light:DON'T SAY IT!THOSE NOISES COMING OUTTA NO WHERE ARE GONNA DRIVE ME NUTS!

Seto:Just becuz we are in a place where dead people are buried doesn't mean there are gonna be any zombies,ghosts,vampires,etc.

Georgia:I fell so safe when I'm with you!*glomps Seto*

Seto:Losing oxygen....

Mokuba:Is Seto ok?

Narya:He's fine!It's you I'm worried about! ^_^

Mokuba:......................

Lita:Kewl!There's like a Phantom there!

PK:That's me!

Nick:No!Not him!

Detsu:RUN!

Lita:Why?

Marik:*grabs Lita and runs*

PK:*kills Duke*

Shadow:Thank God!

Lita:Or Ra.

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Shadow:I think I'll stop the fic here.But first..........

Kage:Are you sure about this?

Shadow:Yaa.

Hikari:Be strong!

Light:Don't be afraid!

Shadow:Then why don't YOU do it!

Light:Uh.............

Shadow:Exactly!Now here's....*gulp*....what I wanted to tell you guys.

Kage:You can do it!

Shadow:In a desperate attempt to get reviews for my other fics I'm....I'm....advertising them on this fic.Here they are:

A Pointless and Insane Fic: A random and insane humor that is mostly produced from Light's imagination.

Reunited!: It's will become a horror in later chapters.Sandy K. (hint hint) is going to meet her twin and younger brothers (another hint hint) in Domino City (yet another hint hint).Her friends will help her get through the change but will they,her brother and her new friends be there when she needs them most?

Yugioh plus Other tv show equals Insanity!: Me,my sis and the YGO cast star on other tv shows.We have already been on All That!Next is The Amanda Show!

Kage:There!That wasn't so bad!

Shadow:YES IT WAS!*sits in a far away dark corner away from everyone else*

Light:Poor sis!

Hikari:I feel so bad.....

Kage:Why is it always my hikari that gets stuck into big messes?

Light:I hoped you liked this chapter.Plez read at least one of the stories Shadow mentioned.It will make her feel so much better.

Shadow:*still in corner*I'M A BIG LOSER!I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THAT!I SHOULD GO KILL MYSELF!THEN I WOULD NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING A LOSER!

Kage:Great!Now my hikari has gone suicidal!

H&K:Well,later days!